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  • beemk
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    • Jan 2002
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    #1

    Ever get a check with a porn-type name on it?

    i just went to the bank today, i deposit several checks at a time so i barely look at them. the teller said she had to go check the check out because it looked funny.

    she comes back out after 5 minutes and tells me i have to put a 5 day hold on my pussycash check because it looked funny and there was no decimals or zeros. i look down at the check and it has 'pussycash.com' imprinted across the back of the check backwards in huge letters. i think the ink on their flyer may not have been dry when they put them together and it wore off on the check.
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  • mookienow
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    • Jul 2004
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    #2

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    • SmutGiant
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      • Oct 2003
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      #3
      haha oh shit

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      • detoxed
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        • Jan 2003
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        #4
        hahah

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        • johnny1
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          • Jun 2002
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          #5
          Originally posted by beemk
          i just went to the bank today, i deposit several checks at a time so i barely look at them. the teller said she had to go check the check out because it looked funny.

          she comes back out after 5 minutes and tells me i have to put a 5 day hold on my pussycash check because it looked funny and there was no decimals or zeros. i look down at the check and it has 'pussycash.com' imprinted across the back of the check backwards in huge letters. i think the ink on their flyer may not have been dry when they put them together and it wore off on the check.

          I think bang bros issued checks with porn related text on them awhile ago. but no problems depositing.
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          • TheJimmy
            ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
            • Jan 2001
            • 10747

            #6
            shocking that sponsors still do shit like that...

            thought most would have the sense to put

            my boring ass company name, ltd or the like
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            • Gynecologist
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              • Sep 2004
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              #7
              Pussy is used as currency so often that I would think you could put that in the bank with out a problem.

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              • clickhappy
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                • Mar 2004
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                #8
                Originally posted by beemk

                she comes back out after 5 minutes and tells me i have to put a 5 day hold on my pussycash check because it looked funny and there was no decimals or zeros. i look down at the check and it has 'pussycash.com' imprinted across the back of the check backwards in huge letters.
                The 5 minutes was probably so they could pass that check around to employees and they could all laugh.

                I hate that. Some of us need to show those checks as proof of income when we go in for a loan or a mortgage, whatever. and we dont need the whole community to know what we're doing.
                I loved it when ARS used to do direct deposits

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                • Shoehorn!
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                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22872

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gynecologist
                  Pussy is used as currency so often that I would think you could put that in the bank with out a problem.

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                  • Gynecologist
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                    • Sep 2004
                    • 2184

                    #10
                    Ever get lazy and let your checks pile up for a few months and then take them all in before the expiration date?

                    I have and the tellers tend to freak out a bit.

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                    • TheJimmy
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                      • Jan 2001
                      • 10747

                      #11
                      Originally posted by clickhappy
                      The 5 minutes was probably so they could pass that check around to employees and they could all laugh.

                      I hate that. Some of us need to show those checks as proof of income when we go in for a loan or a mortgage, whatever. and we dont need the whole community to know what we're doing.
                      I loved it when ARS used to do direct deposits


                      shit reminds me of when my accountant got a kick out of 'raw like sushi' checks from years ago...

                      he thought that was a cute name...


                      def better than 'ass to mouth cash' checks or the like
                      Last edited by TheJimmy; 11-10-2004, 03:47 PM.
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                      • SureFire
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                        • Jan 2003
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                        #12
                        Never had a problem with any checks but a few times I opted to use the ATM for deposits.

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                        • beemk
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by clickhappy
                          The 5 minutes was probably so they could pass that check around to employees and they could all laugh.

                          I hate that. Some of us need to show those checks as proof of income when we go in for a loan or a mortgage, whatever. and we dont need the whole community to know what we're doing.
                          I loved it when ARS used to do direct deposits
                          yeah i could give a shit less. they can laugh all they want, but i'm sure not only do my checks have porn names on it, but also a few more zeros than theirs.
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                          • JizzyVidsDotCom
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Nov 2004
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                            #14
                            Would you cash a check with the name.
                            piss and shit all over my face INC ?

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                            • Doctor Dre
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                              • Jan 2001
                              • 51692

                              #15
                              ROFL ... wtf

                              I've had weird looks with stiffy cash checks
                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                              • shermo

                                #16
                                I had the same thing hapen once when College Fuck Fest enclosed a flier in with their check. Gotta love porn related imprints!

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                                • AdultNex
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                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 8985

                                  #17
                                  I've had lots of weird looks as well considering my young age.

                                  It's pretty embarassing to say the least.

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                                  • Meloman
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                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 1540

                                    #18
                                    I was depositing some fat Vivid Cash (Vivid Entertainment) & Flynt Digital checks a few weeks ago. The bank teller finally realized what kind of internet companies these were (because of the popular brand names) and thought it was cool. Next thing you know she's hitting on me and asking if I can take her to some Vivid, Huslter & Playboy parties, LOL.

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                                    • Mike Okitch
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                                      • May 2004
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by JizzyVidsDotCom
                                      Would you cash a check with the name.
                                      piss and shit all over my face INC ?
                                      My bank has been pissing and shitting all over my face so I see no reason why not.
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                                      • fuzebox
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                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 22352

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by beemk
                                        i look down at the check and it has 'pussycash.com' imprinted across the back of the check backwards in huge letters. i think the ink on their flyer may not have been dry when they put them together and it wore off on the check.
                                        Same thing with mine! I just deposited it yesterday in a stack with 8 other cheques, so I don't think my teller noticed.

                                        When I clicked this thread title I was getting ready to tell the story of the pussycash newsletter bleeding all over my cheque, and it turns out that was your problem too.

                                        Too funny.

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                                        • dcortez
                                          DINO CORTEZâ„¢
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 2145

                                          #21
                                          That sounds pretty amateur.

                                          I could not even recognize some of my sponsors because of how discretely they named the companies they put on the checks.

                                          I hope that (mainstream) embarrassing title sponsor checks are in minority - if not a rare exception.

                                          -Dino

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                                          • BIGTYMER
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                                            • Nov 2004
                                            • 17066

                                            #22
                                            Does legandarylars.com count?

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                                            • The Heron
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                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 4496

                                              #23
                                              I prefer my checks to have porn names on them, then I can figure out who is paying me! I don't give a shit what tellers think, I make more than them anyhow.

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                                              • kane
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                                                • Aug 2001
                                                • 20684

                                                #24
                                                I once took an AFF check to my bank ( along with many others ) and deposited it. A couple days later I get a letter from the bank telling me that they had to put a hold on one check ( the AFF check ) because they had good reason to belive it was not good. So I went down there and asked them what was up, thinking maybe they knew something I didn't. The teller gets the manager, the manager pulls me aside and tells me that they held it because it comes from a " adult business" and these type of businesses are a high risk to bounce a check. At the time I had been with AFF almost 2 years and had never had a problem. I tell the manager that 90% of the checks I bring in here are from adult companies and none of them has ever bounced. I asked him if I brought in a check from Amazon.com would he question it? He said " no " so I say " you know that amazon has never made a profit? Chances are thier check will bounce before this one."

                                                Long story short they did this to me again about a week later and I got the hint, they didn't want my porn money. So I went down and closed out the both my checking and savings accounts. the funny thing is this was a couple years ago and I had been saving to buy a house so my savings account was pretty fat. All of sudden when I withdrawl all my money he wants to be my friend. Fuck him.

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                                                • cosis
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                                                  • Aug 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  only happened once with me- my first stiffycash check

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                                                  • FatBird
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                                                    • Apr 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    I loved the looks that the RawLikeSushi checks used to get.

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                                                    • WickedVenus
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                                                      • Aug 2004
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                                                      #27
                                                      Very Funny!!! Actually My Mother in law had one with a name similar to that and she had problems with it.
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                                                      • xenigo
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                                                        • Jan 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        The teller I deal with doesn't know where my money comes from, but she thinks I'm completely insane when I hand it to her. She looks at it a couple times, her eyeballs pop out of her head, and she says "Wow Noah, good job!" LOL

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                                                        • myjah
                                                          Back in the harbor
                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                          • 11482

                                                          #29
                                                          No, and I'm so glad cause my bank makes a federal case out of everything.
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                                                          • Persius
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                                                            • Jul 2003
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Meloman
                                                            I was depositing some fat Vivid Cash (Vivid Entertainment) & Flynt Digital checks a few weeks ago. The bank teller finally realized what kind of internet companies these were (because of the popular brand names) and thought it was cool. Next thing you know she's hitting on me and asking if I can take her to some Vivid, Huslter & Playboy parties, LOL.
                                                            did you hit it.. if you didnt omg!

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                                                            • Evil1
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                                                              • Mar 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              just last week I met the mailman halfway im my yard. He was acting weird.. I thought he had to take a shit. He hands me the mail, we walk away from each other, i look down and right on top in big ass bold letters was a letter from a CC company addressed to "PORNLINX". A fucking domain that I havnt owned since 1998.

                                                              I then realize he didnt need to take a shit, he was trying not to laugh.

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                                                              • Wiggles
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                                                                • May 2004
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                                                                #32
                                                                haha thats hilarious, i used to get funny looks with checks from Xpics back in the day, but now all my sponsors have mainstream names.
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                                                                • nmcog
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                                                                  • Sep 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  now that is hilarious

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                                                                  • Slick
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                                                                    • Feb 2001
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I never had any real obvious names on my checks like that. The worst one I think was "Raw Like Suishi" from a while back, which one girl did look at it and ask what kind of place that's from, then she guessed that it was a restaurant, so I went along with it and said that we sold some supplies to a Chinesse restaurant, ha ha ha.

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                                                                    • David!
                                                                      By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 6501

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I had weird looks when I deposited checks from pink4free and gay4free
                                                                      .

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                                                                      • dirtysouth
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                                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                                        • 2613

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Kingpins
                                                                        Does legandarylars.com count?
                                                                        Deposited one today and noticed that.
                                                                        no sig

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                                                                        • fatal attraction
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                                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by beemk
                                                                          i just went to the bank today, i deposit several checks at a time so i barely look at them. the teller said she had to go check the check out because it looked funny.

                                                                          she comes back out after 5 minutes and tells me i have to put a 5 day hold on my pussycash check because it looked funny and there was no decimals or zeros. i look down at the check and it has 'pussycash.com' imprinted across the back of the check backwards in huge letters. i think the ink on their flyer may not have been dry when they put them together and it wore off on the check.
                                                                          knowing you....I'm glad you didn't make a scene!!!!

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                                                                          • xlogger
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                                                                            • Jul 2004
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            I dont give a shit what my bank thinks, i told them its porn $. They dont seem to give a shit. Rofl the manager just told me i was too young to make porn sites ...(im 19)

                                                                            I mean can banks close my account because i run porn sites?? Its legit $, so whats the problem.

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                                                                            • BIGTYMER
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                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                              • 17066

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by dirtysouth
                                                                              Deposited one today and noticed that.
                                                                              They're nice looking big checks too.

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                                                                              • evildick

                                                                                #40
                                                                                I think I remember TripleXCash having their name on their checks at one time. They changed it now though, thankfully.

                                                                                Also had one once from "United Pimps". That got me a funny look. Glad I didn't have to explain that one.

                                                                                The worst for me is when they print my affiliate ID on the checks, because I almost always use "evildick".

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                                                                                • evildick

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by xlogger
                                                                                  I dont give a shit what my bank thinks, i told them its porn $. They dont seem to give a shit. Rofl the manager just told me i was too young to make porn sites ...(im 19)

                                                                                  I mean can banks close my account because i run porn sites?? Its legit $, so whats the problem.
                                                                                  There's been some people on here in the U.S. post that they have been denied service by certain banks because they didn't want to be associated with adult.

                                                                                  I don't know how the banks could get away with that.

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                                                                                  • psyko514
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    TCG checks clearly say Traffic Cash Gold on them, don't they?

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                                                                                    • cosis
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                                                                                      • Aug 2001
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      this is a good reason to use the ATM to deposit checks

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                                                                                      • beemk
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by psyko514
                                                                                        TCG checks clearly say Traffic Cash Gold on them, don't they?
                                                                                        dont they say dellwood holdings on them?
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                                                                                        • Drake
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                                                                                          • Mar 2003
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          LOL, owned by the bank teller ;)

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                                                                                          • Drake
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                                                                                            • Mar 2003
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I wonder if those that push beastiality sponsors run into this problem

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                                                                                            • psyko514
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by beemk
                                                                                              dont they say dellwood holdings on them?
                                                                                              just checked... right above the signature line, it says "TRAFFIC CASH GOLD - VOID AFTER 90 DAYS"

                                                                                              personally, i don't care cause i mail in my checks for deposit. but if i was a bank teller, i'd check it out on google when i had the chance.

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                                                                                              • beemk
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by psyko514

                                                                                                personally, i don't care cause i mail in my checks for deposit. but if i was a bank teller, i'd check it out on google when i had the chance.
                                                                                                i dont care what some dumb bank teller thinks about me. i'm not ashamed of what i do.
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                                                                                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  nice.

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                                                                                                  • Easton
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                                                                                                    • Sep 2002
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    i don't see how a company name on a check would cause a bank any problem, assuming it looks legal... so what if it says "I fucked your Mom" on the check, it's legal tender isn't it?
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