Ever get your penis stuck in vacuum cleaner?

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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    Ever get your penis stuck in vacuum cleaner?

    Mr izzz just called me, seems he is stuck.

    Anybody have advice?
  • Manowar
    jellyfish  
    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    "3. Don't masturbate with a vacuum cleaner. Many guys, in an attempt to simulate the suction action of oral sex, play around with a vacuum cleaner hose. For the same reasons as #2, this is a bad idea. Anything that creates more suction than a human mouth can injure you."

    http://www.jackinworld.com/library/safety.html

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    • C_U_Next_Tuesday
      WW4L
      • Oct 2002
      • 10581

      #3
      have to break the vacuum lock... stick finger in beside Penis and give it a little jerk

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      • skyechase
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 510

        #4
        Your kidding right? Tell him to turn off the vacuum. And can't say I've used one because for me it'll only be clit stimulation but I just had to check out the thread. lol


        Skye
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        • directfiesta
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2002
          • 30137

          #5
          No, opening too small
          I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

          But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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          • NoCarrier
            We need more free porn
            • Mar 2002
            • 16356

            #6
            Originally posted by juicylinks
            Mr izzz just called me, seems he is stuck.

            Anybody have advice?
            Tell him not to resist and let the vacuum cleaner suck his whole body in.

            Somebody will have change the bag one day.

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            • juicylinks
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              Originally posted by skyechase
              Your kidding right? Tell him to turn off the vacuum. And can't say I've used one because for me it'll only be clit stimulation but I just had to check out the thread. lol
              Izzz is a kinky fuck , look waht he did to my dog Rufus when i had him babysit it
              I had to take Rufus to a doggy shrink after that

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              • juicylinks
                So Fucking Banned
                • Apr 2001
                • 122992

                #8
                Originally posted by NoCarrier
                Tell him not to resist and let the vacuum cleaner suck his whole body in.

                Somebody will have change the bag one day.

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                • mookienow
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 987

                  #9
                  Does a flo-bee count?

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                  • juicylinks
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    Originally posted by mookienow
                    Does a flo-bee count?



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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141

                      #11
                      No, I used enough lube. Thanks for asking.
                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                      • Rob
                        I'm a great bowler.
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 13310

                        #12
                        Tell him to switch it from suck to blow!

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                        • juicylinks
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992

                          #13

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                          • Love Brokers
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 1699

                            #14
                            Originally posted by juicylinks
                            Mr izzz just called me, seems he is stuck.

                            Anybody have advice?
                            You sure post some stupid fucking questions!!!!!!!!!!!!
                            Content Junky
                            www.contentjunky.com
                            ICQ: 135173372

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                            • skyechase
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 510

                              #15
                              Originally posted by HighOnAcid
                              Tell him to switch it from suck to blow!
                              lol


                              Skye
                              [email protected]
                              ICQ: 246300603

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                              • Fletch XXX
                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 60840

                                #16

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                                • RoUgH AiR
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2003
                                  • 366

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                  I'd hit it

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                                  • clueless
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Nov 2004
                                    • 128

                                    #18
                                    nope, coz i don't have one - or both for that matter. Niether do i know of someone who had the same problem.

                                    Advice? depends w/c matters most. I assume it would be the penis. Well then destroy the vacuum, if not try disamble it.
                                    SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                                    • chiefdrty
                                      Registered User
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 36

                                      #19
                                      let it take its course one will tire sooner or later

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                                      • WickedVenus
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 3877

                                        #20
                                        Trun off the vacumm cleaner and pull really hard. if he still cant get it out, then use lube
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