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Dagwolf · 11-14-2004, 06:43 AM

http://www.crosswalk.com/fun/movies/1294823.html

OBJECTIONABLE CONTENT

Drugs/Alcohol Content: A character sips on a flute of champagne in one scene.

Language/Profanity: Three mild obscenities (?Oh my God!?).

Sexual Content/Nudity: Married adults kiss romantically in several scenes; sexy female character crosses and uncrosses her legs and sashays across room; teenage girl has crush on teenage boy, who eventually asks her out on a date.

Manowar · 11-14-2004, 06:44 AM

i dread to think how those people's kids will turn out like

stocktrader23 · 11-14-2004, 06:50 AM

Thanks, I now have some new favorite reading material. Here's the one for "Bridget Jones".

AUDIENCE: Adults only.

OBJECTIONABLE CONTENT

Drugs/Alcohol Content: Extreme. Cigarette smoking and alcohol consumption repeatedly throughout film; characters eat ?magic mushrooms,? with one becoming stoned & acting ridiculous; character goes to prison for unknowingly transporting drugs, which are revealed during search.
Language/Profanity: Extreme. Approximately 40 obscenities (of which at least 20 are f- words), including some British obscenities (?shagging,? ?bloody,? etc.) Additionally, approximately 20 profanities.
Sexual Content/Nudity: Extreme. Repeated scenes throughout movie portray fornication; many innuendos and references (direct and indirect) to sex and sexual situations; multiple portrayals of prostitutes on streets, arriving in hotel room, ready to ?work,? and discussion of same in other situations; multiple references to masturbation and homosexuality; one homosexual character; one woman professes love for another woman , then the two kiss; character fears that she is pregnant out of wedlock, buys pregnancy test, takes it, and is discovered by boyfriend, after which they argue.
Violence: Mild. Character goes to prison, but sympathetic environment with no violence. Also physical humor like falling and tumbling.

Manowar · 11-14-2004, 06:53 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
Thanks, I now have some new favorite reading material. Here's the one for "Bridget Jones".

the forums on that site are the best

pradaboy · 11-14-2004, 07:06 AM

i wonder how long their list of objectionable content for Passion of the Christ is

VirtuMike · 11-14-2004, 07:08 AM

Is fornication anything like pornication?

Because I know what that is...

goBigtime · 11-14-2004, 07:12 AM

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Originally posted by pradaboy
i wonder how long their list of objectionable content for Passion of the Christ is

This Lenten season, do not miss "The Passion of the Christ," and don't let your friends miss it. But a word of caution: When you do pick a date to view it, don't make plans to go to dinner afterward. You won't have the stomach for it. Instead, go home, find a quiet place and pray.

LOL... but the violent 'falling & tumbling' in Bridgette Jones gets their panties in a bunch.

crockett · 11-14-2004, 07:17 AM

This is why christians are wacko's...

http://forums.crosswalk.com/webx/The...d%20Times/509/

man I'm book marking that forum I think I'll have some fun with them when I have the extra time to get this site Religious Reich up and going ..

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pradaboy · 11-14-2004, 07:29 AM

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Originally posted by crockett
This is why christians are wacko's...

http://forums.crosswalk.com/webx/The...d%20Times/509/

man I'm book marking that forum I think I'll have some fun with them when I have the extra time to get this site Religious Reich up and going ..

why does that make all christians wacko?

Bansheelinks · 11-14-2004, 07:34 AM

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/incredibles_the.htm

try this one on for size; these are the types of ppl who voted for Bush

The Sexual Immorality (S) investigation area revealed sexually oriented material such as adults smacking another adult's bottom, rude gaze at private parts and dressing to maximize the [cartoon] female form and/or skin exposure.

The Impudence/Hate (I) investigation area found a number of matters of influential concern including lying to one's wife, adolescent disrespect for parents [Eph. 6:2], adolescent mischief [Ps. 7:16] and arrogant defense of it and deceit [Prov. 30:20]. No uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary were noted.

steffie · 11-14-2004, 07:38 AM

I am also going to have my feast with them

First on my list

God would want to impeach Bush because he wants to kill babies!!
Bush is for Abortion (He kills the unborn just to save some healthy rape victim, God wanted her to have that child, why abort it? It may be the next Jesus Christ, the same goes for

When the woman's life is in danger (Save the baby it could be the new Christ!!)
When the baby is extremly handicapped (It's ok to abort it than)
In case of incest

So hey Bush is for abortion

that should be fun

Second
Bush is for other believes than Christ!
In his last Press Conference he states that its ok to elect a NeoMuslim Leader for Palastina, Irak, and Afganistan as long as he will work with the US
What shit is that??

Impeach Bush

Bansheelinks · 11-14-2004, 07:39 AM

Finding Nemo is out too:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/findingnemo.htm

Impudence/Hate (I)

-series of posterior references and jokes/comments by young adolescents
-adolescent defiance
"I hate you" from adolescent son to father
-suggestion of flatulence

Yep, can't go see a movie with flatulence in it. Its an offense to god.

Manowar · 11-14-2004, 07:40 AM

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Originally posted by Bansheelinks
Finding Nemo is out too:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/findingnemo.htm

Impudence/Hate (I)

-series of posterior references and jokes/comments by young adolescents
-adolescent defiance
"I hate you" from adolescent son to father
-suggestion of flatulence

Yep, can't go see a movie with flatulence in it. Its an offense to god.

they are fish for fucks sake

crockett · 11-14-2004, 07:49 AM

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Originally posted by pradaboy
why does that make all christians wacko?

because I tend to take people that believe the world is going to end and all non believers will burn in hell for all of eternity with a grain of salt.

I put them in the same group as cool-aid drinking wackos in purple robes whom think the aliens are taking them home.. Or the religious wackos that get 72 virgins if they blow them selves up .. Or the religious wackos whom live in a compound as a cult, whom worship some guy who sleeps with all their women.. Or the Church whoas people worship some guy that dresses up like a Sea Captain and makes them give him all their money..

Sorry for the generalizations but I tend to put all people whom believe in some invisible guy in the same group. No offense about your personal beliefs but those are mine.

Michaelious · 11-14-2004, 07:59 AM

I wonder what they say about horror or action films

pradaboy · 11-14-2004, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
because I tend to take people that believe the world is going to end and all non believers will burn in hell for all of eternity with a grain of salt.

I put them in the same group as cool-aid drinking wackos in purple robes whom think the aliens are taking them home.. Or the religious wackos that get 72 virgins if they blow them selves up .. Or the religious wackos whom live in a compound as a cult, whom worship some guy who sleeps with all their women.. Or the Church whoas people worship some guy that dresses up like a Sea Captain and makes them give him all their money..

Sorry for the generalizations but I tend to put all people whom believe in some invisible guy in the same group. No offense about your personal beliefs but those are mine.

fair enough, i'd prefer a different label than wacko tho

mardigras · 11-14-2004, 08:11 AM

A group of self-proclaimed morals judges watching every film out there and making detailed reviews on them is a bit like many who "crusade" to find & report CP... something ain't quite right there...

crockett · 11-14-2004, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pradaboy
fair enough, i'd prefer a different label than wacko tho

lol yea probably isn't nice as my dad and brother are both wacko's too

mardigras · 11-14-2004, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Michaelious
I wonder what they say about horror or action films

Scary Movies

warlock5 · 11-14-2004, 09:26 AM

Send your jesus traffic to bigchurch.com, if that doesn't convert send them to alt.com

Ever notice these televangilists and such are pretty good business men, before they go to jail?

Basic_man · 11-14-2004, 09:27 AM

I need to see this one ! It looks fun !

OzMan · 11-14-2004, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
Is fornication anything like pornication?

Because I know what that is...

It's known as Calipornication on the West Coast.

What a sad site, but a good reminder of how some people view the world.

webmaster x · 11-14-2004, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
It's known as Calipornication on the West Coast.

What a sad site, but a good reminder of how some people view the world.

isn't that a red hot chili pepper song?

11-14-2004, 06:43 AM	#1
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Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	http://www.capalert.com/capreports/incredibles_the.htm try this one on for size; these are the types of ppl who voted for Bush The Sexual Immorality (S) investigation area revealed sexually oriented material such as adults smacking another adult's bottom, rude gaze at private parts and dressing to maximize the [cartoon] female form and/or skin exposure. The Impudence/Hate (I) investigation area found a number of matters of influential concern including lying to one's wife, adolescent disrespect for parents [Eph. 6:2], adolescent mischief [Ps. 7:16] and arrogant defense of it and deceit [Prov. 30:20]. No uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary were noted.

11-14-2004, 07:38 AM	#12
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	I am also going to have my feast with them First on my list God would want to impeach Bush because he wants to kill babies!! Bush is for Abortion (He kills the unborn just to save some healthy rape victim, God wanted her to have that child, why abort it? It may be the next Jesus Christ, the same goes for When the woman's life is in danger (Save the baby it could be the new Christ!!) When the baby is extremly handicapped (It's ok to abort it than) In case of incest So hey Bush is for abortion that should be fun Second Bush is for other believes than Christ! In his last Press Conference he states that its ok to elect a NeoMuslim Leader for Palastina, Irak, and Afganistan as long as he will work with the US What shit is that?? Impeach Bush __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

11-14-2004, 07:39 AM	#13
Bansheelinks Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 6,023	Finding Nemo is out too: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/findingnemo.htm Impudence/Hate (I) -series of posterior references and jokes/comments by young adolescents -adolescent defiance "I hate you" from adolescent son to father -suggestion of flatulence Yep, can't go see a movie with flatulence in it. Its an offense to god.

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