<--- temporary whore

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Oh shit . Never heard that one

this one is funny too!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

You whore for kodak flash ?

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Old but good :P

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one more of Sarah.

How about repeats of owned pics?

To everyone who has replied to this thread up to this point..

You have absolutely no class whatsoever IMHO.

If you do not know what i am talking about, so be it but im sure there are a bunch of people reading this who know EXACTLY what i am referring to.

Regards,

Lee

i've shot with that camera before :Graucho

if we all band together lets do it by the end of the weekend :Graucho

This might get a little crazy, Dre. :Graucho

Looking for a couple of trades than can do between 1K-2K per day for my TGP. Hit me on ICQ.

Clean , no bullshit, no exits.

Bump For Sarah:)

Let's talk ... let's do copy past later . Don't ruin the thread yet :p

Huh ?

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/troll.jpg

:321GFY

Between this and the contests, GFY post count should head north for sure.

:P That's possible :)

If I see it pickups and everything I might find a sponsor that will add a bonus somehwere in :P

At least it's to help somebody :)

:321GFY :winkwink:

I'd hit it ... if she wash her brown ass first

What does head north means exactly ?

dont we wish!

Thanks a bunch, He is on my ignore list, I don't want to read his shit anymore.

I don't get what european lee means

Increasing. It's an old timer's term. :)

Or a trip to Canada. --- that one was bad.

Word up to the troll

nothing like leftovers and whoring on gfy to complete the day :glugglug

That's all right, he doesn't either.

That's what i thought

maybe will go up?

speaking of this I hat eit when people refer to someplace they are going and dont use the appropriate word.

such as

"we are going down there"

if I were to hear that I would think someone is going south

BUT

idiots all the time use it to just refer to anywhere in general.

up there means north
down there means south
over there means east or west

GOT IT?

MmMmM leftovers :) thanx for giving me a good idea. pizza !!!

Doctor Dre: I don't get what european lee mean
baddog: I have him on ignore, so I have no idea

:)

She is so punk rock. :helpme

On another note, yes I would hit it.

bump

You had pizza for Thanksgiving? Sounds good. :thumbsup

and bump again

i was thining turkey/ham sandwich... but pizza sounds much better :Graucho