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11-15-2004, 05:42 PM
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I'm too chicken shit to get a Visectomy
I like pounding the wife but I need to get a visectomy since we already have 3 kids. If I ever want to have sex again I'm going to have to get my nuts tied.
I'm scared....someone hold me. 
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11-15-2004, 05:52 PM
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Set it up at an outpatient surgery center where you can go in and get general anesthesia. That way you won't be aware of the fact that your ball sack is splayed out, cut on and scrutinized.
Afterwards, elevate your scrotum, take your pain meds on a regular basis and use ice. Be sure and whack off in a cup 2 weeks later and have your Dr. check if for swimmers. Until you are confirmed as swimmer free you have GOT to use birth control! Trust me, I'm a nurse. 
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11-15-2004, 06:28 PM
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Don't be scared...my husband had to do it TWICE....and he was fine both times.... (other than the fact that it didn't work the first...lol)
And she's right...DEFINITELY make sure your are swimmer free before commencing all out, hard, rockin' sex. |
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11-15-2004, 06:37 PM
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just kick her in the stomach 8 weeks after sex
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