I need to get Chandie loaded and take advantage of her in Vegas.

A Chandie and Honez sammich

I've been hearing rumors for months that Brad is flaming. This confirms the chatter!

:1orglaugh
No doubt. I feel sorry for you.

Make them sign a contract that they will sleep with you pending you buy dinner. Rookie.

Elli, how long until you notarize and return that contract I sent you?

Manny, Manny, Manny. Women don't all have "issues"
and we certainly aren't all "the same". Oh, and buying
a girl a burger is hardly "spending money".:1orglaugh

Btw, for all who didn't quite "get" the joke...he's kidding.

FAKE DRAMA.

Brad, I can't believe these people don't see through
you by now. You got 'em fooled. Nice work! :thumbsup

next time buy her a lapdance.. works like charm...

better yet.. give her a lapdance ;)

I've got one word for you.






"Jager"

I was trying to give her a dance in florida but some AZN was cockblocking

its on now

A contract and a burger.
That practically GUARANTEES sex.

I was kidding? That's news to me snugglebear.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

oh, sweet memories.




I am still in counseling because of that night. :helpme

Oh lord NO! Evil! Evil!

I was trying to slip you ruffies.. but then shok drank your drink... oh the things I have to settle for ....

Don't worry, Hone. There will be plenty
of "evil" at your party.

And you can bet it will be a "Thriller" night. :winkwink:

OH! That explains everything.

He was DEFINITELY giving you "the eye".
Glad it worked out for you. :winkwink:


Btw, where's Poppy?

Where's Greg?

they have melded into 1.....Groppy the party animal

If you suspect someone is a tease, kill her right away no questions asked. That's the only feasible solution towards a globally coherent gene pool... :conehead

Guess you just aren't a deal closer bro. Talk to me next time I see you i will show you some tricks of the trade.

Great. I can see that thread already. Just please shoot me if I start talking about lopping off my nose, ok?

Do I see a consulting gig and future
Webmaster Access panel in your future?

that what bitches do :)

We live a little too far away for me to apply. can I apply to Jman as your proxy? :winkwink:

Ok Guys Help me.

I am going back and forth and BradM is heart broken. Poor guy...

What he does'nt know is that Chandie been asking me all kinds of question about BradM this morning ???

How is he, does he have money, Is he experienced with women ???

I don't know what to say, BradM is a sweet kid really nice and actually has pretty soft skin, I think you should go for it Chandie just for experience purposes.

I have kept him next to me for several months in BC, nothing like a lill 20 year old hanging around to bring a smile to ones face :winkwink:

Panel???

I think that would be a solo Speaker thing.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm going to hurt you AND Brad. You guys are KILLING my
chances of getting a date anytime in the near future.

Chandie DATE me
You know I am no Fred Flintstone.....

But I can make YOUR BEDROCK!!!

:1orglaugh

Isn't 20 too old for you these days?

Holy shit Jman that was fall on the floor funny. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This thread is fucking great. :1orglaugh

Classic, KB! hahaha


And no, you are a little confused.
You see, I prefer mine be able to go INSIDE the
bar with me. Leaving them outside to wait
for me is just not as much fun. :winkwink:

Sounds straight up like you got turned down

Oh Well better luck next time. :winkwink:

Ding ding ding ding! We have a winner!

Hey all you get back to work!

KB, you actually know the word *date*? :1orglaugh

You better be coming to my party.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I was floored by that myself.

And he called ME out on 20 year olds?

"Hello pot? Kettle calling"

I think this is one of the best threads I've manipulated... EVER.

Thinking about Brad dating Chandie gives me a good idea for a paysite.

Now what would I call it, hmmm....

Milf hunter?
SHIT it's taken. What about... creepydating.com
Or maybe... www.thatwouldbeweird.com