Thankgiving Rant : FUCK Thanksgiving! - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 11-25-2004, 07:24 PM

For starters, what's the idiotic fascination with Turkey?
I'm sick of everyone with the "mmm TURKEY!" like they've never fucking ate before...It's just a big goddamn chicken folks! let's move on.

And since I am ranting, we need to figure out a better etiquette for arriving and leaving at family functions. You get there, and you have to kiss and hug so many fucking people that it's no wonder you are starving by the time you sit down. Then the small talk. "how are you?" "How's the Kids?"...Please for the love of God, shut the fuck up and pass the wine so I can get my wife drunk increasing my chances of sex when we leave this torture chamber. And right about that time I have someone's dog's cold wet nose being shoved up my ass!

Now the worst part. You ate the meal...delish. Stuffed yourself like a big fat suckling pig and you want to leave. You actually have to go through the whole process again!!! it takes me long enough to get in, now that everyone is fat and lazy it's really going to be a disaster getting out. And there's always some asshole in the bathroom "making room for more" which in turn causes you to wait, and wait because it just would not be right to leave (God forbid) with shaking the jerk offs hand after he forgot to wash them.

I love them all, the food was good, but Fuck them, and fuck thanksgiving.

Chaldoray · 11-25-2004, 07:26 PM

Shut your moronic ass up.

Nicky · 11-25-2004, 07:26 PM

True thanksgiving spirit

Monique Niccole · 11-25-2004, 07:26 PM

I'm not inviting you back next year

Rob · 11-25-2004, 07:27 PM

Sounds like a George Carlin rant.

RayVega · 11-25-2004, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Sounds like a George Carlin rant.

Thank you...I think

mrthumbs · 11-25-2004, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
Please for the love of God, shut the fuck up and pass the wine so I can get my wife drunk increasing my chances of sex when we leave this torture chamber.

TonyL · 11-25-2004, 07:28 PM

Well if you like your family and don't get to see them much it's nice.

But if your disfunctional I can understand your pain.

-Tony

Warden · 11-25-2004, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Chaldoray
Shut your moronic ass up.

Oh hell no!

That was the funniest post I read all day!

Rob · 11-25-2004, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
Thank you...I think

Very much so. Carlin is brilliant!

Nanda · 11-25-2004, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Very much so. Carlin is brilliant!

Very true

$5 submissions · 11-25-2004, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Afrekete
I'm not inviting you back next year

Funny sig, Afrekete.

xxxanax · 11-25-2004, 08:19 PM

Screaming · 11-25-2004, 08:20 PM

your no fun dude

Drake · 11-25-2004, 08:21 PM

RayVega · 11-25-2004, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by Screaming
your no fun dude

You know, you are right. I am going to march inside right now and grab a peice of Pumpkin pie, and sit in front of the fire eating wallnuts, and chatting about completetly empty meeningless bullshit.

The only change I am making is that any woman who comes near me for a peck goodby, (and I don't care if she is 107 with cobwebs on her twat), is getting a mouthfull of my tongue...And I ate an extra serving of creamed onions.

xxxanax · 11-25-2004, 08:29 PM

Harsh...did anyone hug you as a child?

xxxanax · 11-25-2004, 08:30 PM

Did santa pass you house every year?

baddog · 11-25-2004, 08:35 PM

I have not gone to my parent's for a family gathering in several years, and today reminded me why.

I only agreed to go because both of my kids were going to be there, so I had my daughter pick me up. When I got in the car she warned me that there were going to be a lot of kids there.

I almost backed out, but decided to go for it anyway. Within 5 minutes I had enough of screaming, crying, spoiled little kids. Luckily my son had to leave to go to work, so I apologized to my daughter said goodbye to my parents and 20 minutes later I was back in the solitude of my own home.

I don't need dinner that badly.

sickkittens · 11-25-2004, 08:36 PM

I hope I'm not that miserable in life.

RayVega · 11-25-2004, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by xxxanax
Harsh...did anyone hug you as a child?

NO!, and I would have pissed on them if they did.

And fuck that fat bastard santa as well. i need a guy telling me not to be naughty, who cannot even exhibit enough self control how much disgusting food he stuffs down his fat face.

pornguy · 11-25-2004, 08:40 PM

Sorry to say, but you guys have issues.

My family can not spend more than 1.5 minutes in the same place together, without having a massive fight, and I love to be with them

I could not be this year, and both my wife and I missed them very much.

Warden · 11-25-2004, 08:42 PM

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Originally posted by pornguy
Sorry to say, but you guys have issues.

My family can not spend more than 1.5 minutes in the same place together, without having a massive fight, and I love to be with them

I could not be this year, and both my wife and I missed them very much.

I'm with ya there!

KRL · 11-25-2004, 08:44 PM

MiaVega · 11-25-2004, 09:15 PM

MikeVega · 11-25-2004, 09:29 PM

boy ... i'm glad we didn't spend today at the same house .... Your my brother but fuck ...you need love .... i'll give ya a hug tomorrow at the office ....

... i did just leave my in-laws and i agree with the whole meet and great fucking thing ...that sucks ....

NY_TIM · 11-25-2004, 09:32 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
For starters, what's the idiotic fascination with Turkey?
I'm sick of everyone with the "mmm TURKEY!" like they've never fucking ate before...It's just a big goddamn chicken folks! let's move on.

And since I am ranting, we need to figure out a better etiquette for arriving and leaving at family functions. You get there, and you have to kiss and hug so many fucking people that it's no wonder you are starving by the time you sit down. Then the small talk. "how are you?" "How's the Kids?"...Please for the love of God, shut the fuck up and pass the wine so I can get my wife drunk increasing my chances of sex when we leave this torture chamber. And right about that time I have someone's dog's cold wet nose being shoved up my ass!

Now the worst part. You ate the meal...delish. Stuffed yourself like a big fat suckling pig and you want to leave. You actually have to go through the whole process again!!! it takes me long enough to get in, now that everyone is fat and lazy it's really going to be a disaster getting out. And there's always some asshole in the bathroom "making room for more" which in turn causes you to wait, and wait because it just would not be right to leave (God forbid) with shaking the jerk offs hand after he forgot to wash them.

I love them all, the food was good, but Fuck them, and fuck thanksgiving.

This is why Dice and I dont want you to travel with us. You have a social disorder.. You have no idea how to interact with people, you have no love for your family or friends, matter of fact you really dont even like your family, and you wudner why none of us want to hang out with you....

Now go sell some porn bitches!!!!!

RayVega · 11-25-2004, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by NY_TIM
This is why Dice and I dont want you to travel with us. You have a social disorder.. You have no idea how to interact with people, you have no love for your family or friends, matter of fact you really dont even like your family, and you wudner why none of us want to hang out with you....

Now go sell some porn bitches!!!!!

But at least I have hair, AND MY BALLS DON'T DRAG ON THE FLOOR WHEN I WALK...BITCH!

MiaVega · 11-25-2004, 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by NY_TIM
This is why Dice and I dont want you to travel with us. You have a social disorder.. You have no idea how to interact with people, you have no love for your family or friends, matter of fact you really dont even like your family, and you wudner why none of us want to hang out with you....

Now go sell some porn bitches!!!!!

Now Timmy, at least he's getting some tonight, unlike some of you freaks...you're just an angry drunk bald man, who probably is checking the boards between strokes and watching porn.

Clicky_Bucks · 11-25-2004, 10:03 PM

Great fucking rant.

the boy · 11-25-2004, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by xxxanax
Harsh...did anyone hug you as a child?

LOL!

NY_TIM · 11-25-2004, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
But at least I have hair, AND MY BALLS DON'T DRAG ON THE FLOOR WHEN I WALK...BITCH!

Your balls are in your wifes pocket...

xclusive · 11-25-2004, 11:39 PM

Nice rant guess your not getting enough cock as of late...

NY_TIM · 11-25-2004, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
But at least I have hair, AND MY BALLS DON'T DRAG ON THE FLOOR WHEN I WALK...BITCH!

Must have been like a 10 blue pill day today huh????

Doctor Dre · 11-25-2004, 11:45 PM

I'm really not into huge family parties at all

RayVega · 11-26-2004, 05:45 AM

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Originally posted by NY_TIM
Your balls are in your wifes pocket...

Damn, that hurt

onlymovies · 11-26-2004, 05:56 AM

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Originally posted by RayVega
Then the small talk. "how are you?" "How's the Kids?"...Please for the love of God, shut the fuck up and pass the wine so I can get my wife drunk increasing my chances of sex when we leave this torture chamber.

..And there's always some asshole in the bathroom "making room for more" which in turn causes you to wait, and wait because it just would not be right to leave (God forbid) with shaking the jerk offs hand after he forgot to wash them.

classic!

who · 11-26-2004, 06:02 AM

Yeah, he's sure as hell got my family down to a tee.

Holy fuck I hope we're not talking about the SAME phucking family....

NY_TIM · 11-26-2004, 07:34 AM

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Originally posted by .?.
Yeah, he's sure as hell got my family down to a tee.

Holy fuck I hope we're not talking about the SAME phucking family....

RayVega · 11-26-2004, 08:40 AM

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Originally posted by NY_TIM
Must have been like a 10 blue pill day today huh????

at least

volante · 11-26-2004, 08:44 AM

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Originally posted by RayVega
And right about that time I have someone's dog's cold wet nose being shoved up my ass!

Pics?

xenigo · 11-26-2004, 09:02 AM

This sounds like a Tom Leykis rant to me. hehe. Great rant, btw. Spot on.

RayVega · 11-26-2004, 09:45 AM

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Originally posted by volante
Pics?

xxxanax · 11-26-2004, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RayVega
"how are you?" "How's the Kids?"...Please for the love of God, shut the fuck up and pass the wine so I can get my wife drunk increasing my chances of sex when we leave this torture chamber.

MetaMan · 11-26-2004, 02:36 PM

so true

Bugbee · 11-26-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
But at least I have hair, AND MY BALLS DON'T DRAG ON THE FLOOR WHEN I WALK...BITCH!

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Originally posted by NY_TIM
Your balls are in your wifes pocket...

Oh my fucking god you guys are great. Ray you poor bastard you I know how hard it is for you to be in a situation like that. Tim you are killing me thanks for the thread guys.

Me I unfortunatly could not see my family cause I was sick but i did get a couple great care packages. Ray try that next year be sick and you can stay home sit in your basement and play with your puppets!!

Happy Thanksgiving to "The Family"

CET · 11-26-2004, 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
For starters, what's the idiotic fascination with Turkey?
I'm sick of everyone with the "mmm TURKEY!" like they've never fucking ate before...It's just a big goddamn chicken folks! let's move on.

And since I am ranting, we need to figure out a better etiquette for arriving and leaving at family functions. You get there, and you have to kiss and hug so many fucking people that it's no wonder you are starving by the time you sit down. Then the small talk. "how are you?" "How's the Kids?"...Please for the love of God, shut the fuck up and pass the wine so I can get my wife drunk increasing my chances of sex when we leave this torture chamber. And right about that time I have someone's dog's cold wet nose being shoved up my ass!

Now the worst part. You ate the meal...delish. Stuffed yourself like a big fat suckling pig and you want to leave. You actually have to go through the whole process again!!! it takes me long enough to get in, now that everyone is fat and lazy it's really going to be a disaster getting out. And there's always some asshole in the bathroom "making room for more" which in turn causes you to wait, and wait because it just would not be right to leave (God forbid) with shaking the jerk offs hand after he forgot to wash them.

I love them all, the food was good, but Fuck them, and fuck thanksgiving.

I'm sorry to hear that you have visiting family. Why not just stay home next year or visit people you would like to visit? Life is too short to force yourself to do stuff you hate doing.

CET · 11-26-2004, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by RayVega
But at least I have hair, . . .

Not according to your siggy.

directfiesta · 11-26-2004, 05:35 PM

MikeVega · 11-26-2004, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by CET
Not according to your siggy.

Ray would look funny bald but he's not ...that's NY_Tim in the sig ...drunk in our room in LA at the webmasters access ...

11-25-2004, 07:24 PM	#1
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Thankgiving Rant : FUCK Thanksgiving! For starters, what's the idiotic fascination with Turkey? I'm sick of everyone with the "mmm TURKEY!" like they've never fucking ate before...It's just a big goddamn chicken folks! let's move on. And since I am ranting, we need to figure out a better etiquette for arriving and leaving at family functions. You get there, and you have to kiss and hug so many fucking people that it's no wonder you are starving by the time you sit down. Then the small talk. "how are you?" "How's the Kids?"...Please for the love of God, shut the fuck up and pass the wine so I can get my wife drunk increasing my chances of sex when we leave this torture chamber. And right about that time I have someone's dog's cold wet nose being shoved up my ass! Now the worst part. You ate the meal...delish. Stuffed yourself like a big fat suckling pig and you want to leave. You actually have to go through the whole process again!!! it takes me long enough to get in, now that everyone is fat and lazy it's really going to be a disaster getting out. And there's always some asshole in the bathroom "making room for more" which in turn causes you to wait, and wait because it just would not be right to leave (God forbid) with shaking the jerk offs hand after he forgot to wash them. I love them all, the food was good, but Fuck them, and fuck thanksgiving. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

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