21st century woman's strongest arguement....

[CDSmith]

How many of you guys find that you get into an arguement with your date, your girlfriend or your wife, and their staple responses are:

1) "WHAT-e-VERRRR"
ya, real intelligent there babe. Real fucking mature too.

2) "Talk to the hand" (she puts hand up in your face)
My response to this is: "What-E-Verrrrrr"

Question: Are today's women losing their ability to communicate properly? I know there are tons of guys out there (as always) that are too useless to even try to communicate with, but for those of the male species that have an inkling of what matters in life, do we deserve the old "talk to the hand" or "what-E-Verrrr" treatment during every arguement? Tell me, what the f**K does "what-e-verrr" even MEAN??? Whoever the idiot was that first coined the phrase did it solely to piss someone off royally I should think. The only people that have used this tactic on me lately are those that lack the brain cells to carry on a proper discussion that involves a difference of opiniion.

It's like saying "don't you DARE disagree with ME white-boy!!"

My answer... "What-E-VERRRR"
(Talk to my dick, nevermind this "hand" shit)

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[mika]

I dont remember any more. I found out 3 years ago there is no point in having arguments at all with them.

[tenletters]

YOU MEAN YOU CAN ARGUE WITH WOMEN !?!?!?

Shit, I'll be right back.

[iceyone]

"WHAT-e-VERRRR" is girl talk meaning: I am to fucking stupid to answer intelligently. I suggest when hearing this, a quick hard backhand to resolve the problem.


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[CDSmith]

Originally posted by ice:
"WHAT-e-VERRRR" is girl talk meaning: I am to fucking stupid to answer intelligently. I suggest when hearing this, a quick hard backhand to resolve the problem.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Are we talking the proverbial "Bitchslap"???
(full-swing, open-hand style???)

Oh man we are gonna catch hell for laughing at this!!
somebody.....hold me
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[Keev]

Being a tall guy, petite girls end up eye level with my crotch I use "Talk to the Microphone"

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by Keev:
Being a tall guy, petite girls end up eye level with my crotch I use "Talk to the Microphone"

"speak into the mike"...... does that work?

I'm having serious doubts about that one.

[Tam]

WHAT-e-VERRRR means you are not equipped with the mental capacity to understand or even care to understand what we are saying any damn way so why bother even trying to get it thru your male egos what we are trying to say to you. It means you have a small head that tries to do the thinking for you and since it only likes to hide itself in dark places, it hasn't the capacity to handle an intelligent conversation either.

Talk to the hand means...... like "WHAT-e-VERRRR" you also lack the ability to comprehend a damn thing we are saying so get the fuck out of my face. What you are saying is pointless and has nothing whatsoever to do with what we are saying so go away.

The reason you men hate these terms so damn bad is because you know that when these two of our favorite terms are happening it definitely means no pussy for you tonight, so THIS is what pisses you off....... you could care less what comes out of our mouth, as long as you can bury your little heads in those dark places you love so well.

rotfl

Tam

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[Gary]

Whenever me and the dragon lady argue, i just hand over my wallet, she takes what she wants, and i get 3 hours of peace till the next round. My dad used to always tell me, "Son, after your honeymoon, go into the bathroom, sit down in the bathtub, put a rifle in your mouth and pull the trigger. Its the only way your gonna get any peace and quiet."

God bless that man.

[Slick]

When my wifey says "Talk to the hand", I tell her hand that it can stoke me, ha ha ha.

[Sjayne]

Why tell them to talk to your hand when your knee can say so much more.

[Gemini]

Sjayne, it's easier to move your lips but not say anything... makes them think they need more than just viagra...

[Jamdin]

Gag me with a spoon, fer sure...WHAT-e-VERRRR

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[Gary]

Originally posted by Gary:
Whenever me and the dragon lady argue, i just hand over my wallet, she takes what she wants, and i get 3 hours of peace till the next round. My dad used to always tell me, "Son, after your honeymoon, go into the bathroom, sit down in the bathtub, put a rifle in your mouth and pull the trigger. Its the only way your gonna get any peace and quiet."

God bless that man.

Just to clarify, by Dragon Lady, i mean "dragon" wife, as in very mean like a dragon. In reference to MY WIFE who does not frequent this board. I was on another thread and noticed the name dragon lady. LOL, its not her.

[dragonlady]

Thank you for the clarification, Gary

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[Gary]

Originally posted by dragonlady:
Thank you for the clarification, Gary

Believe me, i would never intentionally insinuate any woman is married to me. Its hard enough for my wife to take.

[Sjayne]

I find ramdon sighs under my breath do wonders.

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[CDSmith]

Tam -- it's either that, or the woman herself lacks the mental capacity to actually make a valid point, thus relying on the now-overused platitudes like "what-e-verrrr" et al.
and
does it mean "no pussy" for the man, or could it also mean "no cock" for the lady? Since ignorance is a turn-off for both sides, I guess he has the palm sisters and she has her power tool, right? The thing is, did I put pepper spray on her toy or didn't I? TALK TO THE BURN BABY

Sjayne -- I definitely prefer your small sighs method over the knee (but I might also like to be put over the knee)

Gary -- Good thing you're not a mormon, more than one wife would be fatal fer shure.
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[bryany]

LMAO, Ill be right behind ya. We will tag team against them, lol

Originally posted by tenletters:
YOU MEAN YOU CAN ARGUE WITH WOMEN !?!?!?

Shit, I'll be right back.

[Sjayne]

Nothing beats a well placed guilt trip. I am the guilt trip queen. People have tried to better me but they eventually understand I am the queen.

[ammo325]

Usually when I get into an argument with a women, they spread their legs for me

[CDSmith]

Any of you'se ever get the "double-whatever"??

It's when she says "What-E-VERRRR" while putting up her hand in your face at the same time

LMAO!!

God love em all.

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[Kimmykim]

So you gonna tell us what you're fighting with her about or not CDSmith????

[goodgirl]

Hmm, I have never said whatever but I do have a hand response kinda.(I don't get mad about anything, better things to do!)

But when he is pissed I just grab between his legs and he forgets whatever he is mad about hehe

Damn that is why he is always pissed about something!


gg

[CDSmith]

Originally posted by Kimmykim:
So you gonna tell us what you're fighting with her about or not CDSmith????

Well, there actually is no "her" involved here, I'm unattached at the moment. I'm talking about the differences of opinion that happen with any woman generally. Not ALL women mind you, because there are a lot of exceptional women out there (count yourself as one of them).
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