Gun Control <-> Auto Industry - GoFuckYourself.com

PornGeneral · 12-01-2004, 04:40 PM

What if the Gov't used Gun Control thinking to regulate automobile ownership.... hmmm

There is no constitutional right to own or operate a motor vehicle. 40,000 people die from motor vehicle related events each year, half involve the criminal use of alcohol or substance abuse. A background check and 7 day "cooling off" period shall be required before a person can purchase any vehicle. Any person with a moving violation, drug or alcohol problems or who has caused a collision will be prohibited from owning or using a motor vehicle. There is no practical purpose for having vehicles that can travel at excessive speed. Anything with two or more of the following features will be designated a "street racer and shall be banned" (a)an engine having more than 4 cylinders or (b)larger than 100 horsepower or (c) any vehicle capable of speeds above 70 MPH or (d) having racing stripe(s) or flame(s) or (e) having any spoiler or airfoil affixed to the body or (f) noise altering exhaust manifolds or devices.
All vehicles will be kept in a child and theft resistant location and a "movement restricting device" such as a wheel lock will be required.
Most bank robberies involve the use of a vehicle to get to and from the scene. Vehicle owners and manufacturers shall be held liable if their stolen vehicle is used in the commission of a crime.

What if our gov't treated all law abiding citizens as criminals?

smack · 12-01-2004, 04:41 PM

Gun control means hitting what you aim at.

sumphatpimp · 12-01-2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
Gun control means hitting what you aim at.

use both hands

Warden · 12-01-2004, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
Gun control means hitting what you aim at.

I was thinking the same thing!

smack · 12-01-2004, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
use both hands

i'm a master of gun control. with one hand or two.

12-01-2004, 04:40 PM	#1
PornGeneral Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In front of computer Posts: 564	Gun Control <-> Auto Industry What if the Gov't used Gun Control thinking to regulate automobile ownership.... hmmm There is no constitutional right to own or operate a motor vehicle. 40,000 people die from motor vehicle related events each year, half involve the criminal use of alcohol or substance abuse. A background check and 7 day "cooling off" period shall be required before a person can purchase any vehicle. Any person with a moving violation, drug or alcohol problems or who has caused a collision will be prohibited from owning or using a motor vehicle. There is no practical purpose for having vehicles that can travel at excessive speed. Anything with two or more of the following features will be designated a "street racer and shall be banned" (a)an engine having more than 4 cylinders or (b)larger than 100 horsepower or (c) any vehicle capable of speeds above 70 MPH or (d) having racing stripe(s) or flame(s) or (e) having any spoiler or airfoil affixed to the body or (f) noise altering exhaust manifolds or devices. All vehicles will be kept in a child and theft resistant location and a "movement restricting device" such as a wheel lock will be required. Most bank robberies involve the use of a vehicle to get to and from the scene. Vehicle owners and manufacturers shall be held liable if their stolen vehicle is used in the commission of a crime. What if our gov't treated all law abiding citizens as criminals? __________________ "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -Patton "Only the dead have seen the end of war." -Plato

12-01-2004, 04:41 PM	#2
smack Push Porn Like Weight. Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Inside .NET Posts: 10,652	Gun control means hitting what you aim at. __________________ Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.