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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    When candian CUSTOMS asks me what I am doing....

    in Toronto............


    I will respond:

    I am here to get laid dipshit now stamp that shit and lets get a move on it
  • The Oracle Porn
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2004
    • 720

    #2
    Yes, I am the real Oracle Porn Unban me Lens!
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    • WarChild
      Let slip the dogs of war.
      • Jan 2003
      • 17263

      #3
      Originally posted by juicylinks
      in Toronto............


      I will respond:

      I am here to get laid dipshit now stamp that shit and lets get a move on it
      You do that with Video evidence, I'll buy you the nicest meal you can find in Vegas.
      .

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      • juicylinks
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        Originally posted by The Oracle Porn

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        • JFK
          FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
          • Jan 2002
          • 67373

          #5
          Originally posted by juicylinks
          in Toronto............


          I will respond:

          I am here to get laid dipshit now stamp that shit and lets get a move on it
          We will miss you JUicccyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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          • juicylinks
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            Originally posted by WarChild
            You do that with Video evidence, I'll buy you the nicest meal you can find in Vegas.
            you gotta throw in some hookers at least , casue you know i will get into heat for doing that

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            • MrIzzz
              If u touch it, I will cum
              • Sep 2003
              • 22923

              #7
              dont you fucking dare do that homooooooooooooo, i aint spending any more time with them mounties then we have too



              WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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              • rickholio
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2004
                • 1914

                #8
                Just tell them you're here to help facilitate strippers getting into the country from romania.

                (Canucks will know what I'm talking about)
                ~

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                • Eric
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 8818

                  #9
                  European Lee has just confirmed he is coming to the Party on Sat.
                  No One

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                  • Headless
                    Registered User
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 26727

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                    European Lee has just confirmed he is coming to the Party on Sat.
                    Juicy better start pukering up..

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                    • JFK
                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 67373

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                      European Lee has just confirmed he is coming to the Party on Sat.
                      YAHOOOOOOOOO

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                      • WarChild
                        Let slip the dogs of war.
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 17263

                        #12
                        Originally posted by juicylinks
                        you gotta throw in some hookers at least , casue you know i will get into heat for doing that
                        Okay one hot hooker for you and a tranny for Izz.
                        .

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                        • CheneyRumsfeld
                          Confirmed User
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 1341

                          #13
                          tell them you will send Bush back up there if they give you any shit.

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                          • juicylinks
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 122992

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                            European Lee has just confirmed he is coming to the Party on Sat.
                            He comes within 5 feet of my ass or lips I am knocking him out

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                            • juicylinks
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Headless
                              Juicy better start pukering up..

                              twinkyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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                              • Paul Waters
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 4402

                                #16
                                Originally posted by juicylinks
                                in Toronto............


                                I will respond:

                                I am here to get laid dipshit now stamp that shit and lets get a move on it
                                Juicy.... pull that shit.... and you will get fucked real well beofre you make it out of immigration.

                                Lube up first!



                                Paul

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                                • SABAI
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 2880

                                  #17
                                  last time i went through the custom in toronto they saw the dozen stamps i have from thailand and kept me to search my bags for an hour . what a bunch of assholes , if i was smugling smack i would make a new passport beforehand .

                                  they have no more brains than a donkey

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                                  • reynold
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 51271

                                    #18
                                    you're really tough juicy! hit them really hard!

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                                    • flashfire
                                      ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 13098

                                      #19
                                      in that case I hope you like rubber gloves

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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133986

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                        European Lee has just confirmed he is coming to the Party on Sat.
                                        Juicys going to get laid?

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                                        • Kimmykim
                                          bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 16015

                                          #21
                                          200 bucks gets you temporary Canadian residency for 6 months ;)

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                                          • bad_girl
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 757

                                            #22
                                            We've already alrerted the authorities you may be coming!

                                            "look for the guido in the wife beater with his man bitch in tow"
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                                            • escorpio
                                              King of Canada
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 23487

                                              #23
                                              Address the officer as "bitch" for faster service.
                                              Unvaxxed, still alive.

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