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baddog - you and me webmaster boxing
If webmaster boxing is allowed at one of the shows, I challenge you officially to a match.
Blah blah you're a big fat retarded braindead biker blah blah. I don't give a shit who you think you are you perverted old disgusting stalker bastard. I will challenge you in the ring. This is also a notice that you are not to approach me at any events or shows. For ANY reason whatsoever. |
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I challenge you to a thumb wrestling match my nizzle.
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BradM: you and me vs the dealer at the blackjack tables in Vegas.
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I can feel a little bit of hostility here.
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What if he wins, and makes you walk around vegas wearing:
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My money is on baddog. Pussyboy... ehm, I mean BradM doesn't stand a chance.
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No answer from baddog yet
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Ummmm I always worry about those that dont talk much....you might just get what you wish for...what is that saying?
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My little twink . . . . smart money says you don't stay employed long enough to make it past Vegas, but should that happen, I hear the Phoenix Forum will have the webmaster gladiator games, so if you make it that long, I am open to it. Fuck, do a Whois on any of my sites and I am pretty sure you can use Mapquest to find my front door. It is usually unlocked, and if you tell me to, I will leave it unlocked anytime I am here. Whatever you feel big enough to do little one. |
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Should be no problem to take Baddog. What you do is toss a rolling paper up in the air, and while he watches it flutter around in the air, grab his stash and run. If you can jog for a good 20 minutes, he should be worn down near to death trying to catch you. Push him over and declare victory. I suggest posing with your foot on him for pictures.
On the other hand, Baddog could drop a gap flyer on the ground and while you're distracted looking at the winter line up of turtle necks he could easily slap a head lock on and noogie you so hard you think it's your senior high dance again and curle up in the fetal position. I've spelled out winning strategies for both of you ... It's up to you to implement them now.
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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no offense Brad, but baddog is old school rocker and won't be that easy
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An alternative strategy to take Baddog out would be to slip a Hendrix cd in to the closest stereo and crank it up. While he's busy doing the obligatory air guitar riff, you tie his beard to his shoelaces. When he stands up to chase you, he'll break his own neck.
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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BradM You better run like hell You better make your face up in Your favourite disguise With your button down lips and your Roller blind eyes With your empty smile And your hungry heart Feel the bile rising from your guilty past With your nerves in tatters When the cockleshell shatters And the hammers batter Down the door You better fun like hell You better dun all day And run all night And keep your dirty feelings Deep inside And if you take your girlfriend Out tonight, You better park the car Well out of sight Cos if they catch you in the back seat Trying to pick her locks They're gonna send you back to mother In a cardboard box You better run |
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mmmMmm inet violence
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Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth, That I am meek and gentle with these butchers! Thou art the ruins of the noblest man That ever lived in the tide of times. Woe to the hand that shed this costly blood! Over thy wounds now do I prophesy, --- Which, like dumb mouths, do ope their ruby lips, To beg the voice and utterance of my tongue --- A curse shall light upon the limbs of men; Domestic fury and fierce civil strife Shall cumber all the parts of Italy; Blood and destruction shall be so in use And dreadful objects so familiar That mothers shall but smile when they behold Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war; All pity choked with custom of fell deeds: And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge, With Ate by his side come hot from hell, Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; That this foul deed shall smell above the earth With carrion men, groaning for burial. -- William Shakespeare
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I am going to have to insist that the floor be covered in sawdust or sand . . . I don't want to slip on the piss running down Brad's leg and end up hurting myself.
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Where did Brad go?
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Baddog will run you over with his bike once you trip over your own shoelace.
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I find it amusing that half of you think I am kidding. I don't give a shit if he kicks my ass, that's not the point. I'm not a keyboard warrior. This guy is pissing me off and I will not stand for it.
May as well make a few bucks on bets too while we are at it and get some good footage for some Bradm got owned video on gfy for the next year. |
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Brad you think you're some fucking tough guy you should calm down. I'll take some people on in webmaster boxing. I guarantee only BT is staying in the ring with me. 230 benching 340 blowin' em over.
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No relevance to this post whatsoever.. I just thought this was rather amusing.
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we can make your dreams a reality, soon enough...
and remember , both combatants will have head gear, and all of the necassary safety equiptment too. now, LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE............. |
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