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BlackTsunami · 11-26-2004, 07:03 AM

I was wondering if there is anybody out there who is into self fellatio, because it takes so much goddamn effort to find someone who you can connect with. This friend of mine is sitting next to me now, and I have known him for 10 years, actually he is my nanny housekeeper, he is 35, and suddenly he confessed that he gets turned on by guys who can suck their own dicks. Jeeez, christ, i thought he was operating my vacuum cleaner. Ok, mind you, it blew up weeks ago, I wonder why. Can anyone direct me to a site, to help find my housekeeper, satisfaction for his fetish. PS He is really hot looking.

who · 11-26-2004, 07:07 AM

Well I'm miraculously un-turned on now.

BlackTsunami · 11-26-2004, 07:11 AM

You are just jealous that cant do it yourself. Mind you this is soemthing that could break you back, I know.

AnalProbe · 11-26-2004, 07:25 AM

I could do it.

Just like Cher, remove a few ribs and all is possible.

jimmyf · 11-26-2004, 07:28 AM

DeadFidel · 11-26-2004, 07:29 AM

Ron Jeremy.

Goatse · 11-26-2004, 11:13 PM

I can reach it, but not enough to really stimulate myself. Even if I could, I'd probably abstain from doing since I'd feel a little ghey sucking a cock. Stroking it is ok, but sucking it would take it to a whole new level.

wyldblyss · 11-26-2004, 11:28 PM

Your 35 year old nanny/housekeeper? I don't know what is more disturbing...finding out he is the nanny to your kids...or the nanny to you.

Jamdin · 11-26-2004, 11:29 PM

SelfSuckN

Vitasoy · 11-26-2004, 11:42 PM

ok that is just sick and weird.

CET · 11-27-2004, 12:08 AM

If you suck yourself off, does that make you gay? Doesn't matter whether you take a shot in the mouth or not, having had a dick in your mouth should be enough.

Major (Tom) · 11-27-2004, 01:13 AM

I tried and got a mouthfull of belly button lint

Duke

European Lee · 11-27-2004, 01:15 AM

The proper term for it is..

Self Sucking or;
Auto Fellatio

Regards,

Lee

11-26-2004, 07:03 AM	#1
BlackTsunami Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4	Self Fellatio I was wondering if there is anybody out there who is into self fellatio, because it takes so much goddamn effort to find someone who you can connect with. This friend of mine is sitting next to me now, and I have known him for 10 years, actually he is my nanny housekeeper, he is 35, and suddenly he confessed that he gets turned on by guys who can suck their own dicks. Jeeez, christ, i thought he was operating my vacuum cleaner. Ok, mind you, it blew up weeks ago, I wonder why. Can anyone direct me to a site, to help find my housekeeper, satisfaction for his fetish. PS He is really hot looking.

11-26-2004, 07:28 AM	#5
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11-26-2004, 11:42 PM	#10
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	ok that is just sick and weird. __________________ [email protected]

11-27-2004, 12:08 AM	#11
CET Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,754	If you suck yourself off, does that make you gay? Doesn't matter whether you take a shot in the mouth or not, having had a dick in your mouth should be enough. __________________ Alt Journals, Blogs for Perverts! Fitness and nutrition writer, and UNIX/Linux Sys Ad in training "Just as a man who has fallen into a heap of filth ought to seek the great pond of water covered with lotuses, which is near by: even so seek thou for the great deathless lake of Nirvana to wash off the defilement of wrong. If the lake is not sought, it is not the fault of the lake."

11-27-2004, 01:13 AM	#12
Major (Tom) Boomer Woffen Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 30,590	I tried and got a mouthfull of belly button lint Duke __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom

11-26-2004, 07:07 AM	#2
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	Well I'm miraculously un-turned on now.

11-26-2004, 07:11 AM	#3
BlackTsunami Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 4	You are just jealous that cant do it yourself. Mind you this is soemthing that could break you back, I know.

11-26-2004, 07:25 AM	#4
AnalProbe pain in the Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,727	I could do it. Just like Cher, remove a few ribs and all is possible.

11-26-2004, 07:29 AM	#6
DeadFidel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: This was my wife circa 2002 Posts: 6,760	Ron Jeremy.

11-26-2004, 11:13 PM	#7
Goatse Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,086	I can reach it, but not enough to really stimulate myself. Even if I could, I'd probably abstain from doing since I'd feel a little ghey sucking a cock. Stroking it is ok, but sucking it would take it to a whole new level.

11-26-2004, 11:28 PM	#8
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	Your 35 year old nanny/housekeeper? I don't know what is more disturbing...finding out he is the nanny to your kids...or the nanny to you.

11-26-2004, 11:29 PM	#9
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	SelfSuckN

11-27-2004, 01:15 AM	#13
European Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Daytona Beach Posts: 7,133	The proper term for it is.. Self Sucking or; Auto Fellatio Regards, Lee __________________ YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH PUTTING THE GAY ADULT INDUSTRY ON YOUR PC!! AFFORDABLE 2257 COMPLIANT GAY + BI CONTENT