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hydro · 11-17-2004, 02:03 PM

thats what some kids told me

doober · 11-17-2004, 02:07 PM

whta about mercedes?

Sosa · 11-17-2004, 02:08 PM

hey hydro, is hydroporn your site?

Odie · 11-17-2004, 02:08 PM

that's why my man drives an E430...lol

okny · 11-17-2004, 02:08 PM

Those kids are mad they dont have one.

azguy · 11-17-2004, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by hydro
thats what some kids told me

And what if I own a 1992 Subaru? Does that mean I have an 8 inch one?

MissMiranda · 11-17-2004, 02:10 PM

what if your a woman??

Nismo · 11-17-2004, 02:13 PM

Only if you drive a Geo Metro do you have a large penis, aparently.

Dagwolf · 11-17-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by MissMiranda
what if your a woman??

Yeah, what about that?

Manowar · 11-17-2004, 02:15 PM

jealousy sucks

mookienow · 11-17-2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by MissMiranda
what if your a woman??

You have a small clitoris??

hydro · 11-17-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Sosa
hey hydro, is hydroporn your site?

nope

hydro · 11-17-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by Odie
that's why my man drives an E430...lol

well according to these kids any car over $25k means you have a small penis and use your car to get laid.

webmaster x · 11-17-2004, 02:17 PM

maybe.but still owning a BMW is cool.

Snake Doctor · 11-17-2004, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hydro
well according to these kids any car over $25k means you have a small penis and use your car to get laid.

Yeah because that's the easiest way to get laid is to walk up to a complete stranger and show her your dick.

Goatse · 11-18-2004, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by webmaster x
maybe.but still owning a BMW is cool.

That's what I tell myself every time I look at my tiny pecker.

Nicky · 11-18-2004, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by hydro
thats what some kids told me

WTF, I own to beemers and belive me its not true

NETbilling · 11-18-2004, 02:54 PM

Liar -

Myself and Chris Mallick and I both drive jet black M3 convertibles.

Mitch

Deepai · 11-18-2004, 02:57 PM

not true. I drive an M5 and mines is atleast 4 inches if not 1/2 an inch more.

VeriSexy · 11-18-2004, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by Sosa
hey hydro, is hydroporn your site?

Nope, he is a mailer

sweetME · 11-18-2004, 05:53 PM

Wow, that means most of friends have small penises.

Minte · 11-18-2004, 06:10 PM

*everybody who owns a bmw has a small penis*

That's not true..

jules4u · 11-18-2004, 06:12 PM

oh oh i better tell my 007!

Basic_man · 11-18-2004, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by Nismo
Only if you drive a Geo Metro do you have a large penis, aparently.

Nismo.. you probably drive a Nissan

karlm · 11-18-2004, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by doober
whta about mercedes?

Big cocks shit drivers

clueless · 11-18-2004, 06:40 PM

How would they know? Do they go to every bmw owners and looked? And besides, not all bmw owners are those w/ penis (men)....

BlackCrayon · 11-18-2004, 06:51 PM

thats what ppl who don't have the money to buy such things say. i'd like to have a bmw, they're fast, look pretty cool and say i make more money than you

Ironhorse · 11-18-2004, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by hydro
thats what some kids told me

I drive a Honda Civic because I have a monster cock

Persius · 11-18-2004, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by BlackCrayon
thats what ppl who don't have the money to buy such things say. i'd like to have a bmw, they're fast, look pretty cool and say i make more money than you

Furious_Male · 11-18-2004, 07:13 PM

I get that shit with my vette all the time. Not sure how they figured it out. I better put more balls of socks down there when I go out.

GTS Mark · 11-18-2004, 08:07 PM

That is ok about the small penis thing, I am all balls

DH

Spunky · 11-18-2004, 08:08 PM

Probably a myth started by jealous people

BradM · 11-18-2004, 08:08 PM

Yes. I have a BMW and my penis is tiny.

n3in · 11-18-2004, 08:13 PM

so the bmw is to make up for other shortcomings?

maddox · 11-18-2004, 08:14 PM

I have m3 and trust me I don't have a little penis, bmw are the best cars in the world and benz is for old men

Minte · 11-18-2004, 08:31 PM

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Originally posted by n3in
so the bmw is to make up for other shortcomings?

I have the M3 for my daily driver..the Porsche 911 Turbo is to make up for the shortcomings..

quiet · 11-18-2004, 08:34 PM

Porsche owners are notorious for their needle-sized genitals.

BradM · 11-18-2004, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
Porsche owners are notorious for their needle-sized genitals.

Of about 6 surveyd sports cars, porsche owners got the last sex. they were in line with something like mustang owners.

xclusive · 11-18-2004, 08:36 PM

Well good thing I'm not getting a BMW nice cars but not for a big man...

Minte · 11-18-2004, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
Porsche owners are notorious for their needle-sized genitals.

Did you find the penispills in the glovebox when you got yours?

They treat me good at Porsche since I bought 2 of them..i get a lifetime supply!

SureFire · 11-18-2004, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard

That is ok about the small penis thing, I am all balls

DH

a pix for the old small dick mercedes owners that don't have balls

Jamie · 11-18-2004, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maddox
I have m3 and trust me I don't have a little penis, bmw are the best cars in the world and benz is for old men

BMW's are P H A T
The difference between driving a High End car and a Honda is unexplanable. The power, handling, no road noise and the amount of thought put into the interior is amazing.

kemp · 11-18-2004, 11:42 PM

I went to buy a Z4 a while back and the salesman told me my cock was too large for that car and refused to sell it to me.

rj2kix · 11-19-2004, 12:59 AM

my supercharged 3 series had some balls

Lykos · 11-19-2004, 01:52 AM

That kid is retard....

polish_aristocrat · 11-19-2004, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mookienow
You have a small clitoris??

Kicker · 11-19-2004, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

That is ok about the small penis thing, I am all balls

DH

I love this car

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