Alexander the movie... Review - GoFuckYourself.com

Rinaldo · 12-01-2004, 02:52 PM

Gay.

That's all you have to fucking know.

I've sat through 4 hour movies made in the 40's before and cried, I've seen the godfather trilogy all the way through without a break 12 times,
I've seen everysingle independent film released in the last 6 years and I'm a member of the international film society.

I love movies as much as I love porn and the money it makes us.

But this movie was pure filth. From beginning to end the film touches on Alexander's Homosexual side. He not only kisses 6 differnet men on the lips and fucks atleast 4 of them, he also admitts openly to his hot ass mother angelina Jolie that he loves men and has no interest in women.

The plot was horrible, the climax was not visible and the movie felt like it woul dnever end. The Audience laughed when I creid out in agony "when will this end"

Please do not see this movie... if you thought the matrix three ruined the matrix trilogy like I did... this movie will ruin all major big budget moves for you.

It fucking sucked

Phoenix · 12-01-2004, 02:54 PM

man i knew it would be a flop

Alexander the great being played like that?

ugh

Irrum · 12-01-2004, 02:58 PM

thanks for the tip I was going to see it too. But I really want to see meet the fockers, I think it comes out next week.

Tanker · 12-01-2004, 02:58 PM

scratch that one off the go see list next up the incredibles LOL

Phoenix · 12-01-2004, 02:59 PM

meet the fockers will be awesome

NetBabe · 12-01-2004, 02:59 PM

Come on Rini you of all people should know ...

#1 All Men Who wear Skirts KISS MEN!!! UGH!!!

#2 Everyone who was in that time period was METRO SEXUAL and ON DRUGS.

How do you think Egypt was enslaved and their Kings made into Gods? It was drugs.

I am convinced you might have to be on drugs to go see this movie!

Rinaldo · 12-01-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
meet the fockers will be awesome

I agree
and so will Spanglish...
but fucking A... how could they ruin a film with such potential.

I'm not hating on it for being a homosexual hero... but he wasn't a hero.

I have seen some great independent films about homosexual love triangles and think that Homosexuality is a wonderful thing for the people that are into it... but this wasn't supposed to be about Greek gay society it was supposed to be a badass conquerer

pradaboy · 12-01-2004, 03:01 PM

I'm hearing a lot of that, the reviews at IMDB.com are almost all negative.

Meet the Fockers will be great tho

ironlung · 12-01-2004, 03:02 PM

i thought it looked kind of good until it came out and all i hear is how it sucked and it did horrible in the box office

Rinaldo · 12-01-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetBabe
Come on Rini you of all people should know ...

#1 All Men Who wear Skirts KISS MEN!!! UGH!!!

#2 Everyone who was in that time period was METRO SEXUAL and ON DRUGS.

How do you think Egypt was enslaved and their Kings made into Gods? It was drugs.

I am convinced you might have to be on drugs to go see this movie!

Steph... I honestly would have killed someone if I'd gone to see this movie on shrooms... thank god I didn't.... it was that bad.

and he was on drugs the whole time it seemed... everytime he drank wine the fucker would trip nuts and see shit and try killing his wife ... it was retarded

NetBabe · 12-01-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally posted by Platinum Rinaldo
Steph... I honestly would have killed someone if I'd gone to see this movie on shrooms... thank god I didn't.... it was that bad.

and he was on drugs the whole time it seemed... everytime he drank wine the fucker would trip nuts and see shit and try killing his wife ... it was retarded

See my point exactly #2, everyone was ON DRUGS.

That is why Cleopatra is portrayed as a Blonde Girl and also again as a Black Haired girl, no one knows what Cleopatra really was all they know is that she was HOT, and a good lay and smelt really good. Sounds like an "e" trip to me! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Violetta · 12-01-2004, 03:06 PM

Thanks for the tip. I'll do something else

foolio · 12-01-2004, 03:07 PM

ya - but I heard that Roasiro chick was nude - she is fucking hot.

Screaming · 12-01-2004, 03:07 PM

seems to be the general thoughts about the movie

Rinaldo · 12-01-2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
ya - but I heard that Roasiro chick was nude - she is fucking hot.

Wait till her shit comes out on MrSkins... it's that bad

and her tits aren't nice... so relax they're fucking huge... but not nice

seer · 12-01-2004, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NetBabe
Come on Rini you of all people should know ...

#1 All Men Who wear Skirts KISS MEN!!! UGH!!!

#2 Everyone who was in that time period was METRO SEXUAL and ON DRUGS.

How do you think Egypt was enslaved and their Kings made into Gods? It was drugs.

I am convinced you might have to be on drugs to go see this movie!

MrIzzz · 12-01-2004, 09:31 PM

some of the scenes in that movie were good, but overall it was crap. eventhough they harped on the gay stuff alot, Stone tried to show how alexander was in love with war more than with women, he made a poor attempt at that.

plus there was alot left out of that movie, maybe he should've just focuse on a smaller period of alexanders life and made the movie 1 and a half hours instead of the marathon it became

Theo · 12-01-2004, 09:37 PM

motherfucker Stone, payback is coming

did it have at least good gay scenes?

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Rinaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: South Florida Posts: 5,086	Alexander the movie... Review Gay. That's all you have to fucking know. I've sat through 4 hour movies made in the 40's before and cried, I've seen the godfather trilogy all the way through without a break 12 times, I've seen everysingle independent film released in the last 6 years and I'm a member of the international film society. I love movies as much as I love porn and the money it makes us. But this movie was pure filth. From beginning to end the film touches on Alexander's Homosexual side. He not only kisses 6 differnet men on the lips and fucks atleast 4 of them, he also admitts openly to his hot ass mother angelina Jolie that he loves men and has no interest in women. The plot was horrible, the climax was not visible and the movie felt like it woul dnever end. The Audience laughed when I creid out in agony "when will this end" Please do not see this movie... if you thought the matrix three ruined the matrix trilogy like I did... this movie will ruin all major big budget moves for you. It fucking sucked

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ironlung Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nofx, florida Posts: 1,012	i thought it looked kind of good until it came out and all i hear is how it sucked and it did horrible in the box office

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MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	some of the scenes in that movie were good, but overall it was crap. eventhough they harped on the gay stuff alot, Stone tried to show how alexander was in love with war more than with women, he made a poor attempt at that. plus there was alot left out of that movie, maybe he should've just focuse on a smaller period of alexanders life and made the movie 1 and a half hours instead of the marathon it became __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

12-01-2004, 09:37 PM	#18
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