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  • robfantasy
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 6445
    #1

    how do u handle asshole customers?

    how do u handle asshole customers? the ones that know they can chargeback to fuck you up and threaten you with it because of some stupid shit like you didnt answer an email in 24 hours.

    the arrogance of some of these mutherfuckers gets me heated.
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    • volante
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 2940
      #2
      Inform them that a chargeback without a valid reason is fraud and can seriously fuck up their credit rating?

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        • azguy
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2004
          • 5167
          #3
          Originally posted by robfantasy
          how do u handle asshole customers? the ones that know they can chargeback to fuck you up and threaten you with it because of some stupid shit like you didnt answer an email in 24 hours.

          the arrogance of some of these mutherfuckers gets me heated.
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            • azguy
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2004
              • 5167
              #4
              Originally posted by volante
              Inform them that a chargeback without a valid reason is fraud and can seriously fuck up their credit rating?
              Or just say you'd call during the day (and speak to the wife)...

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                • nofx
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 16826
                  #5
                  Originally posted by azguy
                  Or just say you'd call during the day (and speak to the wife)...
                  haha

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                    • webmaster x
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4400
                      #6
                      Originally posted by robfantasy
                      how do u handle asshole customers? the ones that know they can chargeback to fuck you up and threaten you with it because of some stupid shit like you didnt answer an email in 24 hours.

                      the arrogance of some of these mutherfuckers gets me heated.
                      find out where thay live and throw poo in there lawn.
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                        • fris
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 55697
                          #7
                          heh, one job i was system admin at, i had to do tech support for a day, i got an old lady, i wanted to tell her to drink a large glass of stfu, i am not that good with dealing with those kinds of people. maybe i need sleazy's shirt
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                            • Platinumpimp
                              Logos and such.
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10214
                              #8
                              Originally posted by azguy
                              Or just say you'd call during the day (and speak to the wife)...
                              That would actually work
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                                • tony299
                                  lurker
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 57021
                                  #9
                                  I am very nice even though it kills me sometimes.

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                                    • scardog
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 886
                                      #10
                                      Apologize to them, offer them something free. Also inform them that chargebacks puts them in a fraud database and can keep them from ever joining a porn site in the future. Then apologize again.

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                                        • foxylady
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2004
                                          • 1829
                                          #11
                                          yes try to hire a professional hitman and kill them

                                          they are big asshole

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                                            • 12clicks
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 19813
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by robfantasy
                                              how do u handle asshole customers?
                                              I ridicule them and explain how little their business means to me.
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                                                • psili
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 5526
                                                  #13
                                                  Be as nice as possible without being apologetic.
                                                  Your post count means nothing.

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                                                    • Stephen
                                                      Consigliere
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 1771
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by psili
                                                      Be as nice as possible without being apologetic.
                                                      YES!

                                                      Every asshole customer is another chance to make a sale

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                                                        • pornguy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 62912
                                                          #15
                                                          Be Nice. If you can not work the issue out refund the money. That way they can not charge back, but can still buy another membership to one of your other sites. And hopefully they will like it better, ot at least not get a bug up their butt.
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                                                            • NetRodent
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                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 3985
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Stephen
                                                              YES!

                                                              Every asshole customer is another chance to make a sale
                                                              Up to a point. Some customers go so far the only proper thing to is give them some/all of their money back and tell them you don't want them as a customer any longer. That's the one thing they don't expect and it usually makes quite an impression.

                                                              There's a rather amusing website devoted entirely to asshole customers. Its mainly devoted to retail but funny none-the-less.
                                                              http://www.customerssuck.com/
                                                              Last edited by NetRodent; 11-16-2004, 08:08 AM.
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                                                                • robfantasy
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 6445
                                                                  #17
                                                                  someone make a #1 customer site, which auto subscribes the customer to hundreds of gay spam and direct mailing lists
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                                                                    • Lucy
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                      • 3969
                                                                      #18
                                                                      the best way for me is "gold medium way" = diplomatic way...

                                                                      I usually let the say what they want even if they are not nice and don't give a shit for that..........but talking to them always in diplomatic way...

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                                                                        • detoxed
                                                                          vip member
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 17798
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I tell them to fuck off, refund their money without telling them, cancel whatever they got from me... and block them from accessing any sites.

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                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 51692
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by azguy
                                                                              Or just say you'd call during the day (and speak to the wife)...
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                                                                                • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                  • 15841
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by 12clicks
                                                                                  I ridicule them and explain how little their business means to me.
                                                                                  I like pie.

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                                                                                    • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                      • 15841
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by detoxed
                                                                                      I tell them to fuck off, refund their money without telling them, cancel whatever they got from me... and block them from accessing any sites.
                                                                                      I like pie.

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                                                                                        • Lykos
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 31032
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by azguy
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