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deleteduser · 11-23-2004, 03:15 AM

"Big Sausage Pizza (thanks Desperate Porn Industry) - Since that Big Sausage Pizza DVD is a conceptthat is pretty hard to believe is real, I thought I would introduce you to the porn website that gave brith to it. It should go without saying that the site is not work safe.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! Here at BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA, it makes no damn difference what you ordered. Every single delivery comes packed with big sausage. Extra sauce? No problemo! Just give us a try and you'll be eating big sausage tonight! It's the preferred choice of meat lovers everywhere!

The dick-through-the-pizza gimmick does not appear in all of the demo videos and those where it does quickly get rid of the pizza. I would prefer it if they maintained the gimmick throughout the entirety of each scene, but porn only seems willing to go so far with absurdist humor."

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2493
scroll down to Awful Link of the Day.

Chris · 11-23-2004, 03:18 AM

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Originally posted by CeKilleR
"Big Sausage Pizza (thanks Desperate Porn Industry) - Since that Big Sausage Pizza DVD is a conceptthat is pretty hard to believe is real, I thought I would introduce you to the porn website that gave brith to it. It should go without saying that the site is not work safe.

YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! Here at BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA, it makes no damn difference what you ordered. Every single delivery comes packed with big sausage. Extra sauce? No problemo! Just give us a try and you'll be eating big sausage tonight! It's the preferred choice of meat lovers everywhere!

The dick-through-the-pizza gimmick does not appear in all of the demo videos and those where it does quickly get rid of the pizza. I would prefer it if they maintained the gimmick throughout the entirety of each scene, but porn only seems willing to go so far with absurdist humor."

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2493
scroll down to Awful Link of the Day.

someone should explain to this guy what a ref link is

jesussss lol wasted traffic

deleteduser · 11-23-2004, 03:23 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
someone should explain to this guy what a ref link is

jesussss lol wasted traffic

that was the first thing that came into my mind, too. anyways, something awful is good people, they know their business.

Chris · 11-23-2004, 03:35 AM

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Originally posted by CeKilleR
that was the first thing that came into my mind, too. anyways, something awful is good people, they know their business.

they dont know it very well if they are not cashing in on it

someone slap em

Shoehorn! · 11-23-2004, 03:40 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
someone should explain to this guy what a ref link is

jesussss lol wasted traffic

Yeah, they get some major traffic too. It's almost sickening that its all going to waste.

11-23-2004, 03:15 AM	#1
deleteduser Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Europe Posts: 2,218	BigSausagePizza at SomethingAwful! "Big Sausage Pizza (thanks Desperate Porn Industry) - Since that Big Sausage Pizza DVD is a conceptthat is pretty hard to believe is real, I thought I would introduce you to the porn website that gave brith to it. It should go without saying that the site is not work safe. YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! Here at BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA, it makes no damn difference what you ordered. Every single delivery comes packed with big sausage. Extra sauce? No problemo! Just give us a try and you'll be eating big sausage tonight! It's the preferred choice of meat lovers everywhere! The dick-through-the-pizza gimmick does not appear in all of the demo videos and those where it does quickly get rid of the pizza. I would prefer it if they maintained the gimmick throughout the entirety of each scene, but porn only seems willing to go so far with absurdist humor." http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2493 scroll down to Awful Link of the Day. __________________ ICQ #58981463 Promote my PornAccess Site: 2Chicks1Dick