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DeadFidel · 11-14-2004, 10:53 AM

I've seen Ron Jeremy do it. Would you if you could? And if so, would it be gay?

I'm about 2 inches away...maybe yoga.

qw12er · 11-14-2004, 10:57 AM

Can't somebody else do it ?

Basic_man · 11-14-2004, 11:02 AM

Hell no ! But I'm sure one of my friend do it !

Vitasoy · 11-14-2004, 11:05 AM

I don't think I ever would do that.

webmaster x · 11-14-2004, 11:32 AM

hhhmm.. let me think? NO.

BIGTYMER · 11-14-2004, 12:33 PM

I dont want to know the taste of cum.

jawanda · 11-14-2004, 12:38 PM

You guys are full of shit.

You know you would do it if you could ...

doesn't mean you have to bust in your mouth though that would be nasty, or make it a habit lol ...

-p

Jakke PNG · 11-14-2004, 12:41 PM

Hell yeah. I'd even give myself a rimjob if I was flexible enough.

There's just no way in hell it's possible.
My cock is way too small and my gut is way too big.

jawanda · 11-14-2004, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Hell yeah. I'd even give myself a rimjob if I was flexible enough.

There's just no way in hell it's possible.
My cock is way too small and my gut is way too big.

Wiggles · 11-14-2004, 12:46 PM

i wouldn't try it, its pretty gay in my opinion, if you suck your own dick then you are a fag who likes cock in the mouth.

garett · 11-14-2004, 12:46 PM

Jimmy Kimmel put it best...

"Would you give another guy a handjob ? No, of course not.. but you jerk yourself off all the time.. that doesn't mean you're gay."

So of course ...

FaberX · 11-14-2004, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by garett
Jimmy Kimmel put it best...

"Would you give another guy a handjob ? No, of course not.. but you jerk yourself off all the time.. that doesn't mean you're gay."

So of course ...

DeadFidel · 11-14-2004, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by garett
Jimmy Kimmel put it best...

"Would you give another guy a handjob ? No, of course not.. but you jerk yourself off all the time.. that doesn't mean you're gay."

So of course ...

That's what I was going to reply..beat me to it.

Perfect sence.

groark · 11-14-2004, 02:25 PM

I can do it.
Not always but sometimes I can strech myself around quite well.
But it's not as good as you think it would be and it will slowly turn you gay

BitterPen · 11-14-2004, 02:30 PM

I don't have a cock... but if I could lick my own pussy, I would... Hell yeah!

mardigras · 11-14-2004, 02:31 PM

Well of course I would don't be rediculous

(Balky/Perfect Strangers impersonation for those of you old enough to remember

)

SilverTab · 11-14-2004, 02:34 PM

"Why do dogs lick their balls...

...because they can! "

Sarah_Jayne · 11-14-2004, 02:44 PM

This is why I don't sleep with ultra macho men...so afraid of their own dicks.

tigerpittdesign · 11-14-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
"Why do dogs lick their balls...

...because they can! "

-the dogs have shown us the way

Strife · 11-14-2004, 02:53 PM

hell no

FissPunny · 11-14-2004, 03:47 PM

in my country only dog do that

webmaster x · 11-14-2004, 04:10 PM

hell no. not even if i could reach it.

hydro · 11-14-2004, 04:11 PM

probably, i whack off just about everyday why not blow myself too?

Libertine · 11-14-2004, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by webmaster x
hell no. not even if i could reach it.

If you could reach it? So you tried?

Pete · 11-14-2004, 04:15 PM

I'd go to fuckin town on my knob if I could.

MT_Butterfly · 11-14-2004, 04:19 PM

I don't have a dick since I'm a chick, but if I had a dick, I'd play with it all the time. I'd NEVER have my dick in my pants, it would always be out and being played with. By me...the owner of the dick.

Morgan · 11-14-2004, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Hell yeah. I'd even give myself a rimjob if I was flexible enough.

There's just no way in hell it's possible.
My cock is way too small and my gut is way too big.

The world needs a lot more straight shooters like you!

DeadFidel · 11-14-2004, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MT_Butterfly
I don't have a dick since I'm a chick, but if I had a dick, I'd play with it all the time. I'd NEVER have my dick in my pants, it would always be out and being played with. By me...the owner of the dick.

There ya go...nice.

For all of you that said, "no way, etc." you're all full of shit.
You clean your own ass, swallow your own spit, and give yourselves hand jobs. If you could you would.

Hey, I am a clean motherf--ker..I would if I could.

Bob Saget · 11-14-2004, 04:37 PM

Gold.E · 11-14-2004, 04:46 PM

http · 11-14-2004, 05:04 PM

My neck is too short

PenisFace · 11-14-2004, 05:10 PM

I tried once, only managed to get the head in before I blew out a vertebrae in my back

SilverTab · 11-14-2004, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by PenisFace
I tried once, only managed to get the head in before I blew out my load

PenisFace · 11-14-2004, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab

OH YOU DIE!!!!

ProfitPrograms · 11-14-2004, 05:15 PM

seems like people around here are very interested in this question - its at least the 4th or 5th time that i've seen the question asked in the last couple of months

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