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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    If your cock (or vagina) could talk...

    ....what would it say?


    WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?
  • candyflip
    Carpe Visio
    • Jul 2002
    • 43069

    #2
    Not much...it's either busy fucking or getting jerked off.

    Spend you some brain.
    Email Me

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    • crockett
      in a van by the river
      • May 2003
      • 76818

      #3
      "hold me"
      In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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      • TheLegacy
        SEO & GEO Connoisseur
        • Apr 2003
        • 18078

        #4
        not again

        RobertWarrenSEO.com
        Telegram: @TheLegacy54

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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923

          #5
          Originally posted by candyflip
          Not much...it's either busy fucking or getting jerked off.


          "stop...errr..cho..king...mee"


          WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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          • TheLegacy
            SEO & GEO Connoisseur
            • Apr 2003
            • 18078

            #6
            oh you again

            RobertWarrenSEO.com
            Telegram: @TheLegacy54

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            • KRL
              Entrepreneur
              • Oct 2002
              • 31429

              #7
              Originally posted by candyflip
              Not much...it's either busy fucking or getting jerked off.
              good one.
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              • lloyd
                Confirmed User
                • May 2002
                • 798

                #8
                "Ain't nobody talkin when I'm talkin fella so shut the fuck up!"

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                • Nicky
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 30071

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                  ....what would it say?
                  Give me pussy now or ill give you pre-mature ejaculations

                  gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133986

                    #10
                    Pussy stinks but feels so good

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                    • MrIzzz
                      If u touch it, I will cum
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22923

                      #11


                      WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                      • clueless
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 128

                        #12
                        if my vagina could talk.... it would probably say, " when will I get some action down here'? I am getting so bored and lonely...." I defintly needs some action!!!
                        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                        • Mike Okitch
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2004
                          • 4126

                          #13
                          Nooooooo...not the spanking!
                          I'll be good! I promise!
                          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                          • KRL
                            Entrepreneur
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 31429

                            #14
                            Originally posted by clueless
                            if my vagina could talk.... it would probably say, " when will I get some action down here'? I am getting so bored and lonely...." I defintly needs some action!!!
                            pics?
                            If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor
                            from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION!

                            *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***
                            Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133986

                              #15
                              Originally posted by clueless
                              if my vagina could talk.... it would probably say, " when will I get some action down here'? I am getting so bored and lonely...." I defintly needs some action!!!
                              How you doing?

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                              • EddiePulp
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 1332

                                #16
                                my cock would be angry at me for not fucking enough pussy.
                                I dont need a sig.

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                                • Drake
                                  Hello world!
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 12508

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by EddiePulp
                                  my cock would be angry at me for not fucking enough pussy.
                                  lol

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                                  • Love Brokers
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 1699

                                    #18
                                    "When will prohibition end????????"
                                    Content Junky
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                                    • MrIzzz
                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 22923

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by KRL
                                      pics?
                                      i second the motion


                                      WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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                                      • GiantGnome
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 4344

                                        #20
                                        kill your wife. im sick of her ignoring me.
                                        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-Darth Vader

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                                        • fl_prn_str
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 5736

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by clueless
                                          if my vagina could talk.... it would probably say, " when will I get some action down here'? I am getting so bored and lonely...." I defintly needs some action!!!
                                          No offence but I HATE when women bitch about not getting any....the only way you (WOMEN) can do that is if your married......and then you shouldnt be bitchin.

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                                          • girl_next_door
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2004
                                            • 302

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MrIzzz


                                            "stop...errr..cho..king...mee"
                                            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                            • xclusive
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 35218

                                              #23
                                              My cock would ask me "Why does it Burn when I pee"

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                                              • xlogger
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 9507

                                                #24
                                                "thanks for the boring thread"

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                                                • bluedevil
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 2093

                                                  #25
                                                  "let go"

                                                  My top money maker

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                                                  • PenetratinP
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 2689

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by crockett
                                                    "hold me"


                                                    that made me laugh the hardest.....I'm not sure why...

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                                                    • Thurbs
                                                      The Thrilla in Manila
                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                      • 4785

                                                      #27
                                                      give me a break.

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                                                      • adamneve
                                                        LIVING LA VITA LOCA
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 13333

                                                        #28
                                                        i want to go to the tunnel again, pleassssssssssssssses
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