in the place i live.. theres no reason to jerk off tho.. you can pay someone 12$ to do it for ya....

is it wrong of me to get jealous when one of my favore whores is getting gifts from other punters?

is that sick?

DHL is one fucked up company, i gotta tell ya... customer service is shit

theres something about brazilian thong tanlines on the whores in rio that drives me nutzo

doc says im bipolar.. i told him im just an 'asshole' and cant someone just be an 'asshole' he said no... you're crazy...

i laffed at him

he was an asian doctor, and this was in orange county, CA.. i think he was just pissed because he had a small wee wee

i almost told him i fucked trannies cuz he sounded fruity and i thought he'd get a kick out of it...

then one day he told me about his kids... DOH... good thing i kept my mouth shut...

bdjuff plucks his eyebrows, and so does juicy... i thinkthats gayer than fucking trannies personally



LONG LIVE MICHAEL DUKAKIS!!

i can see you fucking reading this but u dont know what to say.. u wanna see how much sickness ill talk about

if i write this... and nobody reads it... ever... how could i know if it was ever really resident in cyberspace?

i nair my asshole so its smooth and maybe the trannies will want to toss my salad

i tried sto stick a banana in my asshole once, but it smooshed on the way in... i was pissed

i wish i had sigs enabled so i could look at my sig... it always gives me wood

i'd fuck halcion if he wore a pony tail in his hear

i have a friend who got gononnreah in his throat from eating the snatch of a hooker... i never heard of that till he told me..

i cant believe i cant spell gonnorhea

i was here before you all, on your knees and pray to me.

have you ever let a tranny creampie you?

cahekk IM'd me in Florida saying he was at same hotel, i said ok, let's meet up and you can try to get the money you think you're owed and he declined hahahahahahaahahaa

i dont even know why im going to vegas i dont even do porn any more all that much...

my head hurts... i need water

that girl from german vanessa looks like she could bea good candidate for some fisting or a gangbang, wonder if she ever gave it any thought?

if quiet and fletch got into a fight, who do you think'd win?

brad shaw bradshaw has hahahahahahahahahahahaha alerts going off now siccash

each me sunshine boo ha ha boo haha

the ahahahah above was bo.ard.tracke.r alets i was trying to say

i think 16 times was the most times i ever fucked in a day

i once had a hot black chick from cali come over and she'd FIST me... and she loved it... as did i...

is that gay?

i am running out of things to say

when i get bored i surf whore-monger BBS's.... it motivates me to do all this travelling that i do

oh cool a new page.... i feel naked now... wait thats not cool...

im supposed to be studying my portuguese lessons today but im too lazy to get up

the last time i tried to dildoe my own ass it bled so much i had to stop... that sucks.. i wonder wahts wrong with me,

the guy in the UniquePlugins banner forgot a / in the URL he posted in the banner... is he an idiot for approving that for release?

sigh... i wonder what football(soccer) games are on 2night

the crazy chinks are lighting off fireworks for chink new years today sporatically and i keep ducking thinking a sniper is bussin a cap at me from the other building

thats weak

im gonna call and wake someone up now... brb

hold that thought

a whole page of tranny fucking :(

:glugglug

:Graucho

:thumbsup

mmm infomercials

bang

smilebitch.com

my milkshake...

brings all the bitches to my yard.

zip bingdingading

so anyways..