Rule #1 of GFY --which will get a fast banning

Indeed...wheres the mods?

Rule 2 - BTW this doesnt apply to me

2. Signature rules. Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of default size and color.
New as of 1/1/2003: if your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 468x60 instead of a 120x60. Yes there is a reason this is so big. Also putting your text in a cell and making it look like a button is against the rules. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

bling bling juicy where is my fucking cockring?

Rule 3

3. Anything goes, except do not post people's personal information, or attack people personally, stick to the issues. Also don't post links to illegal sites. And WHOIS information is public info, it is not considered personal information. So don't bitch at us if you put your home address as your personal info on WHOIS.

Rule 4

4. GFY Haters... If you are a GFY Hater, don't go away mad, just go away. You want to hate on GFY, go do it somewhere else. Plain and simple

Rule 5 -BTW i am exempt from this rule

5. Multiple personalities are not allowed. If you have multiple personalities we will find out about you and we will shut down all your accounts. Also if you post under someone else's account and do it to break the rules, or they break the rules and we tie you to them. We will ban you and them. This is just like carrying someone else's bags at the airport. Don't do it.

Just ban the mother fucker !! !

Why not?

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is it cool to harass chicks to get them to show naked pictures of themselves?
A: No! Leave the girls alone. If they want to show their tits, asses, or another body part to you they will. Don't harass them about it.
Q: What are your rules regarding Spam?
A: This is addressed on the front page. We do not need to repeat ourselves. You are more than welcome to buy advertising space on the board. For rates email eric at adult.com.

Q: Is it ok if I post links in my Post?
A: Sure we all love to see weird and strange stuff. And tell you how great your galleries look. But please refrain from beast, kiddie, or links to any other illegal stuff.

Q: I want to have fun and make up a second username. Is that ok?
A: Trust me we like to have fun just as much as the next guy. But lets keep it to one username per person.

Q: I want to create a signature what guidelines should I follow when doing so?
A: a 120x60 button is cool. And up to 3 lines of text.

Q: Is there anything else I should keep out of my posts?
A: Not embedding sound files in your posts would be a good thing. And having a mouseover that causes the surfer to go to your site would be a couple.

Q: Someone really pissed me off. I want to slam them on the board. Is this cool?
A: First off make sure you have substance to do so. Show some proof. We all want to know who is dirty. And lets keep it Mono y Mono, leave the innocent bystanders out of the fray.

Q: My post was locked or deleted. Is it ok if I post that topic again?
A: Hmmm... I know you think this might be the way to go. But lets just say that your post was locked or deleted for a reason. It was meant to go away. Let it!

Q: I just won a T-shirt. Should I post on the board that I won and that I would like it now?
A: All the rules for claiming any prize can be found here. Please do not post for your prize.

Q: I really want people to know about my new car. Can I post more than one topic about it?
A: Lets try and keep the number of threads per topic to one.

Q: I am bored. Should I tell you about that?
A: Not really. I bet you haven't talked to a family member recently. Give them a ring

You skipped past this one

Rule 7

Implying that Juicy is ugly and not good looking is instant bannage

your new nickname is kissylips

Rule 8 >> Spunky this is for you

No postbotting

Then you should be banned

postbot

then why condone what they are doing to me.when there is no proof

Rule 10

Do not scam people here on GFY

FUUUUUUU

j/k

For a while I'm thinking, how do people get so many hours in before getting banned.

If it's intentional, it's pretty smart.

Let the battles brew, it's like getting higher ratings and more eye balls.

like in that Guiness commercial,
"BRILLIANT!"

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one word, Jewcash

that dude went way over the line

he spammed his own board

he posted juicy's info

and he's turned into a total troll

Our father, who art in Long Island, forgive me my fucking rhino?

I think it's TECHNICALLY against the rules... but I've only got 2 lines of text...

I know . . . was just giving Lens a hint