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  • hydro
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    • Dec 2003
    • 4216

    #1

    everybody who owns a bmw has a small penis

    thats what some kids told me
  • doober
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 6984

    #2
    whta about mercedes?

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    • Sosa
      In Tushy Land
      • Oct 2002
      • 40149

      #3
      hey hydro, is hydroporn your site?

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      • Odie
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        • Apr 2003
        • 7040

        #4
        that's why my man drives an E430...lol
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        • okny
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          • Aug 2002
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          #5
          Those kids are mad they dont have one.
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          • azguy
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            • Nov 2004
            • 5167

            #6
            Originally posted by hydro
            thats what some kids told me
            And what if I own a 1992 Subaru? Does that mean I have an 8 inch one?

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            • MissMiranda
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 583

              #7
              what if your a woman??

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              • Nismo
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                • May 2002
                • 4977

                #8
                Only if you drive a Geo Metro do you have a large penis, aparently.
                Last edited by Nismo; 11-17-2004, 12:18 PM.
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                • Dagwolf
                  President of Canada
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23141

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MissMiranda
                  what if your a woman??

                  Yeah, what about that?
                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                  • Manowar
                    jellyfish  
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 71528

                    #10
                    jealousy sucks

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                    • mookienow
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 987

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MissMiranda
                      what if your a woman??
                      You have a small clitoris??

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                      • hydro
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 4216

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sosa
                        hey hydro, is hydroporn your site?
                        nope

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                        • hydro
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                          • Dec 2003
                          • 4216

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Odie
                          that's why my man drives an E430...lol
                          well according to these kids any car over $25k means you have a small penis and use your car to get laid.

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                          • webmaster x
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                            • Mar 2004
                            • 4400

                            #14
                            maybe.but still owning a BMW is cool.
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                            • Snake Doctor
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                              • Mar 2001
                              • 13449

                              #15
                              Originally posted by hydro
                              well according to these kids any car over $25k means you have a small penis and use your car to get laid.
                              Yeah because that's the easiest way to get laid is to walk up to a complete stranger and show her your dick.

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                              • Goatse
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                                • Sep 2003
                                • 2086

                                #16
                                Originally posted by webmaster x
                                maybe.but still owning a BMW is cool.
                                That's what I tell myself every time I look at my tiny pecker.

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                                • Nicky
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 30071

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by hydro
                                  thats what some kids told me
                                  WTF, I own to beemers and belive me its not true

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                                  • NETbilling
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                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 8598

                                    #18
                                    Liar -


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                                    • Deepai
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                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 1583

                                      #19
                                      not true. I drive an M5 and mines is atleast 4 inches if not 1/2 an inch more.
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                                      • VeriSexy
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sosa
                                        hey hydro, is hydroporn your site?
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                                        • sweetME
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                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 3162

                                          #21
                                          Wow, that means most of friends have small penises.


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                                          • Minte
                                            Babemeister
                                            • Jun 2001
                                            • 7081

                                            #22
                                            *everybody who owns a bmw has a small penis*


                                            That's not true..
                                            You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.

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                                            • jules4u
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                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 156

                                              #23
                                              oh oh i better tell my 007!
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                                              • Basic_man
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                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 27360

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Nismo
                                                Only if you drive a Geo Metro do you have a large penis, aparently.
                                                Nismo.. you probably drive a Nissan
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                                                • karlm
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                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                  • 4194

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by doober
                                                  whta about mercedes?
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                                                  • clueless
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2004
                                                    • 128

                                                    #26
                                                    How would they know? Do they go to every bmw owners and looked? And besides, not all bmw owners are those w/ penis (men)....
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                                                    • BlackCrayon
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 19634

                                                      #27
                                                      thats what ppl who don't have the money to buy such things say. i'd like to have a bmw, they're fast, look pretty cool and say i make more money than you
                                                      you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                      • Ironhorse
                                                        Pixel Pusher
                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                        • 7094

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by hydro
                                                        thats what some kids told me
                                                        I drive a Honda Civic because I have a monster cock
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                                                        • Persius
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                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 11779

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                                          thats what ppl who don't have the money to buy such things say. i'd like to have a bmw, they're fast, look pretty cool and say i make more money than you

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                                                          • Furious_Male
                                                            Doing the grind since 99
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 16884

                                                            #30
                                                            I get that shit with my vette all the time. Not sure how they figured it out. I better put more balls of socks down there when I go out.
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                                                            • GTS Mark
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                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 20912

                                                              #31


                                                              That is ok about the small penis thing, I am all balls

                                                              DH

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                                                              • Spunky
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                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 133986

                                                                #32
                                                                Probably a myth started by jealous people

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                                                                • BradM
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 3397

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Yes. I have a BMW and my penis is tiny.

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                                                                  • n3in
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                                    • 1377

                                                                    #34
                                                                    so the bmw is to make up for other shortcomings?
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                                                                    • maddox
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 648

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I have m3 and trust me I don't have a little penis, bmw are the best cars in the world and benz is for old men

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                                                                      • Minte
                                                                        Babemeister
                                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                                        • 7081

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by n3in
                                                                        so the bmw is to make up for other shortcomings?
                                                                        I have the M3 for my daily driver..the Porsche 911 Turbo is to make up for the shortcomings..
                                                                        You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.

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                                                                        • quiet
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                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 25115

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Porsche owners are notorious for their needle-sized genitals.
                                                                          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                          • BradM
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Dec 2003
                                                                            • 3397

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by quiet
                                                                            Porsche owners are notorious for their needle-sized genitals.
                                                                            Of about 6 surveyd sports cars, porsche owners got the last sex. they were in line with something like mustang owners.

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                                                                            • xclusive
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                              • 35218

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Well good thing I'm not getting a BMW nice cars but not for a big man...

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                                                                              • Minte
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                                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                                • 7081

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by quiet
                                                                                Porsche owners are notorious for their needle-sized genitals.
                                                                                Did you find the penispills in the glovebox when you got yours?

                                                                                They treat me good at Porsche since I bought 2 of them..i get a lifetime supply!
                                                                                You might not be as anonymous as you think you are.

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                                                                                • SureFire
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 4398

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by DrinkingHard


                                                                                  That is ok about the small penis thing, I am all balls

                                                                                  DH



                                                                                  a pix for the old small dick mercedes owners that don't have balls

                                                                                  Last edited by SureFire; 11-18-2004, 06:49 PM.

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                                                                                  • Jamie
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                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                    • 2517

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by maddox
                                                                                    I have m3 and trust me I don't have a little penis, bmw are the best cars in the world and benz is for old men


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                                                                                    • kemp
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 392

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      I went to buy a Z4 a while back and the salesman told me my cock was too large for that car and refused to sell it to me.

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                                                                                      • rj2kix
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Sep 2003
                                                                                        • 928

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        my supercharged 3 series had some balls

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                                                                                        • Lykos
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                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 31032

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          That kid is retard....

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                                                                                          • polish_aristocrat
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                                                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                                                            • 40377

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by mookienow
                                                                                            You have a small clitoris??
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                                                                                            • Kicker
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                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 7040

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by DrinkingHard


                                                                                              That is ok about the small penis thing, I am all balls

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