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  • groark
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2003
    • 1966

    #1

    So I told this girl what my work is...

    Hum.. Yeah now I don't know what she thinks about this.
    I told her a lil about galleries and the whole adult thingy..
    Hope she wasn't too offended...
    She's kinda cute you know...
  • who
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 19593

    #2
    Just mention that 'your friend got you started in it' and you began to earn the big $$$, so stayed there

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    • shermo

      #3
      Tell her you are a stunt cock. When you mention this, she'll be interested in seeing what you have to offer. Within minutes, you'll have your balls on her chin and your trouser snake tickling her throat.

      I hope this advice helps.

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      • Illicit
        wtf ?
        • Dec 2003
        • 11895

        #4
        Get her to pose naked and post her pics

        She wont mind...
        Insert Sig Here

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        • VirtuMike
          Confirmed User
          • May 2002
          • 2483

          #5
          Ask if she has ever done a threesome with anal, DP, or a Pasadena Mudslide. If the answer is yes, she's probably cool with TGP.
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          • DEA - banned for life
            V.I.P.
            • Nov 2004
            • 7886

            #6
            i know how that goes..but honesty is the best policy .if she doesnt want to be with you because of what you do thats her choice.there are plenty of woman in this world that wont mind..to each his own

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            • groark
              So Fucking Banned
              • Nov 2003
              • 1966

              #7
              Originally posted by DEA
              ..but honesty is the best policy
              Of course. I can't lie.. That would be like cheating..

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              • xclusive
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Apr 2004
                • 35218

                #8
                Just don't let her in on the fact there is no money in porn...

                I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /


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                • ironlung
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 1012

                  #9
                  git er done

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                  • Playful_Lady
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 516

                    #10
                    Originally posted by DEA
                    i know how that goes..but honesty is the best policy .if she doesnt want to be with you because of what you do thats her choice.there are plenty of woman in this world that wont mind..to each his own

                    I agree
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                    • groark
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 1966

                      #11
                      Bump for all the afternooners out here
                      (<- Off to bed)

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                      • xlogger
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 9507

                        #12
                        i have told every one in my fucking college that i do porn. They were in shock when i told them that one of my sites get 60k daily. weird.

                        I dont really give a shit, i wear my bangbus shirt everywere i go.
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                        • - Jesus Christ -
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 7197

                          #13
                          My dick is thiiiiiiiis big.


                          (nope its really tiny)

                          Amen

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                          • TweetyBird
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 8532

                            #14
                            Originally posted by .?.
                            Just mention that 'your friend got you started in it' and you began to earn the big $$$, so stayed there
                            that always works indeed, hehe
                            sig for sale.
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                            • Goose
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 5725

                              #15
                              hmmm quite difficult to explain right?!
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                              • neewwman
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 1737

                                #16
                                Originally posted by VirtuMike
                                Ask if she has ever done a threesome with anal, DP, or a Pasadena Mudslide. If the answer is yes, she's probably cool with TGP.
                                I had to go onto Google to find out what a "Pasadena Mudslide" is.

                                But I know what a "Pink Sock" is.

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                                • MetaMan
                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 28682

                                  #17
                                  i tell girls i meet upfront in what i do and what i am involved in. although this job may not be for everyone i love my work and that will be the day when a woman disrespects my source of income.

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                                  • Shoplifter
                                    Richest man in Babylon
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 5851

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by VirtuMike
                                    Ask if she has ever done a threesome with anal, DP, or a Pasadena Mudslide. If the answer is yes, she's probably cool with TGP.
                                    Is a Pasadena Mudslide the same as a *******?
                                    I Like Blondes

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                                    • maja
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 868

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by VirtuMike
                                      Ask if she has ever done a threesome with anal, DP, or a Pasadena Mudslide. If the answer is yes, she's probably cool with TGP.
                                      what the hell is a pasadena mudslide?? or a pink sock? (googling it now)
                                      You don't want some girl who doesn't like what you do anyways. If she's offended by this then she's probably frigid as fuck.

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                                      • Goatse
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 2086

                                        #20
                                        Sometimes it's good to whip out the old "internet marketer" moniker. You really have to pick your spots when telling people what you REALLY do.

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                                        • Doctor Dre
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 51692

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by shermsshack
                                          Tell her you are a stunt cock. When you mention this, she'll be interested in seeing what you have to offer. Within minutes, you'll have your balls on her chin and your trouser snake tickling her throat.

                                          I hope this advice helps.
                                          And she'll be scared to lick it because of STDs
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