Things Stressed People Say At Work - GoFuckYourself.com

Ice · 11-26-2004, 04:08 PM

THINGS STRESSED PEOPLE SAY AT WORK

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.

2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.

4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

6. Do I look like a people person?

7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?

11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet

16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.

17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.

18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.

22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?

24. Earth is full. Go home.

25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?

26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

Nader · 11-26-2004, 04:13 PM

11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-26-2004, 04:18 PM

good list

RRRED · 11-26-2004, 04:26 PM

19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

SmutGiant · 11-26-2004, 04:28 PM

23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?

27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

wyldblyss · 11-26-2004, 04:28 PM

OMG I love that list...I'm going to have to print that one out. Thanks for sharing

Easton · 11-26-2004, 04:29 PM

hahaha

Babagirls · 11-26-2004, 04:30 PM

9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Otto Man · 11-26-2004, 04:40 PM

HAHAHAHA!

DEA - banned for life · 11-26-2004, 05:37 PM

30. I QUIT !

Bigjohn · 11-26-2004, 05:43 PM

31. If fucking up was a job skill, you'd be an expert!

11-26-2004, 04:08 PM	#1
Ice Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny California Posts: 26,053	Things Stressed People Say At Work THINGS STRESSED PEOPLE SAY AT WORK 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. 17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too. 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. 19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. 20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done. 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. 23. You look like shit. Is that the style now? 24. Earth is full. Go home. 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego? 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot. 29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport. __________________ icq 1904905

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Nader Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 5,086	11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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SmutGiant Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,895	23. You look like shit. Is that the style now? 27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

11-26-2004, 04:28 PM	#6
wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	OMG I love that list...I'm going to have to print that one out. Thanks for sharing

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