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BastarD · 11-10-2004, 04:48 PM

Hi.

I'm trying to find a fuckin job.
I can do.. anything, I'm an autodidact. Ok anything.. anything but not something with graphic/designing.

I know Debian linux well / other linux distrubutions quite well, so I can be administrator with no problem,
I'm adult webmaster since 1999 but fucking around in local country, so I can be gallery reviewer or anyfuckinthing as well.

I can do any shit job, usually I'm spending about 6-12h/day behind computer so time is no problem.

I'm really hard-working person, just hit me on ICQ# 60616445 if you are wondering if I can do your work.
I'm interested in monthly/weekly earnings.

Why I am posting such things?

So.. My parents are divorced, father
is not paying alimony, and my mom is lonely breeding my 3 y.o. little
brother and she doesn't have any job ;(( I am totally broke, so I can't start with anything big. That's why.
Btw. I'm from Poland and our situation is really totally fucked up.

Looking forward for Your offers dudes.. my bro (most beautifull child U ever seen) will be very happy becouse of better situation in home, if I will find any job.

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Best job I can wish is gallery reviewing.
I can do it every fuckin single day,
no vacations, no christmas or fuckin birthday.
Job is job for me.

If you are not sure about me, you can
hire me for test for few days to check
my powers.
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********************************

If you have any questions or offers,
Hit me
icq: 60616445
email: [email protected]

EddiePulp · 11-10-2004, 04:56 PM

Best advice I can offer you is to get some free hosting from www.404host.com

They will also set you up with a RussianSubmitter account FREE.

Signup to program in my sig, and start building and submitting gay galleries. Gay traffic is awesome, for every 100 or less clicks I send to IntenseCash I'm pulling a sale!

Once you make a bit of money, buy Dreamsubmitter. Build up a niche specific database, submit 1-2times a day.

Then turn your galleries into Free Sites and submit them to GayDemon, JustUsBoys etc.

Juicy D. Links · 11-10-2004, 04:57 PM

you have any coding skills?

BIGTYMER · 11-10-2004, 05:01 PM

Best get your ass donw to McD's!

11-10-2004, 05:03 PM

This is the only biz in which a person can ask for a job while using the word "fuckin" repeatedly.

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
you have any coding skills?

Juicy i'm pretty well coder in esctips, but it's i think totally not usefull for adult business. Fact is that I'm currently working on my own nice project based on php+mysql and I will learn both fast.

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
This is the only biz in which a person can ask for a job while using the word "fuckin" repeatedly.

This is the biz whan any person for example me, 4 years ago earning 10k $/month can now earn NOTHIN becouse of as you said FUCKIN law in country and stupidity of goverment.

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kingpins
Best get your ass donw to McD's!

If you are trying to make me feel bad, try to give me 2 bottles of Jack Daniels.

EddiePulp · 11-10-2004, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BastarD
This is the biz whan any person for example me, 4 years ago earning 10k $/month can now earn NOTHIN becouse of as you said FUCKIN law in country and stupidity of goverment.

I'm sorry, but this biz is easy to get back into.. with a little money(A couple of hundred dollars).

Research a niche, buy some content, make some galleries... submit them. $$$CHA-CHING$$$

I started in this biz a little over a year ago(part-time)... my first month I made $us500.... I'm now clearing $US3k/month.. if things keep going like this, I will be doing a solid $10k/month this time next year.

Just read everything 'knowledgable' you can, take it all in. And implement it.

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EddiePulp
I'm sorry, but this biz is easy to get back into.. with a little money(A couple of hundred dollars).

Research a niche, buy some content, make some galleries... submit them. $$$CHA-CHING$$$

I started in this biz a little over a year ago(part-time)... my first month I made $us500.... I'm now clearing $US3k/month.. if things keep going like this, I will be doing a solid $10k/month this time next year.

Just read everything 'knowledgable' you can, take it all in. And implement it.

Sure dude, but situation in my country and my willingness to stabilization are these, that best opportunity for me now is taking a job, not starting something and waiting year for really good results. I have good project in my mind and I need not big amount of money to start it, and that possibility is best for me now to start all my plans.

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
you have any coding skills?

Primary thing I wish to say is that, if someone has already skills in programming in any language, than that person is programming thinking, so other languages is no problem and takes minimum of time.

Basic thing about me Is that I will never fuck You up in ass, whan I'm working to somebody, I'm working and not combining how to fuck him up.

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 05:41 PM

I'm still waitng for serious gallery reviewer offers.

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 05:45 PM

Just getting out for few more beers, If somebody will try to contact me. Brb in 15 mins.

SureFire · 11-10-2004, 06:10 PM

Making 10k a month a few years back. Three year old brother and mother has to stay home to ?breeding? him. Fuck and shit used all over the place while job seeking. And going out for a beer run.

This must be a joke.

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SureFire
Making 10k a month a few years back. Three year old brother and mother has to stay home to ?breeding? him. Fuck and shit used all over the place while job seeking. And going out for a beer run.

This must be a joke.

What if no ?

SureFire · 11-10-2004, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BastarD
What if no ?

Then good luck

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SureFire
Then good luck

specially for you pic of my bro

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 06:24 PM

And a 1 year old pic of me for you

Btw. Zubr beer is about 0.5 $ in Poland.

andrej_NDC · 11-10-2004, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BastarD
Just getting out for few more beers, If somebody will try to contact me. Brb in 15 mins.

stop drinking and start working!

SureFire · 11-10-2004, 06:41 PM

BastarD,

Cute kid and the pic of you is okay. I just read this post and commented. A little advice, even in this industry while seeking a job, potential employers do not want to see a ?punk? attitude.

Like I said good luck.

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by andrej_NDC
stop drinking and start working!

Quote:

Originally posted by SureFire
BastarD,

Cute kid and the pic of you is okay. I just read this post and commented. A little advice, even in this industry while seeking a job, potential employers do not want to see a ?punk? attitude.

Like I said good luck.

Dudes, I'm From poland, what You are expecting ;-(

If somebody is seeking for a person with my possibilities and is not feeling comfortable with my beers, try me for free.

Poland is fucked up country, in one hand You have drinking person which you can not accept, and in ther other hand well working person doing his/her best.

Napolean · 11-10-2004, 06:55 PM

holy shit its a skinny jack black!!!~!~!!!

if i could afford to hire you i would

andrej_NDC · 11-10-2004, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BastarD
Poland is fucked up country, in one hand You have drinking person which you can not accept, and in ther other hand well working person doing his/her best.

this biz has nothing to do with your country, if you have an internet connection, you can work as all the others do

Just start working on your own projects, if you need fast money, submit some galleries...

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by andrej_NDC
this biz has nothing to do with your country, if you have an internet connection, you can work as all the others do Just start working on your own projects, if you need fast money, submit some galleries...

as I've said I'm not designer and I don't have 'head' to make converting sites, but I can well review them.

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 07:08 PM

roll that shit, smoke that shit...

and a friend of mine after 4 beers and 1 wine...

OWNED!

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 07:25 PM

You guys want more fucked up pics ?

Napolean · 11-10-2004, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BastarD
You guys want more fucked up pics ?

want anyone to take you seriously? =P

JT MONEY · 11-10-2004, 07:45 PM

Shut the fuck up. I will give you the benfit of the doubt though. If your serious hit me up icq 343044748. I have a new site I just set up that needs advertising and have not had the time to do the leg work. Other wise like I said shut the fuck up as you could do this for any site.

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
want anyone to take you seriously? =P

At the beggining I'm sorry for my english.

Maby that's something new to you all, but I'm special. I'm proffesing basis:

Company to make a success can be comparisoned to table. As 99% of tables, every table need to have 4 legs. This same is in business/marketing.

1st leg is company. Company is needed to be well prospering, with many of experience in business in which company is.

2nd leg is product. Product must top/well selling product on market. It needs to have demand and must be something new in industry!

3rd leg are peaople. People in company, all peaople directly being employed to that company, must be special, well-knowing business, experienced persons.

4th leg are affiliates. It is needed to give webmasters good posibilities of earning and well-selling paysites.

And so one of these in 3rd leg is me.

Guest what ? My vision on work and getting job is that :

Some company writes a job offer. There comes 300 educated fools after collage with only paper and no experience. All of these fuckers come on interview and all of them tells this same. Than comes thinking dude. At the beginning of interview he draw bottle of jack daniels and starts to talk about his knowledge. "But dude..." sais boss.. "You are straight from high school.. ".. and than that person tells : "What da fuck has education to knowledge? You wanna have best systems in your corporation try me, come to your laptop I can show You dude my references".

And now what do you think, who will boss remember most ?
(sorry, but my english is not very well, so I can't describe whole situation.)

BastarD · 11-10-2004, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JT MONEY
Shut the fuck up. I will give you the benfit of the doubt though. If your serious hit me up icq 343044748. I have a new site I just set up that needs advertising and have not had the time to do the leg work. Other wise like I said shut the fuck up as you could do this for any site.

As In my last post (leg1) - this person is a bookish example of how to NOT handle AW business. No future in this industry.

EddiePulp · 11-11-2004, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BastarD
As In my last post (leg1) - this person is a bookish example of how to NOT handle AW business. No future in this industry.

STFU!! He has offered you potential work!

V_RocKs · 11-11-2004, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EddiePulp
Best advice I can offer you is to get some free hosting from www.404host.com

They will also set you up with a RussianSubmitter account FREE.

Signup to program in my sig, and start building and submitting gay galleries. Gay traffic is awesome, for every 100 or less clicks I send to IntenseCash I'm pulling a sale!

Once you make a bit of money, buy Dreamsubmitter. Build up a niche specific database, submit 1-2times a day.

Then turn your galleries into Free Sites and submit them to GayDemon, JustUsBoys etc.

Hell yeah.. I started out in this industry promoting gay traffic shit (until I fucking puked) and made enough to buy some server space, some software and make chick tgp's... thank god for women... but yeah.. gay pays...

V_RocKs · 11-11-2004, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
This is the only biz in which a person can ask for a job while using the word "fuckin" repeatedly.

You'd better fucking believe it asshole.. now can I have a job?

V_RocKs · 11-11-2004, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SureFire
BastarD,

Cute kid and the pic of you is okay. I just read this post and commented. A little advice, even in this industry while seeking a job, potential employers do not want to see a ?punk? attitude.

Like I said good luck.

Actually, the more I read, the more I am considering it.

V_RocKs · 11-11-2004, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BastarD
At the beggining I'm sorry for my english.

Maby that's something new to you all, but I'm special. I'm proffesing basis:

Company to make a success can be comparisoned to table. As 99% of tables, every table need to have 4 legs. This same is in business/marketing.

1st leg is company. Company is needed to be well prospering, with many of experience in business in which company is.

2nd leg is product. Product must top/well selling product on market. It needs to have demand and must be something new in industry!

3rd leg are peaople. People in company, all peaople directly being employed to that company, must be special, well-knowing business, experienced persons.

4th leg are affiliates. It is needed to give webmasters good posibilities of earning and well-selling paysites.

And so one of these in 3rd leg is me.

Guest what ? My vision on work and getting job is that :

Some company writes a job offer. There comes 300 educated fools after collage with only paper and no experience. All of these fuckers come on interview and all of them tells this same. Than comes thinking dude. At the beginning of interview he draw bottle of jack daniels and starts to talk about his knowledge. "But dude..." sais boss.. "You are straight from high school.. ".. and than that person tells : "What da fuck has education to knowledge? You wanna have best systems in your corporation try me, come to your laptop I can show You dude my references".

And now what do you think, who will boss remember most ?
(sorry, but my english is not very well, so I can't describe whole situation.)

SHHHHHHHH you had me "at the begining"...

Video-Post · 11-11-2004, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BastarD
Basic thing about me Is that I will never fuck You up in ass, whan I'm working to somebody, I'm working and not combining how to fuck him up.

Video-Post · 11-11-2004, 04:12 AM

Are you looking for work or a gay relationship?

V_RocKs · 11-11-2004, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Video-Post
Are you looking for work or a gay relationship?

Bush is still in the White House. you tell me?

BastarD · 11-11-2004, 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Video-Post
Are you looking for work or a gay relationship?

If You'll try to understand what I was trying to say, you'll know that I'm trying to find a job.

Lykos · 11-11-2004, 07:30 AM

Sorry to hear that bro,hope u get some decent job here!

loverboy · 11-11-2004, 09:00 AM

sad story, you deserve a bump

11-10-2004, 04:48 PM	#1
BastarD Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Very close to that Jack Daniels bottle.. Posts: 6,341	Gallery Reviewer to hire ! Hi. I'm trying to find a fuckin job. I can do.. anything, I'm an autodidact. Ok anything.. anything but not something with graphic/designing. I know Debian linux well / other linux distrubutions quite well, so I can be administrator with no problem, I'm adult webmaster since 1999 but fucking around in local country, so I can be gallery reviewer or anyfuckinthing as well. I can do any shit job, usually I'm spending about 6-12h/day behind computer so time is no problem. I'm really hard-working person, just hit me on ICQ# 60616445 if you are wondering if I can do your work. I'm interested in monthly/weekly earnings. Why I am posting such things? So.. My parents are divorced, father is not paying alimony, and my mom is lonely breeding my 3 y.o. little brother and she doesn't have any job ;(( I am totally broke, so I can't start with anything big. That's why. Btw. I'm from Poland and our situation is really totally fucked up. Looking forward for Your offers dudes.. my bro (most beautifull child U ever seen) will be very happy becouse of better situation in home, if I will find any job. ****************************** **************************** Best job I can wish is gallery reviewing. I can do it every fuckin single day, no vacations, no christmas or fuckin birthday. Job is job for me. If you are not sure about me, you can hire me for test for few days to check my powers. **************************** ****************************** If you have any questions or offers, Hit me icq: 60616445 email: [email protected]

11-10-2004, 04:56 PM	#2
EddiePulp Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Australia iCQ:408018496 Posts: 1,332	Best advice I can offer you is to get some free hosting from www.404host.com They will also set you up with a RussianSubmitter account FREE. Signup to program in my sig, and start building and submitting gay galleries. Gay traffic is awesome, for every 100 or less clicks I send to IntenseCash I'm pulling a sale! Once you make a bit of money, buy Dreamsubmitter. Build up a niche specific database, submit 1-2times a day. Then turn your galleries into Free Sites and submit them to GayDemon, JustUsBoys etc. __________________ I dont need a sig.

11-10-2004, 06:41 PM	#20
SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	BastarD, Cute kid and the pic of you is okay. I just read this post and commented. A little advice, even in this industry while seeking a job, potential employers do not want to see a ?punk? attitude. Like I said good luck. Last edited by SureFire; 11-10-2004 at 06:42 PM..

11-10-2004, 06:55 PM	#22
Napolean Old school Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Kettering, OH Posts: 4,327	holy shit its a skinny jack black!!!~!~!!! if i could afford to hire you i would __________________ Need a programmer? (Desktop/Web Applications) --- Skype: napoleande

11-10-2004, 07:08 PM	#25
BastarD Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Very close to that Jack Daniels bottle.. Posts: 6,341	roll that shit, smoke that shit... and a friend of mine after 4 beers and 1 wine... OWNED! Last edited by BastarD; 11-10-2004 at 07:10 PM..

11-10-2004, 04:57 PM	#3
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	you have any coding skills?

11-10-2004, 05:01 PM	#4
BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Best get your ass donw to McD's!

11-10-2004, 05:03 PM	#5
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	This is the only biz in which a person can ask for a job while using the word "fuckin" repeatedly.

11-10-2004, 05:41 PM	#12
BastarD Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Very close to that Jack Daniels bottle.. Posts: 6,341	I'm still waitng for serious gallery reviewer offers.

11-10-2004, 05:45 PM	#13
BastarD Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Very close to that Jack Daniels bottle.. Posts: 6,341	Just getting out for few more beers, If somebody will try to contact me. Brb in 15 mins.

11-10-2004, 06:10 PM	#14
SureFire Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: internet Posts: 4,398	Making 10k a month a few years back. Three year old brother and mother has to stay home to ?breeding? him. Fuck and shit used all over the place while job seeking. And going out for a beer run. This must be a joke.

11-10-2004, 06:24 PM	#18
BastarD Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Very close to that Jack Daniels bottle.. Posts: 6,341	And a 1 year old pic of me for you Btw. Zubr beer is about 0.5 $ in Poland.

11-10-2004, 07:25 PM	#26
BastarD Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Very close to that Jack Daniels bottle.. Posts: 6,341	You guys want more fucked up pics ?

11-10-2004, 07:45 PM	#28
JT MONEY Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Fl Posts: 1	Shut the fuck up. I will give you the benfit of the doubt though. If your serious hit me up icq 343044748. I have a new site I just set up that needs advertising and have not had the time to do the leg work. Other wise like I said shut the fuck up as you could do this for any site. __________________ SSOJ

11-11-2004, 04:12 AM	#37
Video-Post Selling short ICQ numbers Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NL Posts: 1,118	Are you looking for work or a gay relationship?

11-11-2004, 07:30 AM	#40
Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,027	Sorry to hear that bro,hope u get some decent job here! __________________

11-11-2004, 09:00 AM	#41
loverboy When it rains, it pours Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 20,609	sad story, you deserve a bump