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12clicks · 09-19-2001, 07:45 AM

I just heard that the Enterprise was headed to the mediterranean. Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock are going to kick some ass!

Sjayne · 09-19-2001, 08:08 AM

The vulcan death pinch would solve all of this.

Gary · 09-19-2001, 08:11 AM

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Originally posted by Sjayne:
The vulcan death pinch would solve all of this.

Is that your answer to everything?

Amputate Your Head · 09-19-2001, 08:15 AM

Didn't they have trouble with gerbils?

Oh wait.... Tribbles.... oh well... same thing. Basically alien gerbils.

12clicks · 09-19-2001, 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by Sjayne:
The vulcan death pinch would solve all of this.

my wife did that to me once.......................

Sjayne · 09-19-2001, 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by Gary:
Is that your answer to everything?

Yes and who is going to question me? *gets her fingers ready*

BruceM · 09-19-2001, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head:
Didn't they have trouble with gerbils?

Oh wait.... Tribbles.... oh well... same thing. Basically alien gerbils.

LOL

Tribbles are the next logical (just ask Spock) step when you don't yell "ARMAGEDDON" any more with gerbils!

tenletters · 09-19-2001, 02:24 PM

I like Picard better!
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Machine · 09-19-2001, 02:49 PM

lmao!!!

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Sjayne · 09-19-2001, 03:17 PM

LOL..who added that sound to this thread?

angleaous · 09-19-2001, 03:23 PM

clingons on the starberd side

tenletters · 09-19-2001, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by Sjayne:
LOL..who added that sound to this thread?

That would be my dumb ass!

Sjayne · 09-19-2001, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by tenletters:

That would be my dumb ass!

Cool

It made my husband giggle

CDSmith · 09-19-2001, 03:55 PM

A few thoughts on having "Srar Trek" technology....

1) With the advent of the transporter, there would be no need for planes, because anyone could "beam" to anywhere they wanted. Of course this "beaming" service would be strictly controled so terrorists can't just beam into the white house and kill anyone they want.

2) Also with transporter technology our troops could be moved to the trouble regions in seconds.

3) We would of course deny replicator services to those countries that don't cooperate with our anti-terrorist movement.

4) The holo-suite/holo-deck: I alone would own one, and spend virtually all my time in it, living out pretty much every fantasy I've ever had (lots). I would charge exhorbitant prices for others to have a few hours here or there.

5) Phasers on stun: yes, we could have a ship in orbit, and it could use phasers to stun the entire country of Afghanistan, 500 square miles at a time perhaps. Troubled regions of Belfast Ireland, and elsewhere in the middle east could also be stunned (many of those assholes are "stunned" anyway), and our troops could move in, disarm the terrorists and put them in jail.

Damn I wish we'd invent some of that Star-Trek shit soon.

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Mikey · 09-19-2001, 10:01 PM

Klingons have been sighted around uranus or was it that cling-ons have been sighted around my anus?

Jamdin · 09-19-2001, 10:11 PM

The great thing about Star Trek is that earth is more peaceful with itself & more utopian than it is now. Next Wednesday begins the new "Star Trek: Enterprise" series predates the original Star Trek & is the start of earth's exploration into space.

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Gemini · 09-19-2001, 10:34 PM

Mikey... better check that out... Sounds like you put your pantyliner on backwards... sticky side OUT!

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12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	Is Captain Kirk involved? I just heard that the Enterprise was headed to the mediterranean. Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock are going to kick some ass!

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CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	A few thoughts on having "Srar Trek" technology.... 1) With the advent of the transporter, there would be no need for planes, because anyone could "beam" to anywhere they wanted. Of course this "beaming" service would be strictly controled so terrorists can't just beam into the white house and kill anyone they want. 2) Also with transporter technology our troops could be moved to the trouble regions in seconds. 3) We would of course deny replicator services to those countries that don't cooperate with our anti-terrorist movement. 4) The holo-suite/holo-deck: I alone would own one, and spend virtually all my time in it, living out pretty much every fantasy I've ever had (lots). I would charge exhorbitant prices for others to have a few hours here or there. 5) Phasers on stun: yes, we could have a ship in orbit, and it could use phasers to stun the entire country of Afghanistan, 500 square miles at a time perhaps. Troubled regions of Belfast Ireland, and elsewhere in the middle east could also be stunned (many of those assholes are "stunned" anyway), and our troops could move in, disarm the terrorists and put them in jail. Damn I wish we'd invent some of that Star-Trek shit soon. <font face="Verdana">___________ CD * <a href="http://www5.smutserver.com/babes/nudes/erotica/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFDDFF"> Nightmares & Other Sex Fantasies</font></a> Original quality erotica & dark fantasy stories * <a href="http://members.home.net/cyberdogs/Anti-Censorship%20Site/" TARGET="_blank"><font color="#FFFFDD"> Sites Against Censorship</font></a> Support something worthwhile, support your future! * <a href="http://www.erasercash.com/wm.html?ID=1380291" TARGET="_blank"><font face="Verdana" color="#FFCCCC">ERASERCASH!</font></a> Earn $35 per sale + webmaster referrals 4 LEVELS DEEP</font> [This message has been edited by CDSmith (edited 09-19-2001).]

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Didn't they have trouble with gerbils? Oh wait.... Tribbles.... oh well... same thing. Basically alien gerbils.

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Sjayne Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: London, UK Posts: 1,182	LOL..who added that sound to this thread?

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Mikey Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 665	Klingons have been sighted around uranus or was it that cling-ons have been sighted around my anus?

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Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	The great thing about Star Trek is that earth is more peaceful with itself & more utopian than it is now. Next Wednesday begins the new "Star Trek: Enterprise" series predates the original Star Trek & is the start of earth's exploration into space. ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica

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Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Mikey... better check that out... Sounds like you put your pantyliner on backwards... sticky side OUT!