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Old 09-15-2001, 06:10 PM   #1
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The Taliban kicks ass!

Taliban Rules:

Prayer:
Failure to pray to Mecca five times a day -- a requirement of the Muslim religion -- is punishable by imprisonment.

Women and driving:
Drivers are prohibited from giving rides to women. Violators are subject to imprisonment.

Preventing idolatry:
Portraits -- paintings and photos -- are said to promote idolatry and must be destroyed under the law.

Women and work:
Women are banned from working outside the home except in the health sector. In hospitals, women are separated from their male colleagues.

Women and education:
The Taliban forbids the education of women until institutions segregating them from men are established. Informal education of women can be punishable by law. For men, at least a sixth-grade education is required.

Entertainment:
Music, except for religious chants, is prohibited in shops, hotels and vehicles, and at weddings and parties. Kite flying is considered "useless" and an obstacle to education. Hobbies like keeping pigeons also are forbidden.

Gambling:
Forbidden and punishable by at least a month in prison.

Beards and barbers:
Men who trim or shave their beards -- considered a sign of Islamic piety -- are imprisoned until their beard grows out. Taliban religious police have been known to employ "the fist rule." A beard must be long enough to be held in a fist. Barbers are banned from giving "American-style" haircuts.

Public bathing:
The Taliban shut public bathhouses for men and women, even though most Afghans lack running water. The Taliban says Islam forbids men and women to publicly display their bodies.

OH YEAH! I wanna live in this warped fuckin' world! I'm lookin' for a plane ticket now!
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Old 09-15-2001, 06:14 PM   #2
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I hope the Stealth pilots are jammin' to some kick ass Metallica when they let those bombs fly.

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Old 09-15-2001, 06:20 PM   #3
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I can only assume that feltching is out of the question there as well.
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Old 09-15-2001, 06:21 PM   #4
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http://www.rawa.org

I don't know how a woman (let alone men) could look at this site and not cry. I hope that when we are done bombing them some of the surviving women get to see liberation.
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Old 09-15-2001, 06:23 PM   #5
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That's a pretty long grocery list on that site there Sjayne. Sad indeed. Those fuckin' animals need to be taken down.

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Old 09-15-2001, 06:28 PM   #6
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Whats gunna happen to me when I go there during my boneprone world tour wearing my GFY shirt?
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Old 09-15-2001, 06:32 PM   #7
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I can only assume that feltching is out of the question there as well.


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Old 09-15-2001, 08:50 PM   #8
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I bet ya don't get many signups from that part of the world there do ya AMP

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They publicly lynched two "convicted" prostitutes... I can only imagine the penalty for lookin' at Net porn. Oh, wait... you gotta have computers and electricity for that... never mind.
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Old 09-16-2001, 06:44 AM   #10
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The NET is banned in Afganistan!
http://rawa.fancymarketing.net/internet.htm

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Old 09-16-2001, 08:17 AM   #11
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http://rawa.fancymarketing.net/internet.htm

That explains why signups are down.
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