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Old 11-14-2004, 03:03 PM   #1
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If i hang a 5lb weight from my cock

would it work?

then next week move to 10lb weight and so on?
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:04 PM   #2
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Start with a 25 pounder man your thick veins can handle it...
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:04 PM   #3
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Your penis will fall off.
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:06 PM   #4
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It will begin to hurt when you pee or get an erection.
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:06 PM   #5
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I could sell the pics on a number of fetish sites around the internet.
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:09 PM   #6
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I hear some of those penis enlargement scams work.
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:10 PM   #7
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I hear some of those penis enlargement scams work.
well its like those african women with long necks and rings
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:10 PM   #8
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ever seen those monks that do that

lmfao

it was on one of those believe it or not shows
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:11 PM   #9
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fakir did that

eventually you will lose the ability to gain an erection
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:14 PM   #10
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Nice question Try and tell us aftre a couple of monthes. I'm interested in results too
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:18 PM   #11
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just like those African women who stretch their lips and shit, skin, muscle can be stretched - but the penis has a bone in it - u can't stretch a bone - i guess u can have a bit longer flaccid penis if u do that for a long time. there's a very successful guy in this biz, owns the Wetlands, he went and had the surgery, the only real way to grow a penis, went through all that and posted the before and after pics - barely noticeable, to him when he first got it he said he was very happy - guarantee u that wore off fast.

if there was a real way to significantly grow your weiner there would be clinics all over the place run by real doctors - not just ads on the Net and informercials for bogus pills.

Reagan deregulated the FDA years ago, it opened the doors for people to sell practically anything aimed at people's inadequcies.
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:18 PM   #12
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would it work?

then next week move to 10lb weight and so on?
it depends how strong is it?
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:19 PM   #13
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fakir did that

eventually you will lose the ability to gain an erection
hmmmmm that defeats the whole purpose

a 9 inch cock but cant get wood
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:20 PM   #14
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just like those African women who stretch their lips and shit, skin, muscle can be stretched - but the penis has a bone in it - u can't stretch a bone - i guess u can have a bit longer flaccid penis if u do that for a long time. there's a very successful guy in this biz, owns the Wetlands, he went and had the surgery, the only real way to grow a penis, went through all that and posted the before and after pics - barely noticeable, to him when he first got it he said he was very happy - guarantee u that wore off fast.

if there was a real way to significantly grow your weiner there would be clinics all over the place run by real doctors - not just ads on the Net and informercials for bogus pills.

Reagan deregulated the FDA years ago, it opened the doors for people to sell practically anything aimed at people's inadequcies.
I'm pretty sure the human penis doesn't have actual bone in it...some animal cocks do.
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:21 PM   #15
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Be sure and post before and after pics if you do this. I am sure interested in seeing the results.
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:21 PM   #16
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just like those African women who stretch their lips and shit, skin, muscle can be stretched - but the penis has a bone in it - u can't stretch a bone - i guess u can have a bit longer flaccid penis if u do that for a long time. there's a very successful guy in this biz, owns the Wetlands, he went and had the surgery, the only real way to grow a penis, went through all that and posted the before and after pics - barely noticeable, to him when he first got it he said he was very happy - guarantee u that wore off fast.

if there was a real way to significantly grow your weiner there would be clinics all over the place run by real doctors - not just ads on the Net and informercials for bogus pills.

Reagan deregulated the FDA years ago, it opened the doors for people to sell practically anything aimed at people's inadequcies.
theres a bone in your penis ?
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Old 11-14-2004, 03:21 PM   #17
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Give it a try and let us know what happens. But for god sake. we DO NOT need photo evidence. Unless it is a photo of you standing on one side of the room, and the girl laying on the other and you pounding her from there.


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Old 11-14-2004, 04:49 PM   #18
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The penis has no bone


and


smoking weed makes the cock (a bit) bigger
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Old 11-14-2004, 05:25 PM   #19
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Stretching the dick is very eazy..

it also does take alot of effort.

The weight thing is ok, just keep the weight low. like 10lb max imo.

The other part of it includes a healthy diet and a ton of stretching, bulging, grasping work. 30 min in the morning, 30 at night; rock hard slow difficult work. It does infact work though. I dont suggest doing a lazy job for just awhile as the cells may become hardened and will make it harder to ever do it efectively without alot of pain. Imo, if someone is serious about it, they need to stick to the routine for a couple years daily to avoid letting the penis cells think they can stop, heal, and set the shape in stone.

It does work.. take a tooon of effort

And 30 minutes of hard penis rolfing isnt very easy I guarantee it. then there is the tendancy to masterbate

In two years, and normal man grasping his penis every day should realize that it is unimportant anyway. However if someone is set on size. ook, bye
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:03 PM   #20
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Strats is right, there are ways, its extremely time consuming though, and yes, "hanging" is one of MANY methods. There is a whole community about proven methods out there.
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:05 PM   #21
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Thats a great idea, I'm going to try that right now.
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:07 PM   #22
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Some of you really think that penis has a bone?!

Oh God please forgive them..
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:10 PM   #23
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:11 PM   #24
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:13 PM   #25
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Even if you strech the skin around your penis it will not make it bigger..

What the fuck were you doing during your high school biology classes?

The penis has small cavities that are filled with blood. That's how you get an erection. You can't get bigger cavities, you can't strech your cavities. Pills will not make bigger cavities...

And not, the penis is not a muscle.

Those stretching exercices might damage your penis, the inside of your penis.. And you don't want that..
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Old 11-14-2004, 06:18 PM   #26
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Stop immediately if you experience numbness, pain, excessive cold, excessive discoloration. When I get it right, I can hang 15 pounds for 15 minutes with no discoloration.
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The real danger from hanging weights is cutting off circulation and risking permanent tissue damage. You could end up with a bigger albeit damaged dick.... I love those "Jelq" sites. The have thousands of people tugging on their wankers for an hour a day (not counting masterbation time).
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