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11-13-2004, 06:22 PM
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President of Canada
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I love Jehovah's Witnesses...
One of my favorite sports is to let them into the house, offer them coffee and hit them with a barrage of theological, personal, and EXTREMELY personal questions, all the while challenging their religious beliefs.
Making passes at them is good too (I haven't tried that on the guys yet but I bet that'd be even funnier!) They don't usually leave in tears.. but they never come back.
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11-13-2004, 06:24 PM
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Thats always fun. Throwing eggs at them always works as well.
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11-13-2004, 06:26 PM
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I just tell them to leave.
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11-13-2004, 06:28 PM
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11-13-2004, 06:29 PM
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i was tempted to do that to normal religious girls, but it was at like 11am and they woke me up and i was out of it. these 2 hot college girls came to the door preaching about some shit trying to give me some flyers.
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11-13-2004, 06:32 PM
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I mean if they're giving spammers legal sentences and jail time, you might as well do the same for door-to-door advertisement (ESP when aimed at religion)
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11-13-2004, 06:33 PM
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President of Canada
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And telemarketers.... You can mess with them, too, though. 
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11-13-2004, 06:53 PM
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Buy my sticker.. it will save you lots of trouble...
I have not had a single churchie knock on my door since I put it up...  Buy It Here!
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11-13-2004, 07:07 PM
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Or you can move to a town that they don't bother with.
Their tricks work best on the needy and misguided. |
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11-13-2004, 07:59 PM
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I know its old but whenver I have Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, I just tell them I didn't see the accident.
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11-13-2004, 08:01 PM
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you should drug them with the coffee and assfuck them all and then put them on the internet! That would SELLL!!!! |
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11-13-2004, 08:24 PM
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President of Canada
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11-13-2004, 08:34 PM
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11-13-2004, 09:09 PM
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11-13-2004, 09:11 PM
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if you get male ones, ask to see pictures of their family (they always have them), then comment that you recognize his wife and think you may have slept with her, then the fun begins.
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11-13-2004, 09:16 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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11-13-2004, 09:17 PM
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I fuckin' hate them on sunday morning knockin at your door !
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11-13-2004, 09:23 PM
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11-13-2004, 11:03 PM
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Earn enough to buy coffee
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Some of the girls are pretty hot and they are always dressed nice and look ready to be a naughty student
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11-13-2004, 11:06 PM
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Just answer the door nude it works for me...
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11-13-2004, 11:07 PM
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yeah good thing there are no door to door catholics. your children would end up molested before you could tell them no.
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11-14-2004, 12:45 AM
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11-14-2004, 01:07 AM
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11-14-2004, 01:03 PM
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11-14-2004, 01:14 PM
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i used to steal their 10speed bikes back in the day. they pretty much never came around the neighbor hood after that..
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11-14-2004, 01:34 PM
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I was raised as a JW. Just tell them you're a Satanist and they will run away and never come back.
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11-14-2004, 01:38 PM
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Show them your websites, tell them god has a plan for you and it involves porn!
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