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Nbritte · 11-23-2004, 12:02 PM

"Well, I got the disk in the mail, and it said if I wanted to subscribed I should send money to these people," said Carl Lewen, an AOL subscriber in Kentucky who does not own a computer. "It never said anything about having to do anything with the disk. I thought it was kind of like a souvenir."

http://www.watleyreview.com/2004/111604-3.html

I guess everyone should be sending out disk to kentucky

Napolean · 11-23-2004, 12:07 PM

ahahahaha...

"I kind of thought it was like subscribing to the yellow pages," said Lewen. "We kept getting copies of the phone book, so I thought AOL was doing that. I also wanted the virus protection, because it was flu season."

time to buy me some postage stamps and a kentucky phonebook

candyflip · 11-23-2004, 12:08 PM

That's some funny fucking shit.

Are all those people in "Bush States"?

Fake Nick · 11-23-2004, 12:10 PM

that shit cant be for real !!! has to some kind of spoof site

Mr Dickovitch · 11-23-2004, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
That's some funny fucking shit.

Are all those people in "Bush States"?

The article is a joke idiot.

Fake Nick · 11-23-2004, 12:12 PM

not real , they are a proud member of the "INTERNET SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER ASSOCIATION"

the real figures are probably like only 20%

pussyluver · 11-23-2004, 12:13 PM

That redefines the word idiot.

candyflip · 11-23-2004, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Dickovitch
The article is a joke idiot.

Didn't click the link. Was responding to the post.

If it doesn't happen on GFY...it doesn't happen

Wiggles · 11-23-2004, 12:17 PM

once again AOL customers are FUCKING MORONS! That is all.

nmcog · 11-23-2004, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip

Are all those people in "Bush States"?

Exactly what I thought too

Basic_man · 11-23-2004, 12:21 PM

Fuck, the girl is retarded !

Probono · 11-23-2004, 12:25 PM

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The Watley Review is intended for those of legal voting age and older. That's 18, in case you were wondering.

detoxed · 11-23-2004, 12:28 PM

I think half the replies here are dumber than someone signing up to AOL with a computer.

nmcog · 11-23-2004, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
I think half the replies here are dumber than someone signing up to AOL with a computer.

Yes but in this day and age, there really isn't a limit to how stupid an AOL user or Bush voter can be.

11-23-2004, 12:02 PM	#1
Nbritte Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Kentucky USA Posts: 689	40% of AOL customers dont have computers "Well, I got the disk in the mail, and it said if I wanted to subscribed I should send money to these people," said Carl Lewen, an AOL subscriber in Kentucky who does not own a computer. "It never said anything about having to do anything with the disk. I thought it was kind of like a souvenir." http://www.watleyreview.com/2004/111604-3.html I guess everyone should be sending out disk to kentucky __________________ SexyCityCash gets in Bed with PornoDan

11-23-2004, 12:07 PM	#2
Napolean Old school Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Kettering, OH Posts: 4,327	ahahahaha... "I kind of thought it was like subscribing to the yellow pages," said Lewen. "We kept getting copies of the phone book, so I thought AOL was doing that. I also wanted the virus protection, because it was flu season." time to buy me some postage stamps and a kentucky phonebook __________________ Need a programmer? (Desktop/Web Applications) --- Skype: napoleande

11-23-2004, 12:08 PM	#3
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,065	That's some funny fucking shit. Are all those people in "Bush States"? __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

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11-23-2004, 12:10 PM	#4
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	that shit cant be for real !!! has to some kind of spoof site

11-23-2004, 12:12 PM	#6
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	not real , they are a proud member of the "INTERNET SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER ASSOCIATION" the real figures are probably like only 20%

11-23-2004, 12:13 PM	#7
pussyluver Clueless OleMan Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: ICQ - 169903487 Posts: 11,009	That redefines the word idiot.

11-23-2004, 12:25 PM	#12
Probono Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Under the Rainbow Posts: 2,731	The Watley Review is dedicated to the production of articles completely without journalistic merit or factual basis, as this would entail leaving our chairs or actually working. Names, places and events are generally fictitious, except for public figures about which we may have heard something down at the pub. All contents are intended as parody and should be construed as such. We have no agenda other than the depletion of Uncle Zeke's whaling trust fund and the dutiful appreciation of smooth, smooth liquor. The Review is updated every Tuesday, when the hangovers wear off. The Watley Review is intended for those of legal voting age and older. That's 18, in case you were wondering.

11-23-2004, 12:28 PM	#13
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	I think half the replies here are dumber than someone signing up to AOL with a computer.