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Tala · 10-02-2004, 09:10 AM

What would I have to do to get you to promote Stories Traffic? I'm already giving away nifty gadgets, and I'm already offering an all-expenses paid trip to Internext (dinner with Mojo and 12clicks is in that one).

What else could I do for the webmaster in order to get good promotions? No, I will NOT be getting naked. There's a reason I'm not a model.

Fake Nick · 10-02-2004, 09:11 AM

lol, not offering dinner with 12dicks

Tala · 10-02-2004, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fake Nick
lol, not offering dinner with 12dicks

^snarf^

Well, if I don't get promotions, I don't go to Internext, so you couldn't trade in for a dinner with me. However, I might be able to kick in one of those cool little paper umbrellas for your drink.

tranza · 10-02-2004, 11:20 AM

I don't think many ppl here know how to convert a stories sponsor.

How about writting a tutorial about it... I have no idea of how to promote such a site...

xclusive · 10-02-2004, 11:31 AM

Congrats on your first program whoring thread...But seriously I just signed up and i'm willing to give you guys a test shot on some of my sites as another option for my surfers...

Techie Media · 10-02-2004, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza
I don't think many ppl here know how to convert a stories sponsor.

How about writting a tutorial about it... I have no idea of how to promote such a site...

That's a pretty decent reply. Tala, maybe he has a point, and you need to offer some suggestions to people on how to promote this type of a site?

Good luck on your new opportunity babe

Adultnet · 10-02-2004, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
^snarf^

Well, if I don't get promotions, I don't go to Internext, so you couldn't trade in for a dinner with me. However, I might be able to kick in one of those cool little paper umbrellas for your drink.

good luck

Rick Latona · 10-02-2004, 12:06 PM

Imitation is the best form of flattery.

mary34d · 10-02-2004, 12:07 PM

12clicks rocks.....

let me know if i can help

Donny · 10-02-2004, 12:08 PM

I'd love to meet 12clicks.

AmeliaG · 10-02-2004, 12:11 PM

12clicks and Mojo are darn charming dinner companions with excellent taste in food, so that actually is a nice promo. But there is no way they are paying for the SpookyCash crew to do Vegas Blue Blood style. As a rule of thumb, I am always motivated to send more traffic to folks who send me traffic.

WhoGivesaShit · 10-02-2004, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza
I don't think many ppl here know how to convert a stories sponsor.

How about writting a tutorial about it... I have no idea of how to promote such a site...

good point.

anyone can throw a pic gallery on a tgp, but how would one promote stories?
different type of surfer I would think.

PerfectionGirls · 10-02-2004, 12:21 PM

If you have teen stories I will put you in our members areas on the 11 sites.

Need traffic back though.

pornguy · 10-02-2004, 12:51 PM

Tala, I hate to say this, but I have idea about your program.
would you mind giving me a link??

Thanks.

mary34d · 10-02-2004, 01:14 PM

Tala,

hit me up on icq: 4609370

I have some girls here that have great stripper/escort stories if you want them.

bigdog · 10-02-2004, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
What would I have to do to get you to promote Stories Traffic? I'm already giving away nifty gadgets, and I'm already offering an all-expenses paid trip to Internext (dinner with Mojo and 12clicks is in that one).

What else could I do for the webmaster in order to get good promotions? No, I will NOT be getting naked. There's a reason I'm not a model.

i like big girls so i wouldn't mind seeing you naked

SleazyDream · 10-02-2004, 01:40 PM

get naked

ListYourPorn · 10-02-2004, 01:52 PM

You should contact me. I run a large number of news groups, these people are really into their stories / saucy emails which is why they are in the groups to begin with.

The issue for me is finding sponsors who are OK to acept this traffic. I sent a few stories out to members and they went nuts for them.

I dont understand it personally but contact me if you will take this sort of traffic as Im confident it willl work :-)

BTW - freebies and trips and stuff are all well and good though it never makes me join a programme as I know for a fact I cant beat bigger and more established WM's.

What makes me join a programe is the when the sponsor is pro active and helps you get going, thats whats makes the difference.

I woulds like to refer webmasters to your programme I have a large UK customer base and they have phone sex etc so stories kind of adds to the situation. I also think that erotic stories will make a good up sell from a members site / or you can provide the equivilent of leased gallery for paysite owners to have.

Tala · 10-02-2004, 05:38 PM

Wow! Thanks for all the helpful replies everyone.

(Rick, I love you. Let me flatter you some more later.)

To those who have suggested that I write a tutorial, I believe you have a fabulous idea, (collectively). I'll do some tuts and stick 'em up in the site for you.

Those who want to talk with me about things, please feel free to add me to your ICQ or to drop me a line at [email protected] to discuss stuff. Right now, I'm getting my desktop back up (YAY!) and thus haven't my icq list. I'll fix that asap.

No Sleazy.

No baddog.

(But thanks for the compliment, you two!

)

Basic_man · 10-02-2004, 05:40 PM

I'd sale my body to science!

uchase/webpry · 10-02-2004, 05:48 PM

... dinner with 12clicks?? that'll cost you.

MrIzzz · 10-02-2004, 05:49 PM

tala you rock.

honestly though i would need help in how to best sell stories to my surfers. i have never tried to promote stories before. if and when you get that tutorial up i would love to check it out.

till then, congrats babe

eroswebmaster · 10-02-2004, 06:08 PM

Hey Tala, need to hook up with you about a thing for you know who ;)

$5 submissions · 10-02-2004, 06:09 PM

Great site! Looking good

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
What would I have to do to get you to promote Stories Traffic? I'm already giving away nifty gadgets, and I'm already offering an all-expenses paid trip to Internext (dinner with Mojo and 12clicks is in that one).

What else could I do for the webmaster in order to get good promotions? No, I will NOT be getting naked. There's a reason I'm not a model.

korzon · 10-02-2004, 06:10 PM

you could do something like 12clcisk wont respond in the person's threads for a year if they sign up

Peaches · 10-02-2004, 06:12 PM

On a serious note: Great ideas here! Especially writing about how to convert the traffic. I was just talking to Mojo about that last week since we're going to be sending traffic

May I also suggest a 3 threesome for the top traffic sender with Mojo and 12Clicks. The beauty of that is that they won't care which gender wins

Or is that already what "dinner" was actually going to be..........

Nicky · 10-02-2004, 06:15 PM

Surely you cant be that bad Tala, lets see some nude photos

Tom_PMs · 10-02-2004, 06:47 PM

I honestly didnt know that you were talking about the program in your sig until I watched the banner for a full 30 seconds or so and saw the url.

So first, brand that banner with a solid domain URL that I can't miss would help big time for me.

Also get the url name in 1 line of your text would be a good idea I think.

I know, it doesnt seem like much perhaps.. but I gave my honest first impression to "what you could do".... Tell me what it is so I can't miss it has to be #1.

The Other Steve · 10-02-2004, 06:57 PM

If you're an affiliate manager for a paysite ever time you mention the name of that paysite make it a clickable link.

As someone else said - there is no url on that banner and then there are those board members who surf with the banners turned off.

FuckFind · 10-02-2004, 07:39 PM

take me to ozzfest with you next summer so i can meet lamb of god, yes saw your thread about it a while ago

musta been awesome.

FF

*oh wait, i don't promote shit, so nevermind

SureFire · 10-02-2004, 08:11 PM

Besides mentioning the name of your program with a link (as others said), make sure the homepage is up to date. Some of us don?t want to contact the rep for promos.

Saw your thread a couple of days ago, clicked on your banner and investigated the web site, couldn?t find the promo deals and something else caught my attention (i.e. the door bell rang or my computer made a sound or?).

Tala · 10-02-2004, 10:55 PM

Again, thank you all for your suggestions. I'm going to fix my sig now, and will remember to always make the url clickable.

Peaches: Thank you. Seriously. And if it's a threesome, I'm going to be conveniently elsewhere.

Eros: YES!!! YAY!!! I'll hit you up first thing Monday!! (Mother in law in town...oh yay)

SureFire: I'll bitch at someone about that.

(I'm good at that.)

I'll get those tuts up ASAP and will give a shout when they're available.

12clicks · 11-15-2004, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
On a serious note: Great ideas here! Especially writing about how to convert the traffic. I was just talking to Mojo about that last week since we're going to be sending traffic

May I also suggest a 3 threesome for the top traffic sender with Mojo and 12Clicks. The beauty of that is that they won't care which gender wins

Or is that already what "dinner" was actually going to be..........

how did I miss this the first time around?

webmaster x · 11-15-2004, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tranza
I don't think many ppl here know how to convert a stories sponsor.

How about writting a tutorial about it... I have no idea of how to promote such a site...

listen to this guy he has a point here.

Jamdin · 11-15-2004, 01:31 PM

Hmm...I guess I could switch sponsors since I rebooted the site.

iwantchixx · 11-15-2004, 02:45 PM

I was thinking of offering storie sinside my members area. got anything that would go nicely together with babe/glam surfers?

Tala · 11-15-2004, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iwantchixx
I was thinking of offering storie sinside my members area. got anything that would go nicely together with babe/glam surfers?

Sure. pornstories.com along with taboostories.com would be good ones to promote.

I have been told that I'm going to have a few more promo stories to give to affiliates soon as well as a board for Q & A about the program along with tutorials on how to promote us.

Jamdin · 11-15-2004, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
... a board for Q & A about the program along with tutorials on how to promote us...

That would be nice

gornyhuy · 11-15-2004, 03:33 PM

Lots of Promo Stories.... I have some ideas I want to try and I'll be hitting you up on ICQ sometime soon to get your help and opinion on some things.

iwantchixx · 11-15-2004, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Sure. pornstories.com along with taboostories.com would be good ones to promote.

I have been told that I'm going to have a few more promo stories to give to affiliates soon as well as a board for Q & A about the program along with tutorials on how to promote us.

how many stories? In theory I'd like to be able to provide a new story per update, which is twice weekly, then upsell for more.

10-02-2004, 11:20 AM	#4
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	I don't think many ppl here know how to convert a stories sponsor. How about writting a tutorial about it... I have no idea of how to promote such a site... __________________ I'm just a newbie.

10-02-2004, 11:31 AM	#5
xclusive Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 35,218	Congrats on your first program whoring thread...But seriously I just signed up and i'm willing to give you guys a test shot on some of my sites as another option for my surfers... __________________ I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /

10-02-2004, 12:06 PM	#8
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10-02-2004, 12:07 PM	#9
mary34d Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern Cuba Posts: 3,358	12clicks rocks..... let me know if i can help __________________ The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask! Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

10-02-2004, 12:11 PM	#11
AmeliaG Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 10,572	12clicks and Mojo are darn charming dinner companions with excellent taste in food, so that actually is a nice promo. But there is no way they are paying for the SpookyCash crew to do Vegas Blue Blood style. As a rule of thumb, I am always motivated to send more traffic to folks who send me traffic. __________________ GFY Hall of Famer AltStar Hall of Famer Blue Blood's SpookyCash.com Babe photography portfolio

10-02-2004, 09:10 AM	#1
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	My very first "What would I have to do" thread. (I'm so proud) What would I have to do to get you to promote Stories Traffic? I'm already giving away nifty gadgets, and I'm already offering an all-expenses paid trip to Internext (dinner with Mojo and 12clicks is in that one). What else could I do for the webmaster in order to get good promotions? No, I will NOT be getting naked. There's a reason I'm not a model. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

10-02-2004, 09:11 AM	#2
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	lol, not offering dinner with 12dicks

10-02-2004, 12:08 PM	#10
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I'd love to meet 12clicks.

10-02-2004, 12:21 PM	#13
PerfectionGirls Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MI Posts: 4,484	If you have teen stories I will put you in our members areas on the 11 sites. Need traffic back though. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

10-02-2004, 12:51 PM	#14
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Tala, I hate to say this, but I have idea about your program. would you mind giving me a link?? Thanks. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

10-02-2004, 01:14 PM	#15
mary34d Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern Cuba Posts: 3,358	Tala, hit me up on icq: 4609370 I have some girls here that have great stripper/escort stories if you want them. __________________ The guys at CJ Bucks will do absolutely anything to get your business. You owe it to yourself to at least ask! Free Hosting, Content, etc. CJ Bucks has it all. Sign up! I'll show you my tits now you show me your traffic.

10-02-2004, 01:40 PM	#17
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10-02-2004, 01:52 PM	#18
ListYourPorn Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 791	You should contact me. I run a large number of news groups, these people are really into their stories / saucy emails which is why they are in the groups to begin with. The issue for me is finding sponsors who are OK to acept this traffic. I sent a few stories out to members and they went nuts for them. I dont understand it personally but contact me if you will take this sort of traffic as Im confident it willl work :-) BTW - freebies and trips and stuff are all well and good though it never makes me join a programme as I know for a fact I cant beat bigger and more established WM's. What makes me join a programe is the when the sponsor is pro active and helps you get going, thats whats makes the difference. I woulds like to refer webmasters to your programme I have a large UK customer base and they have phone sex etc so stories kind of adds to the situation. I also think that erotic stories will make a good up sell from a members site / or you can provide the equivilent of leased gallery for paysite owners to have. __________________ Sex Add your sites Click Here

10-02-2004, 05:38 PM	#19
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Wow! Thanks for all the helpful replies everyone. (Rick, I love you. Let me flatter you some more later.) To those who have suggested that I write a tutorial, I believe you have a fabulous idea, (collectively). I'll do some tuts and stick 'em up in the site for you. Those who want to talk with me about things, please feel free to add me to your ICQ or to drop me a line at [email protected] to discuss stuff. Right now, I'm getting my desktop back up (YAY!) and thus haven't my icq list. I'll fix that asap. No Sleazy. No baddog. (But thanks for the compliment, you two! ) __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

10-02-2004, 05:40 PM	#20
Basic_man Programming King Pin Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 27,360	I'd sale my body to science! __________________ UUGallery Builder - automated photo/video gallery plugin for Wordpress! Stop looking! Checkout Naked Hosting, online since 1999 !

10-02-2004, 05:48 PM	#21
uchase/webpry So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Do you use sex.com's XML feed, try ours and make double the money. Posts: 2,085	... dinner with 12clicks?? that'll cost you.

10-02-2004, 05:49 PM	#22
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	tala you rock. honestly though i would need help in how to best sell stories to my surfers. i have never tried to promote stories before. if and when you get that tutorial up i would love to check it out. till then, congrats babe __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

10-02-2004, 06:08 PM	#23
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10-02-2004, 06:10 PM	#25
korzon Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 1,524	you could do something like 12clcisk wont respond in the person's threads for a year if they sign up __________________

10-02-2004, 06:12 PM	#26
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	On a serious note: Great ideas here! Especially writing about how to convert the traffic. I was just talking to Mojo about that last week since we're going to be sending traffic May I also suggest a 3 threesome for the top traffic sender with Mojo and 12Clicks. The beauty of that is that they won't care which gender wins Or is that already what "dinner" was actually going to be..........

10-02-2004, 06:15 PM	#27
Nicky Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,070	Surely you cant be that bad Tala, lets see some nude photos __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

10-02-2004, 06:47 PM	#28
Tom_PMs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 2,049	I honestly didnt know that you were talking about the program in your sig until I watched the banner for a full 30 seconds or so and saw the url. So first, brand that banner with a solid domain URL that I can't miss would help big time for me. Also get the url name in 1 line of your text would be a good idea I think. I know, it doesnt seem like much perhaps.. but I gave my honest first impression to "what you could do".... Tell me what it is so I can't miss it has to be #1. __________________ You've read it, you can't unread it.

10-02-2004, 06:57 PM	#29
The Other Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Sunny Queensland - perfect one day and better the next. Posts: 2,106	If you're an affiliate manager for a paysite ever time you mention the name of that paysite make it a clickable link. As someone else said - there is no url on that banner and then there are those board members who surf with the banners turned off. __________________ Left intentionally blank ... just like my brain

10-02-2004, 07:39 PM	#30
FuckFind Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,188	take me to ozzfest with you next summer so i can meet lamb of god, yes saw your thread about it a while ago musta been awesome. FF *oh wait, i don't promote shit, so nevermind

10-02-2004, 08:11 PM	#31
SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	Besides mentioning the name of your program with a link (as others said), make sure the homepage is up to date. Some of us don?t want to contact the rep for promos. Saw your thread a couple of days ago, clicked on your banner and investigated the web site, couldn?t find the promo deals and something else caught my attention (i.e. the door bell rang or my computer made a sound or?).

10-02-2004, 10:55 PM	#32
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Again, thank you all for your suggestions. I'm going to fix my sig now, and will remember to always make the url clickable. Peaches: Thank you. Seriously. And if it's a threesome, I'm going to be conveniently elsewhere. Eros: YES!!! YAY!!! I'll hit you up first thing Monday!! (Mother in law in town...oh yay) SureFire: I'll bitch at someone about that. (I'm good at that.) I'll get those tuts up ASAP and will give a shout when they're available. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

11-15-2004, 01:31 PM	#35
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Hmm...I guess I could switch sponsors since I rebooted the site. Last edited by Jamdin; 11-15-2004 at 01:33 PM..

11-15-2004, 02:45 PM	#36
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	I was thinking of offering storie sinside my members area. got anything that would go nicely together with babe/glam surfers?

11-15-2004, 03:33 PM	#39
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Lots of Promo Stories.... I have some ideas I want to try and I'll be hitting you up on ICQ sometime soon to get your help and opinion on some things. __________________ icq:159548293