In a pinch, what can I use as a bottle opener?

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  • Clicky_Bucks
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2004
    • 746

    #1

    In a pinch, what can I use as a bottle opener?

    Getting ready to go out and need to drink a few pre-flight Coronas. Can't find the bottle opener.

    What can I use out of ordinary household items?
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  • Sly
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    • Sep 2004
    • 31377

    #2
    The asshole. Built in can opener. Even adds extra flavor.
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    • .:St Ides:.
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 4857

      #3
      You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off

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      • Sosa
        In Tushy Land
        • Oct 2002
        • 40149

        #4
        Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
        You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off

        Just don't hurt your hand

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089

          #5
          Ice pick

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          • Steen2
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2004
            • 7662

            #6
            mouth but be caaaaaaaareful
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            • volante
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 2940

              #7
              Originally posted by Steen2
              mouth but be caaaaaaaareful
              This is why us beer loving Brits have fucked up teeth

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              • Drake
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                • Mar 2003
                • 12508

                #8
                Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
                You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off
                Bingo

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                • Jeff aka NIGHTfall
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 5162

                  #9
                  i use my lighter

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                  • WickedVenus
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 3877

                    #10
                    Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
                    You can use a lighter, or just put the edge of the cap onto a counter top and slam down, it will pop right off
                    you said it before me. Those are the options I usually use!
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                    • Aquarius
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 4754

                      #11
                      A lighter is the best choice...

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                      • xclusive
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 35218

                        #12
                        just pop it off with your hands first wrap it in a towel to protect your hand and then yank it off...Might as well use those muscles that you have built up after years of masturbating...

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                        • SuckOnThis
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 6844

                          #13
                          You sure you're old enough to drink?

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                          • Morgan
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • May 2002
                            • 10520

                            #14
                            lighter, keys, cell phone, camera, table, chair, teeth, etc..
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                            • Illicit
                              wtf ?
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 11895

                              #15
                              use your teeth... uless you dont have any ?
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                              • beemk
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                                • Jan 2002
                                • 20829

                                #16
                                lighter or anything similiar. dont do the counter top option unless you want to fuck up your counter. i've fucked up a few hotel room tables doing it from taking chunks of wood off the edge.
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                                • Jakke PNG
                                  ex-TeenGodFather
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 20306

                                  #17
                                  Anything harder than a matchbox.
                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                  • Richard - Triplexcash
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 915

                                    #18
                                    The crazy Dutch Cock Nick taught me the lighter.

                                    The best method I found was one my Thai girlfriend showed me, use the door jamb where the door knob connects, better than a church key!
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                                    • VeriSexy
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                                      • Apr 2002
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                                      #19
                                      I thought most beer had twist off caps, I do it with my bare hands
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                                      • Babagirls
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                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 18812

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
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                                        • mardigras
                                          Bon temps!
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 14194

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by VeriSexy
                                          I thought most beer had twist off caps, I do it with my bare hands
                                          Heineken and Corona don't.

                                          I do the lighter thing when I can't find a bottle opener. I keep expecting to bust a lighter one of these days.
                                          .

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                                          • Project-Shadow
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2003
                                            • 7340

                                            #22
                                            Keys!

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                                            • pussyluver
                                              Clueless OleMan
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 11009

                                              #23
                                              Over the years, the door jam works most of the time.

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                                              • Fred Quimby
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 5430

                                                #24
                                                You shouldn't be drinking

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