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How would you KILL Bin Laden?
If you could.
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Will code for food...
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crash an empty afghan airlines plane on him
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Do they have comercial planes Lane?
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Give him a good whipping than leave him in the desert and let the vultures pick away at his wounds.
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I would shut him in a cell without any contact, so tied up he can't move his head. then i would let a drip of water fall on his head every 10 sec's for so long untill it would have cracked his head. in the meanwhile i would have layed his dig in an acid/salt solution so it could melt away real slow(he can't die from that). in a few years of headdripping fun his head would crack and he would have gone madder then anyone could get ever.
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First I would remove his eyes..perhaps with a spoon. then shoot him in the feet,legs, arms. then wrap them up so he would not bleed to death on me...maybe make him drink a gallon of that stuff that has made him so rich..you know OIL! of course I would have a shock caller on him so I could fry a few of his brain cells...probably cut him deep in a few places and then pour salt all over the areas....then toss him on the debris of the WTC...and let the New Yorkers take turns throwing large chucks of the debris at him....of course this is letting him off lighlty
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I would tell him Swedish jokes.
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strap him to a chair and make him watch a 72 hour tella-tubbie/Barney marathon...
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Fade, that may be my fate ~LOL~ ( I have a two year old )
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Ouch!! i have heard that can tough
I guess I will have to find out for myself here in a year or two good luck!Quote:
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hey! swedish jokes wont kill anyone ..
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Outch, that is EXACTLY what i mean by SWEDISH JOKES
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cut him a bit
cover him in shit so the flies lay eggs in the cuts when eggs hatch the maggots will eat him then you can use the maggots for fishing |
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Em? well i would first eat some real nasty Taco Bell food for a week straight and drink some real crappy malt beers and nail him to a floor and piss and diarea all over his face for about as long as it would take for him to choak on my Waste From my Bowels if that did not work stick him in a room full of 24" rats that are hungry..
Sorry to be so Gross. lol |
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Pour drops of Anthrax in his eyes
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Make him use AOL!, LMAO
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hahahahaahah holy shit..I am in tears....awesome Bryan
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hmm, what if he is gay...he may like it???
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I wouldnt kill him.
Cutting his legs and arms off and keeping him alive in a little room would be so much better. LOL TheMan http://www.fatpaychecks.com |
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Let my lil 8 & 10 year old brothers have target practice on him with there BB guns for the next couple years.
That will do for now till i think of better things :-) |
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I am surprised that nobody mentioned the use of gerbils.
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I figured Gary would hit that
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Hmm maybe let boneprone spread his bad case of crabs to Osama!
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The same way I deal with all my enemies
![]() I would offcourse take a tweezer and dip it in some salt and take off a piece of his skin / meat dip it in some salt and take a piece of his meat.. dip it in some salt and take a piece of his meat etc. etc. untill I see his bones.... Then I would start the same process somewhere else on his body untill he has enough holes to put $500 in coins into his holes. That always do the trick ![]() |
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Damn ... remind me never to take up terrorism !!!
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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Making him sit in the average southern Baptist church would probably do the trick
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