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There once was a man named Conagra (don't laugh, he's huge)
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Who swallowed a pound of Viagra.
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Up :thumbsup
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His dick got so hard
It swelled ninety yards... |
And he used it to pole-vault Niagara!
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:conehead :bigears :conehead :bigears :conehead :bigears :conehead
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There once was a man from Peru
Who kept his cocaine in his shoe. I know this was dumb It made his foot numb By the limp 'twas the cops caught him, too! |
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There once was an orphan named Marvin
Who sold pencils to keep him from starvin' But he met his sad fate On an awful bilnd date (limerick aborted on account of writer's block) |
Ok, I'm outta here for tonight! Keep the fire burning, folks!
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:)
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Cool idea
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I've come too far to turn back now...
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so here it is, my 500th post in this thread.
Not very impressive, is it? |
i'm afraid we can't match doctor dre's generous donation, but we'll chip in what we can on payday.
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Dammit, I can't think of anything to say :o(
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.............................. <--- Look, I made dots!
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( * Y * ) <--- Look, orange boobs!
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.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaD <------ Look, a penis!
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Well, that didn't work so well...
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rose @ -'-,----
who else used to do ascii art on ICQ? |
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(^^) Not sure what this is but it's kinda neat... Y |
well, it looked better in the preview. ;p
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I've barely started and I'm being reduced to nonsense.
(.Y.) .). ( ( y ) The female body.. couldn't quite get the navel in the middle. |
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2550 already? wow!
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this is not toooooo hard...
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:helpme I'm getting stuck.
Do I actually have to say something interesting? |
Or should I just count on the probability that no one is going to read through all these posts anyway?
It'd be nice if they did. |
I wonder what it would take to get someone to come in here and actually talk with me. *bats eyelashes*
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Yep!
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Oh dear
I'm slacking. |
Ba-bump.
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Total Posts: 2,558
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heh, you're beating dre out. and you got 10 times more than me.
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