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Thomas van de Koch · 11-25-2004, 01:36 PM

After being a succesfull millionaire with a happy family life, I lost literally everything.

I was put in prison for tax evasion where I was being ass raped several times by black criminals with big dicks.

After I came back from prison 3 months ago, I fucked about 10 hookers, including 2 times anal sex, but fucking a hooker doesnt give me much pleasure.

If anyone knows a single woman from Massachusetts who is looking for ocassional intercource with a handsom man, please send her this thread via email.

thank you for your time,

Thomas

MetaMan · 11-25-2004, 01:37 PM

ill stick my dick in your mouth if it helps you STFU.

Screaming · 11-25-2004, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
ill stick my dick in your mouth if it helps you STFU.

having another man suck your dick still makes you gay.

MetaMan · 11-25-2004, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Screaming
having another man suck your dick still makes you gay.

and?

Harmon · 11-25-2004, 01:41 PM

I bet you are *REALLY* fat

tranza · 11-25-2004, 02:09 PM

Why did you post this shit again?

Can someone please ban him??

DeadFidel · 11-25-2004, 02:13 PM

Thank you Thomas for your lighter note.

DeadFidel · 11-25-2004, 02:17 PM

How he can keep the same persona post after post is beyond me.

Thomas van de Koch · 11-25-2004, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thomas van de Koch

If anyone knows a single woman from Massachusetts who is looking for ocassional intercource with a handsom man, please send her this thread via email.

thank you for your time,

Thomas

I forgot to mention my e-mail adress

[email protected]

thank you for your support

Thomas

LadyMischief · 11-25-2004, 02:34 PM

Jumping off a bridge is a good option.

Doctor Dre · 11-25-2004, 02:57 PM

But you need serge to give you 70 k $ ?

michel · 11-25-2004, 03:01 PM

I hope you had save sex

Diligent · 11-25-2004, 03:06 PM

Give it time man, You'll have family life again (with the worlds sexiest wife)...

After Labret, Serge, PurrrsianPussyKatz and everyone else of your Player-pals
have hooked you up with the money for your illegal mainstream business.. LOL!

johnpr0n · 11-25-2004, 03:17 PM

Is that post for real ?

If so i feel for ya, i realy do. Give it time you will get it back, and hopefully put everything behind you. I have been in the same kinda postition, luckily i have not gone to jail or anything, but i know how it is to lose so much ;)

Thats the wrong place to post this tho, this place is for business, try some of non web master type forums, they are not hard to find.

And um, why did everyone else reply with some fuckwit styled comments. You dont have anything better to do today?

Didnt your mothers tell you if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all? sad..

fr33s3x · 11-25-2004, 03:20 PM

QuaWee · 11-25-2004, 03:30 PM

lo, you have millions and you cant get laid, sure bud. buy a dildo and stfu

Diligent · 11-25-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnpr0n
Is that post for real ?

If so i feel for ya, i realy do. Give it time you will get it back, and hopefully put everything behind you. I have been in the same kinda postition, luckily i have not gone to jail or anything, but i know how it is to lose so much ;)

Thats the wrong place to post this tho, this place is for business, try some of non web master type forums, they are not hard to find.

And um, why did everyone else reply with some fuckwit styled comments. You dont have anything better to do today?

Didnt your mothers tell you if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all? sad..

Hehe.. chill dude - the guy can't be for real, nobody thinks so..

If would see all his threads You would understand what's up with all the flaming..

Dcat · 11-25-2004, 04:49 PM

Haha, I just love these posts..

It's very apparent to me that the secrete to Thomas van de Koch's success, is obviously his straight forward approach, and unfettering honesty!

polish_aristocrat · 11-25-2004, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dcat
Haha, I just love these posts..

It's very apparent to me that the secrete to Thomas van de Koch's success, is obviously his straight forward approach, and unfettering honesty!

Thomas van de Koch · 11-26-2004, 08:45 AM

Good morning,

Quote:

Originally posted by michel
I hope you had save sex

I put two condoms on my penis for extra safety reasons.

thank you for your support,

Thomas

Denis_SC · 11-26-2004, 08:49 AM

What a cheap troll .

purelucy · 11-26-2004, 08:52 AM

Ha Ha - i have to give you credit for being so blunt but your coming across to desperate try the lonely hearts pages!!!

AnalProbe · 11-26-2004, 08:56 AM

Dumbass van de Koch ?

xclusive · 11-26-2004, 09:01 AM

LOL dude you crack me up why leave prison when you have such a good thing? All the sex you could want and all the food made for you...

Mefo · 11-26-2004, 09:02 AM

11-25-2004, 01:36 PM	#1
Thomas van de Koch Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 468	I need to get laid again - please help After being a succesfull millionaire with a happy family life, I lost literally everything. I was put in prison for tax evasion where I was being ass raped several times by black criminals with big dicks. After I came back from prison 3 months ago, I fucked about 10 hookers, including 2 times anal sex, but fucking a hooker doesnt give me much pleasure. If anyone knows a single woman from Massachusetts who is looking for ocassional intercource with a handsom man, please send her this thread via email. thank you for your time, Thomas

11-25-2004, 01:41 PM	#5
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	I bet you are REALLY fat __________________ [email protected]

11-25-2004, 02:09 PM	#6
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11-25-2004, 01:37 PM	#2
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11-25-2004, 02:13 PM	#7
DeadFidel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: This was my wife circa 2002 Posts: 6,760	Thank you Thomas for your lighter note.

11-25-2004, 02:17 PM	#8
DeadFidel Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: This was my wife circa 2002 Posts: 6,760	How he can keep the same persona post after post is beyond me.

11-25-2004, 03:01 PM	#12
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11-25-2004, 03:17 PM	#14
johnpr0n So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 389	Is that post for real ? If so i feel for ya, i realy do. Give it time you will get it back, and hopefully put everything behind you. I have been in the same kinda postition, luckily i have not gone to jail or anything, but i know how it is to lose so much ;) Thats the wrong place to post this tho, this place is for business, try some of non web master type forums, they are not hard to find. And um, why did everyone else reply with some fuckwit styled comments. You dont have anything better to do today? Didnt your mothers tell you if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all? sad..

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11-25-2004, 04:49 PM	#18
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11-26-2004, 08:49 AM	#21
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11-26-2004, 08:52 AM	#22
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11-26-2004, 08:56 AM	#23
AnalProbe pain in the Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,727	Dumbass van de Koch ?

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