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I did not write this nor express any oppinions on it, just thought it was worth reading
..........Good evening my fellow Americans
First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all
Americans that are hurting
in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything
that can be done to assure
the safety of our
country will be done.
This is the greatest country in the world and we will get
through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our
petty differences and show
the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American
people.
To the people responsible for this tragedy, I say this:
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight?
Have you gone too long without a bath?
Do you not know who you are fucking with?
Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We
will relish that
opportunity for new targets for our aggression.
Have you forgotten history?
What happened to the last people that started fucking around with us?
Remember the little yellow
bastards over
in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million
of them in their own back
yard. That's what we in America call a big ass barbecue.
Ever seen Texas on a map?
Ever wonder why it's so big?
Because we wanted it that way, Mexico started jacking around with the
Alamo and now they cut our
lawns.
England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy
Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away
the first time is because
it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them.
Our soldiers aren't
trained to laugh and shoot at the
same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his
shitty little country.
Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and
try to hide, Bin Laden.
There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to
keep your camel riding
asses safe. We will
bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place
that looks and even smells
like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that
have pissed us off in the
past.
This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now,
but the Tomahawks are
coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

WHOA...

Babagirls

if he were to truly say all that, I think I would shit my pants (or piss them from laughing so hard ) LOL

Amputate Your Head

That could be interpreted as racist by some.

Sjayne

The British will tell you that the American's didn't beat the British because there wasn't any Americans back then. Hence the British beat the British.

Which I lovingly tell them means they couldn't even kick their own asses

Vegas Babe

Thanks, I needed the laugh...think that was what was really on his monitors and he had to tone it down on the spot? lol.

I am really proud of the job Bush is doing, and I think we are going to smoke his ass.

Better kiss your ass goodbye Bin Ladin.

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whoreans

if the president did say that.. he was probably smoking some good ass crack.

tenletters

You dipping into that "special tea" again?