Would you suck your own cock if you could?

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  • DeadFidel
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2003
    • 6764

    #1

    Would you suck your own cock if you could?

    I've seen Ron Jeremy do it. Would you if you could? And if so, would it be gay?

    I'm about 2 inches away...maybe yoga.
  • qw12er
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 799

    #2
    Can't somebody else do it ?
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    • Basic_man
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      • Oct 2003
      • 27360

      #3
      Hell no ! But I'm sure one of my friend do it !
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      • Vitasoy
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        • Oct 2003
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        #4
        I don't think I ever would do that.


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        • webmaster x
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          • Mar 2004
          • 4400

          #5
          hhhmm.. let me think? NO.
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          • BIGTYMER
            Junior Achiever
            • Nov 2004
            • 17066

            #6
            I dont want to know the taste of cum.

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            • jawanda
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 6040

              #7
              You guys are full of shit.

              You know you would do it if you could ...

              doesn't mean you have to bust in your mouth though that would be nasty, or make it a habit lol ...



              -p

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              • Jakke PNG
                ex-TeenGodFather
                • Nov 2001
                • 20306

                #8
                Hell yeah. I'd even give myself a rimjob if I was flexible enough.

                There's just no way in hell it's possible.
                My cock is way too small and my gut is way too big.
                ..and I'm off.

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                • jawanda
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 6040

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                  Hell yeah. I'd even give myself a rimjob if I was flexible enough.

                  There's just no way in hell it's possible.
                  My cock is way too small and my gut is way too big.

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                  • Wiggles
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • May 2004
                    • 14423

                    #10
                    i wouldn't try it, its pretty gay in my opinion, if you suck your own dick then you are a fag who likes cock in the mouth.
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                    • garett
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 683

                      #11
                      Jimmy Kimmel put it best...

                      "Would you give another guy a handjob ? No, of course not.. but you jerk yourself off all the time.. that doesn't mean you're gay."

                      So of course ...

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                      • FaberX
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 181

                        #12
                        Originally posted by garett
                        Jimmy Kimmel put it best...

                        "Would you give another guy a handjob ? No, of course not.. but you jerk yourself off all the time.. that doesn't mean you're gay."

                        So of course ...

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                        • DeadFidel
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 6764

                          #13
                          Originally posted by garett
                          Jimmy Kimmel put it best...

                          "Would you give another guy a handjob ? No, of course not.. but you jerk yourself off all the time.. that doesn't mean you're gay."

                          So of course ...
                          That's what I was going to reply..beat me to it.
                          Perfect sence.

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                          • groark
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 1966

                            #14
                            I can do it.
                            Not always but sometimes I can strech myself around quite well.
                            But it's not as good as you think it would be and it will slowly turn you gay
                            Last edited by groark; 11-14-2004, 12:27 PM.

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                            • BitterPen
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 1926

                              #15
                              I don't have a cock... but if I could lick my own pussy, I would... Hell yeah!

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                              • mardigras
                                Bon temps!
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 14194

                                #16
                                Well of course I would don't be rediculous


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                                Last edited by mardigras; 11-14-2004, 12:33 PM.
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                                • SilverTab
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                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 5060

                                  #17
                                  "Why do dogs lick their balls...




                                  ...because they can! "
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                                  • Sarah_Jayne
                                    Now with more Jayne
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 40077

                                    #18
                                    This is why I don't sleep with ultra macho men...so afraid of their own dicks.

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                                    • tigerpittdesign
                                      Registered User
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 61

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SilverTab
                                      "Why do dogs lick their balls...




                                      ...because they can! "

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                                      • Strife
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                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 4534

                                        #20
                                        hell no
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                                        • FissPunny
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                                          • Sep 2004
                                          • 231

                                          #21
                                          in my country only dog do that
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                                          • webmaster x
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                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 4400

                                            #22
                                            hell no. not even if i could reach it.
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                                            • hydro
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 4216

                                              #23
                                              probably, i whack off just about everyday why not blow myself too?

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                                              • Libertine
                                                sex dwarf
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 17860

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by webmaster x
                                                hell no. not even if i could reach it.
                                                If you could reach it? So you tried?
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                                                • Pete
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 6617

                                                  #25
                                                  I'd go to fuckin town on my knob if I could.
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                                                  • MT_Butterfly
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 687

                                                    #26
                                                    I don't have a dick since I'm a chick, but if I had a dick, I'd play with it all the time. I'd NEVER have my dick in my pants, it would always be out and being played with. By me...the owner of the dick.
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                                                    • Morgan
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 10520

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                      Hell yeah. I'd even give myself a rimjob if I was flexible enough.

                                                      There's just no way in hell it's possible.
                                                      My cock is way too small and my gut is way too big.
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                                                      • DeadFidel
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                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 6764

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MT_Butterfly
                                                        I don't have a dick since I'm a chick, but if I had a dick, I'd play with it all the time. I'd NEVER have my dick in my pants, it would always be out and being played with. By me...the owner of the dick.
                                                        There ya go...nice.

                                                        For all of you that said, "no way, etc." you're all full of shit.
                                                        You clean your own ass, swallow your own spit, and give yourselves hand jobs. If you could you would.

                                                        Hey, I am a clean motherf--ker..I would if I could.

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                                                        • Bob Saget
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 312

                                                          #29
                                                          no

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                                                          • Gold.E
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                                                            #30

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                                                            • http
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                                                              • Oct 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              My neck is too short

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                                                              • PenisFace
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                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                I tried once, only managed to get the head in before I blew out a vertebrae in my back
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                                                                • SilverTab
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                                                                  • Nov 2001
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by PenisFace
                                                                  I tried once, only managed to get the head in before I blew out my load


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                                                                  • PenisFace
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SilverTab

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                                                                    • ProfitPrograms
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                                                                      • Feb 2004
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      seems like people around here are very interested in this question - its at least the 4th or 5th time that i've seen the question asked in the last couple of months
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