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Old 11-28-2004, 06:50 AM   #1
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So I told this girl what my work is...

Hum.. Yeah now I don't know what she thinks about this.
I told her a lil about galleries and the whole adult thingy..
Hope she wasn't too offended...
She's kinda cute you know...
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Old 11-28-2004, 06:52 AM   #2
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Just mention that 'your friend got you started in it' and you began to earn the big $$$, so stayed there
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Old 11-28-2004, 06:54 AM   #3
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Tell her you are a stunt cock. When you mention this, she'll be interested in seeing what you have to offer. Within minutes, you'll have your balls on her chin and your trouser snake tickling her throat.

I hope this advice helps.
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Old 11-28-2004, 06:56 AM   #4
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Get her to pose naked and post her pics

She wont mind...
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Old 11-28-2004, 06:57 AM   #5
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Ask if she has ever done a threesome with anal, DP, or a Pasadena Mudslide. If the answer is yes, she's probably cool with TGP.
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Old 11-28-2004, 06:57 AM   #6
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i know how that goes..but honesty is the best policy .if she doesnt want to be with you because of what you do thats her choice.there are plenty of woman in this world that wont mind..to each his own
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Old 11-28-2004, 07:49 AM   #7
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..but honesty is the best policy
Of course. I can't lie.. That would be like cheating..
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Old 11-28-2004, 08:00 AM   #8
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Just don't let her in on the fact there is no money in porn...
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Old 11-28-2004, 08:49 AM   #9
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git er done
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Old 11-28-2004, 08:56 AM   #10
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i know how that goes..but honesty is the best policy .if she doesnt want to be with you because of what you do thats her choice.there are plenty of woman in this world that wont mind..to each his own

I agree
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Old 11-28-2004, 02:57 PM   #11
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Bump for all the afternooners out here
(<- Off to bed)
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Old 11-28-2004, 02:59 PM   #12
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i have told every one in my fucking college that i do porn. They were in shock when i told them that one of my sites get 60k daily. weird.

I dont really give a shit, i wear my bangbus shirt everywere i go.
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Old 11-28-2004, 03:00 PM   #13
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Old 11-28-2004, 03:00 PM   #14
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Just mention that 'your friend got you started in it' and you began to earn the big $$$, so stayed there
that always works indeed, hehe
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Old 11-28-2004, 03:02 PM   #15
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hmmm quite difficult to explain right?!
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Old 11-28-2004, 03:08 PM   #16
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Ask if she has ever done a threesome with anal, DP, or a Pasadena Mudslide. If the answer is yes, she's probably cool with TGP.
I had to go onto Google to find out what a "Pasadena Mudslide" is.

But I know what a "Pink Sock" is.
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Old 11-28-2004, 03:09 PM   #17
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i tell girls i meet upfront in what i do and what i am involved in. although this job may not be for everyone i love my work and that will be the day when a woman disrespects my source of income.
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Old 11-28-2004, 03:26 PM   #18
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Ask if she has ever done a threesome with anal, DP, or a Pasadena Mudslide. If the answer is yes, she's probably cool with TGP.
Is a Pasadena Mudslide the same as a *******?
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Old 11-28-2004, 03:29 PM   #19
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Ask if she has ever done a threesome with anal, DP, or a Pasadena Mudslide. If the answer is yes, she's probably cool with TGP.
what the hell is a pasadena mudslide?? or a pink sock? (googling it now)
You don't want some girl who doesn't like what you do anyways. If she's offended by this then she's probably frigid as fuck.
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Old 11-28-2004, 11:25 PM   #20
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Sometimes it's good to whip out the old "internet marketer" moniker. You really have to pick your spots when telling people what you REALLY do.
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Old 11-28-2004, 11:29 PM   #21
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Tell her you are a stunt cock. When you mention this, she'll be interested in seeing what you have to offer. Within minutes, you'll have your balls on her chin and your trouser snake tickling her throat.

I hope this advice helps.
And she'll be scared to lick it because of STDs
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