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whast the patch ?

A female viagra type thing apparently

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...al_dysfunction

Yea I got spammed..

:)

Slowly getting there lars

Im in but survivors on now lol

sweet yeah I saw that on the tv today

Singles

"I met my wife at a singles' bar."

"Really?"

"I thought she was home with the kids."

2

Accomplished

''As soon as I get out of high school I am going to be a successful business man.''
''Sure, Dad. It's time to go to our next class.''

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Robins in My Yard

I was walking home when I noticed a couple of robins laying down in the sun. I let my talking cats out and the kitten said to her mom, ''I'm hungry!'' So the mother cat said, ''What would you like?'' The kitten replied, ''I don't know!''

Then the mother cat looked at the robins and said, ''How about some basking robins?''

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Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen

Yo mama's so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

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Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change.

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Guns 'n' Mimes

If a mime shoots you, must he use a silencer?

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Female Hormones in Beer

Two men were in a pub.

One man said, "Did you know that beer contains female hormones?"

The other man said, "No! Is it true?"

"Yes," said the first man. "If you drink too much, you start talking crap and you drive terribly."

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Snow Body Knows

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

A. He heard the snowblower coming!

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Jets Fans, Beware

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed."

The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see."
The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turns on the game. The guy says, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.

"Wow! That's one helluva dog you got there! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?"

The man replied, 'I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years!'

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99 wannabe playaz

100 wannabe playaz :glugglug

:321GFY

someday I wanna be a player

You! Yes you in the back with your finger raised....did you have a question?

I bet ...

Fuck Anyone watching the Apprentice? Wanna bet that skinny bitch Ivana gets fired for dropping her skirt on the street? :1orglaugh

Yep, she got the boot

Shaaa bump

sweeeeeet dude

Wonder if these contest drive any webmasters to join up or at the least it brands the company.. but do I need more branding ? Doesnt everyone know what we do at this point ?

Everyone who doesn't live in a cave in Tibet knows Streamray is the largest distributor of industrial lasers on the west coast.....right? ......or not :glugglug

When you stop branding people think business must be bad.

Branding is like crack.

Once you get started, you gots ta have more.

Branding? Isn't that some weird fetish?

YES

Ouch.. that cannot feel too good!

nope

Damn I figured this one woulda at least passed the 200 post by now :helpme

I thinkthe title is not good at attracting post whores LOL..

Ok here is a tip for SEO buyers.. I buy about $300 a day worth of google ads. also buy on Overture.. I have found the best way of converting this traffic for our sites to be to send to the random webcam hosted bio page. I know it seems weird but it works. here is an example of that page.

http://www.legendarylars.com/promo/b...ateur2&Ref=nmn

Anyway with the $60 PPS its making pretty good money , buying words on google !

Good That way I can sneak in and make the big bucks! :Graucho