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Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-20-2004, 12:26 PM

...i cant believe it.. my dog is an asshole

so he is sleeping on my couch and i decided i was going to lay down next to him... the greedy little shit decides that right when i go to lay down, he actually moved his leg from under him, to streched out (in a very uncomfortable looking position) so i couldnt lay near him

little bastard

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-20-2004, 12:27 PM

..and before anyone decides to ask about the sheets, its because we gave up on tellin him to not sleep on there, so we just put a sheet on it so he dont mess the couch up

xclusive · 11-20-2004, 12:27 PM

You gotta show him who the boss is...

Icon · 11-20-2004, 12:28 PM

thats it! put him in the micrwave!

Scott McD · 11-20-2004, 12:29 PM

Maybe he doesn't like you...

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-20-2004, 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by Icon
thats it! put him in the micrwave!

haha... maybe if i worked at a chinese restaurant

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Originally posted by Scott McD
Maybe he doesn't like you...

Basic__man · 11-20-2004, 12:31 PM

does he like it in the pooper?

Manowar · 11-20-2004, 12:31 PM

that is one beefy dog

Icon · 11-20-2004, 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
haha... maybe if i worked at a chinese restaurant

My buddies dog runs everytime he hear's the word microwave. He was pissing me off one night after drinking and I decided to give the dog a scare by putting him in there. I wasn't going to turn it on, my buddy knew that, but accidents DO happen. So we got in a heated drunken arguement while I was trying to stuff the dog into the microwave. Cooler heads prevail, and now when the little shit pisses me off I just say "microwave" and he's gone. Simple.

Icon · 11-20-2004, 12:35 PM

I like fish

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-20-2004, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
that is one beefy dog

yeah he is a fatass.. but the girls thinks its cute

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Originally posted by Icon
My buddies dog runs everytime he hear's the word microwave ...

!!!LOLOLOL!!!

Basic__man · 11-20-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by Icon
I like fish

yes but only when fresh and tight!

bluedevil · 11-20-2004, 12:40 PM

dood your a human being, pick him up and throw him out the window

little bastard

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-20-2004, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by bluedevil

dood your a human being, pick him up and throw him out the window

little bastard

... nah, i ll just go on the other couch, fuck him... ill pay him back.... and piss in his waterbowl

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-20-2004, 12:44 PM

jk, i love that dog too much.. i wouldnt do anything mean to him.. even though he is a lil shit

Project-Shadow · 11-20-2004, 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
... nah, i ll just go on the other couch, fuck him... ill pay him back.... and piss in his waterbowl

He'd probably enjoy that.

Platinumpimp · 11-20-2004, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by Project-Shadow
He'd probably enjoy that.

Warden · 11-20-2004, 01:45 PM

Thats a pretty smart dog to know that your his bitch!

bluedevil · 11-20-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
... nah, i ll just go on the other couch, fuck him... ill pay him back.... and piss in his waterbowl

hehe, lol, just make him wait for his food a few extra hours

Pete · 11-20-2004, 02:08 PM

Sounds like hes got attitude.

Vitasoy · 11-20-2004, 02:19 PM

Starve him for a few days

Show him whos boss.

nosey · 11-20-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
... nah, i ll just go on the other couch, fuck him... ill pay him back.... and piss in his waterbowl

rj2kix · 11-20-2004, 02:29 PM

abyss_al · 11-20-2004, 02:31 PM

Sosa · 11-20-2004, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by Icon
My buddies dog runs everytime he hear's the word microwave. He was pissing me off one night after drinking and I decided to give the dog a scare by putting him in there. I wasn't going to turn it on, my buddy knew that, but accidents DO happen. So we got in a heated drunken arguement while I was trying to stuff the dog into the microwave. Cooler heads prevail, and now when the little shit pisses me off I just say "microwave" and he's gone. Simple.

Peaches · 11-20-2004, 02:33 PM

Pugs are sneaky shits! My male kept getting pushed off my pillow when I was ready to come to bed so he figured he'd sleep on the BOTTOM pillow and I could have the top one all to myself

xenigo · 11-20-2004, 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Pugs are sneaky shits! My male kept getting pushed off my pillow when I was ready to come to bed so he figured he'd sleep on the BOTTOM pillow and I could have the top one all to myself

Is that a shotgun by your bed, Peaches?

nosey · 11-20-2004, 02:39 PM

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Originally posted by xenigo
Is that a shotgun by your bed, Peaches?

word

Spunky · 11-20-2004, 02:40 PM

Cute lil pug dog

Peaches · 11-20-2004, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by xenigo
Is that a shotgun by your bed, Peaches?

Just a 22 rifle, but yes

detoxed · 11-20-2004, 02:41 PM

Your dog hates you!

gunfodder · 11-20-2004, 02:47 PM

hope the dog doesn't learn to use the gun like its learnt the bed, couch .... 'beware of the dog' wouldn't come close

Peaches · 11-20-2004, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by gunfodder
hope the dog doesn't learn to use the gun like its learnt the bed, couch .... 'beware of the dog' wouldn't come close

bluedevil · 11-20-2004, 02:49 PM

the rifle makes it classic

Peaches · 11-20-2004, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by bluedevil
the rifle makes it classic

When you live by yourself in the middle of the woods, you always have a weapon w/in reaching distance

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 11-20-2004, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by xenigo
Is that a shotgun by your bed, Peaches?

haha... i noticed that the second i looked at the pic too

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