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|  09-13-2001, 06:46 PM | #1 | 
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				Anyone want to tell me I'm wrong now?
			 2 more groups of 5 arabs have been caught trying to board flights carrying knives and flight manuals. Any of you all-knowing assholes want to explain to me what these guys were going to do? hey, lets start a fund for these guys legal defence because I'll bet they were caught because the authorities racially profiled them. Our racist government has struck again! what is that that wizzo is always saying about me?  | 
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|  09-13-2001, 06:47 PM | #2 | 
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				 | That's governmental racism to be calling our government racists. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 06:54 PM | #3 | |
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				 | Uhmmmm...that your just as fucking "racist" calling our Government racist....do you realize our Government probably just saved countless lives because they did that..think about it DUMBASS.......... Quote: 
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|  09-13-2001, 06:55 PM | #4 | 
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				 | Who here speaks for the knife-like weapons? Aren't they being descriminated against too? RACIST MONSTERS!! I hope they saute these assholes slowly and feed them semi-live to the sharks. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD  - Grab the banner.... <img SRC="http://members.home.net/cdsmodels/banr_ucas.jpg" VSPACE=7 width=468 height=60> Link it to: http://paydirect.yahoo.com/PD/onePag...sMoney-drv.pd/ | 
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|  09-13-2001, 06:56 PM | #5 | 
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				 | 12Clicks, that was fast, I'm watching the news now and Yes you are right again...more of these sick fucks trying to board planes......Well as you probabally know I live just 30 minutes outside Washington, DC.  I'm waiting to see just what action the US and our allies are going to do. The longer we wait the longer we give these assholes the opportunity to kill more innocent people... ------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting Girls Host Gay Free Hosting | 
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|  09-13-2001, 06:58 PM | #6 | 
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				 | Its like my dad used to always tell me, "You see that man with the towell on his head? He's up to something." | 
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|  09-13-2001, 06:59 PM | #7 | 
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				 | Did that group include the 5 firefighters that were rescued after 2 days? Oh wait, that "confirmed report" was false. Or maybe the group included the two hijacking brothers for Florida that had their pictures broadcasted all over. What's interesting is that 1 of them died a year ago and the other is still living in Florida - don't you find it hard for a guy who committed suicide to still be alive? Hmmm, I wonder if these two brothers - commercial pilots who were also Arabs - were "profiled". And now the one of them must walk down the street with half of America looking at him as a terrorist. Of course CNN only spent 20 seconds apologizing after spending a whole day broadcasting his name and picture. So you tell me if you're right, 12clicks. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:00 PM | #8 | |
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|  09-13-2001, 07:02 PM | #9 | |
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|  09-13-2001, 07:05 PM | #10 | 
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				 | fade19,  your new around here so I'll forgive your inability to see my sarcasm. We're on the same page dude. rizome is the halfwit here. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:07 PM | #11 | 
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				 | lightning, where the hell you been hiding? | 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:08 PM | #12 | |
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				 | All right, sorry about that...just alot of folks around here playing the race card...and some folks(gary    ) make it very plain that he is joking hehehe... Quote: 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:11 PM | #13 | 
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				 | yes, gary has been one funny fucker. his dad taught him well.  | 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:13 PM | #14 | |
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 I am needing to add this:              [This message has been edited by Amputate Your Head (edited 09-13-2001).] | |
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|  09-13-2001, 07:14 PM | #15 | 
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				 | Where does one pick up one of these race cards? I wanna be Jewish! | 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:15 PM | #16 | |
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|  09-13-2001, 07:15 PM | #17 | 
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				 | Amp.. perhaps it will be needed to put smily faces on all posts meant to be a joke as that last one to CD in right on the line | 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:16 PM | #18 | 
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				 | i still think we should put them in a room full of fire ants... | 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:25 PM | #19 | |
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 Oh, and here's you're smiley  It's a joke about K-I-T-C-H-E-N U-T-E-N-S-I-L-S. Didn't really think anyone would take that too serious. [This message has been edited by Amputate Your Head (edited 09-13-2001).] | |
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|  09-13-2001, 07:25 PM | #20 | |
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|  09-13-2001, 07:29 PM | #21 | 
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				 | gary, why do arabs wear towels on their heads? because they don't own washrags.  | 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:31 PM | #22 | |
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|  09-13-2001, 07:33 PM | #23 | 
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				 | These board archives are going to be interesting to read six months from now. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:34 PM | #24 | |
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|  09-13-2001, 07:38 PM | #26 | 
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				 | Good one Gary.  Heres one for you. This is the "Arab Polo Game" Get a few friends together in your car. Drive through a heavily populated Arab community. Now drive by a bus stop and 1 of the people in your car hangs out the window and swings a broom stick and tries to knock the towel off their head. .....The trick is, that if you drop the broom stick, you have to get out of the car and go pick it up...... Just some good clean  ------------------ Smile and Be Happy Lightning Free Hosting Girls Host Gay Free Hosting [This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 09-13-2001).] | 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:41 PM | #27 | 
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				 | Everyone DOES realize that my head is NOT REALLY amputated, right? It IS a joke.        Now you can hit me for making fun of head amputees I suppose. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 07:52 PM | #28 | 
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				 | 12, I would argue with you, but we seem to agree on everything ....hehehehe smoochies | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:00 PM | #29 | 
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				 | You guys stop bashing Arabs! I know alot of them that would give you the towel off their head! They also have great skills, not just in creating weapons of mass destruction, but in terms of baba ghanoush, humos, and of course carpets. And there's lots of beautiful girls in Afghanistan. They're all tourists, but that is besides the point. I guess the Arabic women don't really care for them being there... they've got enough competition already with the goats. However, they don't need to worry about not being able to start a family, they just pay the men to cum on their shoes, and the flies do the rest. Now that I'm on the topic, did you hear about the new booming shirt business they just started in Afghanistan? I guess the shirts say, "I went to Afghanistan and all that is left of me is this lousy shirt." I bet they will sell like hotcakes. Fuck you if you can't take a joke. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:03 PM | #30 | 
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				 | Evil.. you forgot your happy face! | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:05 PM | #31 | 
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				 | Yikes, I forgot mine too      | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:07 PM | #32 | 
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				 | Oops. Here's 2 to make up.   | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:18 PM | #33 | 
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				 | I used to be Arab -- then I decided to throw in the towel. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:21 PM | #34 | 
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				 | Test | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:37 PM | #35 | 
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				 | Q. How much soap does an arab use to wash himself with? A. Soap??? | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:38 PM | #36 | 
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				 | Wash?? | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:42 PM | #37 | |
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				 | Now we know of your trickery!     Quote: 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:43 PM | #38 | 
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				 | Q: Why are camels called "Ships of the Desert"? A: Because they're full of Arab "semen". | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:44 PM | #39 | 
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				 | hehe... I am a tricky bastard. I really meant no offense to all the real head amputees in our great country though. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:46 PM | #40 | 
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				 | How many arabs does it take to change a lightbulb? I guess will find out when they get electricity. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:48 PM | #41 | 
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				 | What's the difference between an Arab woman and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells bad... the other one is a fish. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:50 PM | #42 | 
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				 | Whats the difference between an arab and a pile of shit? No seriously, whats the difference? Cause i dont know. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:52 PM | #43 | 
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				 | Q. How do you save a drowning Arab? A. Take your boot off his head. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:53 PM | #44 | 
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				 | Where do you hide an arabs welfare check? Under his workboots. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:57 PM | #45 | 
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				 | Q. Why do Arabs smell so bad?  A. So blind people can hate them too. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 08:59 PM | #46 | 
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				 | I better stop before people start thinking i got something against the arabs. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 09:01 PM | #47 | 
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				 | What did the US Marine say to the Arab? Dance. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 09:03 PM | #48 | 
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				 | Sounds like a good idea.  | 
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|  09-13-2001, 09:34 PM | #49 | 
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				 | Will Bin Laden launch his Air Force against us? When sheep fly. | 
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|  09-13-2001, 09:35 PM | #50 | 
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				 | They'll be launching cattle through the air with a giant catapult. | 
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