![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: not sure Im lost
Posts: 20
|
my new husband told me to go fuck myself
After just 1 day of wedded bliss, my new husband told me to go fuck myself in the airport! What should I do?
__________________
BUNNIE |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Entrepreneur
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
|
__________________
![]() from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 7,519
|
You'r e a fucking public drunk ass alcoholic, take your paxil and go to bed, things will be better after you blow him in the AM
__________________
Spam link here |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
Retired
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Sac
Posts: 18,453
|
Take his advice...
buy yourself a few toys, you will be better off this way I'm sure
__________________
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 35,218
|
I would just leave the fucker...I hate when my men treat me badly...
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 | |
aka K-Man
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
Posts: 29,292
|
Quote:
__________________
Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 22,712
|
Wow, he and the rest of the guys on this board have something in common then huh?
__________________
I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
|
Grab a dildo and fuck him in the arse!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: I'm everywhere Bitches!!
Posts: 1,656
|
Listen to your husband!
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
Too old to care
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
Posts: 52,943
|
And he never said it to you before you got married?
Trust me it's not a good sign, get out while the going is mediocre. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 | |
LIVING LA VITA LOCA
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Internet
Posts: 13,324
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
MetArtMoney.com - #1 Nude Affiliate Program MetArt CCbill Affiliate Tools 4K, HD, UP TO 50 MEGAPIXEL Mobile & Tablet Support Daily Updates HTML5 Tools skype: adamneve8 ICQ# 174167541 AIM: adineve YahooM: adineve |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
redezra.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Vegas Baby!
Posts: 4,680
|
wow - i have seen the light - marriage is dumb - thanks!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
Push Porn Like Weight.
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Inside .NET
Posts: 10,652
|
silence yourself.
__________________
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: go troll goo!
Posts: 7,708
|
fuck you BITCH
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: NYC Area
Posts: 18,450
|
Another stupid character... I wish they'd get more creative.
__________________
-uno icq: 111-914 CrazyBabe.com - porn art MojoHost - For all your hosting needs, present and future. Tell them I sent ya! |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 |
Drunk and Unruly
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hollywood
Posts: 22,712
|
Agreed. This one is useless.
__________________
I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 4,170
|
Quote:
__________________
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#18 | |
Dialer Kingpin
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: New York
Posts: 10,816
|
Quote:
2- learn to whore 3- do you have a "owner"? Does he feed and cloth you? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#19 | |
The Profiler
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female
Posts: 14,618
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#20 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: go troll goo!
Posts: 7,708
|
Quote:
? I should be the shocked one for you believing this crap this obvioulsy is a board persona created by someone to gain money or exposure , this is the new tactic, create some stir about your person without a sig, once peeps are kind of used to you you add a sig this is 5$ submissions at work or someone insipired by him ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#21 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 5,461
|
Gay marriages dont work. Leave him mate
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#22 | |
V.I.P.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: InYour Head
Posts: 7,886
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#23 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 4,209
|
h0 hum
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#24 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
Posts: 19,593
|
this is what happens when stupid chicks marry for the money
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#26 | |
Traffillionaire
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: ICQ:209371571
Posts: 22,430
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#27 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Da Swamps
Posts: 8,500
|
Quote:
was there something in what she said you didn't comprehend? I dont think she used any words with more then 6 letters in it...
__________________
Oxeo - Serious Hosting For Serious Webmasters. iCQ:135.887013
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#28 | |
The Profiler
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female
Posts: 14,618
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#29 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: World
Posts: 31,027
|
Do exactly what he told u to do
![]()
__________________
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#30 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States
Posts: 2,918
|
You better recognize bitch that your life now belongs to someone else. You should bow down and kiss his feet and shut your mouth. You are now his property just like a poodle and he can toss you out in the yard anytime he wants.
__________________
icq: 320340263 |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#31 |
jellyfish
![]() ![]() Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 71,528
|
Nobody really cares
![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#32 |
wtf ?
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: GFY
Posts: 11,895
|
just start bangin his friends
__________________
Insert Sig Here |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#33 | |
BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
Posts: 11,913
|
Quote:
learn to shut up and listen. can't believe you are already fucking things up on the first day! i feel sorry for this guy. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#34 | |
lurker
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: atlanta
Posts: 57,021
|
Quote:
![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#35 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: In my head
Posts: 6,844
|
Quote:
Shut the fuck up dumbass. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#36 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: go troll goo!
Posts: 7,708
|
Quote:
shouldn't you say suck on this , and than post some kind of pic ?? |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#37 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 280
|
Bunnie, you seem very unhappy, every post you make is about your unhappiness.
Just leave him, and show us your tits |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#38 |
Affiliate
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 28,735
|
Some of these answears is actually worth LESS than 0. Thats pretty amazing guys.
Bunnie: Lets just hope he was stressed and tired. Not just sick of you. We can all get upset sometimes. As long as he dont hit you. THEN its time to leave. You do have to forgive him on this one. But talk to him about it. Get it out of the world
__________________
M&A Queen |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#39 | |
BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
Posts: 11,913
|
Quote:
Pretty amazing is that people come to this message board to ask for serious advice about their fucked up, dysfunctional relationships. That is a sign right there of a person in trouble.... "Hmm... i have a serious problem. Who could i talk to. Who? OHHHH. I know, lets ask a bunch of obvious misfits who will only make fun of me" "my husband told me to go fuck myself on our first day of marriage" BOOO FUCKING HOOOO! What more of a clue do you need that your husband is a prick, your marriage is doomed and you are a co-dependent loser with no self esteem hoping for your feelings to be returned by an idiot that is using you? Fogive him? You have to be kidding me. He doesn't love her and he is a dickhead. You women are so beyond fucking silly with your romantic ideas of how things should be. It's no wonder you guys will stay in bad relationships and get beat up repeatedly and eventually killed. She should run before he finally beats her silly ass to death one night with a rolling pin because his shirt was not ironed and the toilet seat was down. ![]() of course, i could be wrong. |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#40 | |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: go troll goo!
Posts: 7,708
|
Quote:
![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#41 | |
Affiliate
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 28,735
|
Quote:
![]() Perhaps she should go somewhere else and talk about this, and perhaps there is a stupid Thread, but HELL man, I read about 10.000 MORE stupid post every day in here.
__________________
M&A Queen |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#42 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
Posts: 6,617
|
Divorce him.
__________________
Evoke Electronics |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#43 | |
BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
Posts: 11,913
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |