So, you are going to throw another amateurbash? That's great! Allways had fun on the two we've been to so far :glugglug

In'n'out burger beats the piza place we went to in Florida with Keev after the last amateurbash :winkwink:

this is going slow....

I can't believe nobody made fun of me for my pic :-(

Damn, that's the gayest pic I've ever seen! :Kissmy

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahah =)

SOMEONE FINALLY NOTICED!

Oh I wish I knew ut was that pic.
that pic is gay.

Another super bumpz

Bumpz it up :)

Back to page one :glugglug

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Singles

"I met my wife at a singles' bar."

"Really?"

"I thought she was home with the kids."

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Accomplished

''As soon as I get out of high school I am going to be a successful business man.''
''Sure, Dad. It's time to go to our next class.''

3

Robins in My Yard

I was walking home when I noticed a couple of robins laying down in the sun. I let my talking cats out and the kitten said to her mom, ''I'm hungry!'' So the mother cat said, ''What would you like?'' The kitten replied, ''I don't know!''

Then the mother cat looked at the robins and said, ''How about some basking robins?''

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Regularity

Woman: I have a problem.

Doctor: Well, are you regular?

Woman: Yes I am. Every day I do a number one at 7:30 in the morning and a number two at 8:30.

Doctor: So, what's the problem?

Woman: I don't get up untill 9:30.

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Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen

Yo mama's so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

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Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a penny in a gumball machine and waited for change.

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Guns 'n' Mimes

If a mime shoots you, must he use a silencer?

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Female Hormones in Beer

Two men were in a pub.

One man said, "Did you know that beer contains female hormones?"

The other man said, "No! Is it true?"

"Yes," said the first man. "If you drink too much, you start talking crap and you drive terribly."

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Snow Body Knows

Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

A. He heard the snowblower coming!

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Jets Fans, Beware

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed."

The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see."
The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turns on the game. The guy says, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.

"Wow! That's one helluva dog you got there! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?"

The man replied, 'I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years!'
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Nice promo homies.

Yea let's get this done

You Da Man!!!!


:glugglug

thanks =)

see you in vegas mayun!

:thumbsup

bump.

Good morning everyone :glugglug

good morning :)

For fucks sake, we're going away for the weekend... This has to reach 500 in the next four and a half hours :feels-hot

You posted while I was writing my rant :glugglug

need some :helpme here...

Nice promo :)

bleh...

Where are all the postwhores when you need them? :winkwink:

haha =)

it's okay with us if it lasts as long as possible =)

How the fuck canb this be on page four??? And hoew the fuck van I be sober enough to write this???? Fuckin BUMP!

Fuck this, were going back to our frien Jack. Jack Danoiels :glugglug

you never gave me your yahoo IM handle so I could send you the blushy face

Bump

coolest shit I've seen all day :thumbsup

December is under way... you can push joins to DormBucks ... for a chance to win passes...

or be the 500th person in this thread to post. gfy being the biggest board.... i figure there are quite of a few of you that want a VIP pass to the players ball and still don't have yours yet

bumpity bump

Don't have Yahoo IM :winkwink:

Thought this thread would be done by now...

A bit slow here today...

Indeed it is...

Damn... Talk about having nothing better to do than bumping threads... :glugglug

holy shit =) you came out of your coma!

He gets a "holy shit" for his efforts and I get nothing? :(

Might aswell take this to 200...

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