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Harmon · 11-16-2004, 09:58 AM

Before you get busy with a girl and she is about to blow you and she is out of the room, do you swipe your hand by your asshole or inner asscheeks to get a wiff to make sure it's all clean down there or do you let her discover for herself that you have been leaking minute droplets of taco bell chalupa and beer out of your ass since 8am that morning? Have you ever had to wipe prior to getting a good rim job or ball licking session? These are just some of the things I think about. Talk amongst yourselves

NinjaSteve · 11-16-2004, 10:00 AM

That's a nasty thought. To prevent a scenario like this I usually shower twice a day.

candyflip · 11-16-2004, 10:01 AM

I shower and keep myself clean. I'm pretty anal about that. If I don't smell good all over, I don't leave the house.

I have a bottle of cologne and an axe body spray sitting next to monitor.

Harmon · 11-16-2004, 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by NinjaSteve
That's a nasty thought. To prevent a scenario like this I usually shower twice a day.

Hey, you are the guy from that cool Flash banner! I feel like I just met a celebrity. Not a Brad Pitt or George Clooney celebrity, but like Butterbean (the boxer) or Sherman Helmsley celebrity

Marcus Aurelius · 11-16-2004, 10:02 AM

My rule of thumb is, if I have taken a shit since my last shower, then shes not going down. because I may want my balls licked and im not risking ruining the experience for her. Give me 5 minutes to wash up and then its full steam ahead.

MetaMan · 11-16-2004, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by Harmon
Before you get busy with a girl and she is about to blow you and she is out of the room, do you swipe your hand by your asshole or inner asscheeks to get a wiff to make sure it's all clean down there or do you let her discover for herself that you have been leaking minute droplets of taco bell chalupa and beer out of your ass since 8am that morning? Have you ever had to wipe prior to getting a good rim job or ball licking session? These are just some of the things I think about. Talk amongst yourselves

i would give u advice, but u dont need it because u have obviously never gotten pussy.

fris · 11-16-2004, 10:03 AM

or if you are fucking a chick and your fart and shit comes out, "oh man i just sharted"

Harmon · 11-16-2004, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by fris
or if you are fucking a chick and your fart and shit comes out, "oh man i just sharted"

rofl

NinjaSteve · 11-16-2004, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
... I'm pretty anal about that...

Sosa · 11-16-2004, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by fris
or if you are fucking a chick and your fart and shit comes out, "oh man i just sharted"

Harmon · 11-16-2004, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by NinjaSteve

webmaster x · 11-16-2004, 10:06 AM

damn. i hope i never come to that scenario.

pornguy · 11-16-2004, 10:06 AM

Just try showering two or three times a day. That way, you dont have to worry about it.

NinjaSteve · 11-16-2004, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by Harmon
Hey, you are the guy from that cool Flash banner! I feel like I just met a celebrity. Not a Brad Pitt or George Clooney celebrity, but like Butterbean (the boxer) or Sherman Helmsley celebrity

Do you wanna roll with me for the weekend? We can get all crazy drunk and bang chicks. And I'm in Minnesota, the land of 10,000 girls that love NinjaSteve, or 10,000 lakes or something, anyway that doesn't matter. That's how I roll.

Harmon · 11-16-2004, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by NinjaSteve
Do you wanna roll with me for the weekend? We can get all crazy drunk and bang chicks. And I'm in Minnesota, the land of 10,000 girls that love NinjaSteve, or 10,000 lakes or something, anyway that doesn't matter. That's how I roll.

Ma nigga!

LOL props to you man

Harmon · 11-16-2004, 10:26 AM

bump for the new crew that wasn't here 25 minutes ago

Ice · 11-16-2004, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by MetaMan
i would give u advice, but u dont need it because u have obviously never gotten pussy.

jacked · 11-16-2004, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
I shower and keep myself clean. I'm pretty anal about that. If I don't smell good all over, I don't leave the house.

I have a bottle of cologne and an axe body spray sitting next to monitor.

haa i have a bottle of axe and a bottle of cologne next to mine also - i'm always prepared

Extreme Holly · 11-16-2004, 10:36 AM

NinjaSteve · 11-16-2004, 10:40 AM

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Originally posted by Harmon
bump for the new crew that wasn't here 25 minutes ago

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