A tech joke from a friend. - GoFuckYourself.com

pornguy · 11-10-2004, 07:39 PM

Hope no one has posted this one yet.

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications
such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing
3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
______________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to
delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook
It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only
way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

Pornweaver · 11-10-2004, 07:42 PM

doober · 11-10-2004, 07:44 PM

insert timeline pic here....

The Heron · 11-10-2004, 07:45 PM

Insert timeline pic

Gheenz · 11-10-2004, 07:47 PM

Yes, yes timeline pic...but it's still a great joke...got me laughing again

doober · 11-10-2004, 07:47 PM

ya it is quite funny lol

digifan · 11-10-2004, 08:20 PM

myjah · 11-10-2004, 08:31 PM

hilarious! thanks, I'll be sure to pass this along.

BitterPen · 11-10-2004, 08:42 PM

Might be old, but it's still funny!

pxxx · 11-10-2004, 08:46 PM

Thanks for the laugh, i sure needed it.

reynold · 11-11-2004, 02:49 PM

here's a tech joke. how many does ipentium chips it take to change a lightbulbs?

reynold · 11-11-2004, 02:50 PM

exactly 1.99855866543 but 2 is close enough

pornguy · 11-11-2004, 03:13 PM

Funny one. A little short on the mumbers but funny.

Manowar · 11-11-2004, 03:58 PM

11-10-2004, 07:39 PM	#1
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	A tech joke from a friend. Hope no one has posted this one yet. Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ______________________________________ REPLY: Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

11-10-2004, 07:47 PM	#5
Gheenz Here's Your Sign Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: MT, USA Posts: 2,410	Yes, yes timeline pic...but it's still a great joke...got me laughing again __________________ Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

11-10-2004, 08:20 PM	#7
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11-10-2004, 08:31 PM	#8
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	hilarious! thanks, I'll be sure to pass this along. __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

11-10-2004, 08:42 PM	#9
BitterPen Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: TN Posts: 1,926	Might be old, but it's still funny! __________________

11-10-2004, 07:42 PM	#2
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11-10-2004, 07:44 PM	#3
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	insert timeline pic here....

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The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	Insert timeline pic

11-10-2004, 08:46 PM	#10
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Thanks for the laugh, i sure needed it.

11-11-2004, 02:49 PM	#11
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	here's a tech joke. how many does ipentium chips it take to change a lightbulbs?

11-11-2004, 02:50 PM	#12
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	exactly 1.99855866543 but 2 is close enough

11-11-2004, 03:13 PM	#13
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Funny one. A little short on the mumbers but funny. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

11-11-2004, 03:58 PM	#14
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