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Old 11-20-2004, 12:26 PM   #1
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:mad What An Asshole ...
...i cant believe it.. my dog is an asshole

so he is sleeping on my couch and i decided i was going to lay down next to him... the greedy little shit decides that right when i go to lay down, he actually moved his leg from under him, to streched out (in a very uncomfortable looking position) so i couldnt lay near him
little bastard

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Old 11-20-2004, 12:27 PM   #2
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..and before anyone decides to ask about the sheets, its because we gave up on tellin him to not sleep on there, so we just put a sheet on it so he dont mess the couch up
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:27 PM   #3
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:28 PM   #4
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thats it! put him in the micrwave!
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:29 PM   #5
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Maybe he doesn't like you...
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:30 PM   #6
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thats it! put him in the micrwave!
haha... maybe if i worked at a chinese restaurant

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Old 11-20-2004, 12:31 PM   #7
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does he like it in the pooper?
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:31 PM   #8
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:33 PM   #9
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haha... maybe if i worked at a chinese restaurant
My buddies dog runs everytime he hear's the word microwave. He was pissing me off one night after drinking and I decided to give the dog a scare by putting him in there. I wasn't going to turn it on, my buddy knew that, but accidents DO happen. So we got in a heated drunken arguement while I was trying to stuff the dog into the microwave. Cooler heads prevail, and now when the little shit pisses me off I just say "microwave" and he's gone. Simple.
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:35 PM   #10
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:36 PM   #11
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that is one beefy dog
yeah he is a fatass.. but the girls thinks its cute

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My buddies dog runs everytime he hear's the word microwave ...
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:37 PM   #12
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:40 PM   #13
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dood your a human being, pick him up and throw him out the window

little bastard
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:43 PM   #14
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dood your a human being, pick him up and throw him out the window

little bastard
... nah, i ll just go on the other couch, fuck him... ill pay him back.... and piss in his waterbowl
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:44 PM   #15
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jk, i love that dog too much.. i wouldnt do anything mean to him.. even though he is a lil shit
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Old 11-20-2004, 12:50 PM   #16
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... nah, i ll just go on the other couch, fuck him... ill pay him back.... and piss in his waterbowl
He'd probably enjoy that.
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Old 11-20-2004, 01:43 PM   #17
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Old 11-20-2004, 01:45 PM   #18
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Thats a pretty smart dog to know that your his bitch!
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Old 11-20-2004, 02:05 PM   #19
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... nah, i ll just go on the other couch, fuck him... ill pay him back.... and piss in his waterbowl
hehe, lol, just make him wait for his food a few extra hours
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Old 11-20-2004, 02:08 PM   #20
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Old 11-20-2004, 02:19 PM   #21
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Old 11-20-2004, 02:28 PM   #22
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My buddies dog runs everytime he hear's the word microwave. He was pissing me off one night after drinking and I decided to give the dog a scare by putting him in there. I wasn't going to turn it on, my buddy knew that, but accidents DO happen. So we got in a heated drunken arguement while I was trying to stuff the dog into the microwave. Cooler heads prevail, and now when the little shit pisses me off I just say "microwave" and he's gone. Simple.

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Pugs are sneaky shits! My male kept getting pushed off my pillow when I was ready to come to bed so he figured he'd sleep on the BOTTOM pillow and I could have the top one all to myself

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Pugs are sneaky shits! My male kept getting pushed off my pillow when I was ready to come to bed so he figured he'd sleep on the BOTTOM pillow and I could have the top one all to myself

Is that a shotgun by your bed, Peaches?
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Is that a shotgun by your bed, Peaches?
Just a 22 rifle, but yes
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hope the dog doesn't learn to use the gun like its learnt the bed, couch .... 'beware of the dog' wouldn't come close
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When you live by yourself in the middle of the woods, you always have a weapon w/in reaching distance
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Is that a shotgun by your bed, Peaches?
haha... i noticed that the second i looked at the pic too
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