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				Are you literate? Can you read? - Read this
			 
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			Fifty men armed to the teeth The sounding horn called us out to fight We went to meet them in the fields Outnumbered yet we fought But soon we were overrun We took refuge in our home Our downfall had just begun They attacked our home, we kept them out Defending ourselves with spear and bow We took them out one by one As the rising autumn sun glowed There was twenty dead on each side When we first smelled something burn We heard them laughing from outside Taunting us with spiteful words They set the house on fire In order to smoke us out Only five of us was still alive And our time was running out Raging flames surrounded us all Our home was under siege Crumbling roof and burning walls There was no way to break free As we were all about to die We swore a sacred oath Revenge would be claimed if someone survived And we sealed the oath in blood The roof caved in and cleared a path A way out of the flames It was decided that I'd go first As we made for our escaped Suddenly the walls came down And trapped the rest inside My closest friends died that day Only I made it out alive ![]() 
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		 thats a sad poem 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Don't like to read stuff like that though Ivy  | 
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		 I was all excited that it was one of those things with "the" in it twice but the brain doesn't see it at first! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			You wasted my time on a crappy poem 
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 did you get my icq? cheers ![]() 
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			We storm ahead with swords'n shields For victory we ride We fight the world on these battlefields To re-erect the pagan pride We draw the blood of those in our way It's 'victory or die With pounding, raging fury we slay Now christian hounds will pay Charge ahead, no retreat No merca, noone shall live To us there is no defeat No remorse to give A wind of power blows from the north The enemy shivers to the core We slay with strength, pushing forth Silence before the storm The gates of Valhall open up The ground beneath us shakes As Oden leads the Gods to war The Rainbow Bridge cracks Nothing can stop this final attack We carve up all in our path Now there is no turning back Final battle is here at last A feast awaits us when we get back Awaiting all that fought in wrath By the long fires we sit in glory Ande beer cools our soar throats We are few but strong in will The last with pagan blood We fought the world with burning steel Now we sit in Hall of Gods Pride and glory in our hearts Pride and glory in our hearts 
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		 Hubby wrote this. he claims he hacked it out as a joke for a poetry contest.  I think it's not bad. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	What They Did to Mary by Dagwolf Enoch sloggered down the lough Revenge what he were after He swore and cursed the wretched scum For what they did to Mary. Unlimbered he his rusty sword And cracked his corded neck He'd see the bastards rot in hell For what they did to Mary. Come OUT! he screamed, in crimson rage Or is it you're too weary To come and fight and pay in blood For what ye did to Mary? They came, they came to cut him down Three wretches unrepentant. He slew the three, and himself too Not one was left to bury. I found his body by the lough And brought poor Enoch home. I laid his body down to rest Next to his darling Mary.  | 
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		 I don't write poetry.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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 by pagans about christians. fuck iraq. this about pagans vs christians. 
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		 because whether or not you people know it or not. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			iraqis are christians too. and i cant careless. they call themselves Childean or whatever but its the same. 
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