Fuck the South

[dready]

Just found this rant and it totally cracked me up,

http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

And now what do we get? We're the fucking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?

Cause we fucking founded this country, assholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullshit about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the fucking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?

No, No. Get the fuck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and fucking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those fucking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for fucking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their fucking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this shit, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" dickheads. Fuck off.

Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being fucking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so fucking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your fucking bridges, bitch.

All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it?s a shithole," we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.

The next dickwad who says, "It?s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That?s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It?s too easy, asshole, they?re blue states. It?s not your money, assholes, it?s fucking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own fucking stop signs, assholes.

Let?s talk about those values for a fucking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my ass because the blue states got the values over you fucking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping dickwads? Well? Can you guess? It?s fucking Massachusetts, the fucking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that?s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the fucking nation. Think that?s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are fucking blue states, asshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to fucking guess? 10 of the top 10 are fucking red-ass we're-so-fucking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its fucking part.

But two guys making out is going to fucking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little bastards. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we fucking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're fucking towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us fucking Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that, you self-righteous assholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the fucking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, assholes.

Well this gravy train is fucking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullshit and shove it up your ass.

And no, you can't have your fucking convention in New York next time. Fuck off.

[TheLegacy]

we really need you to speak whats on your heart - dont hold back

[GatorB]

States where you can legally marry your 14 year old first cousin should not be able to dictate VALUES to the rest of us.

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by dready
Just found this rant and it totally cracked me up,

http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep.

you have no clue of history do you.

northerners benefitted from slavers and fought for it too.

[dready]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
you have no clue of history do you.

northerners benefitted from slavers and fought for it too.

Hey man, I didn't write it, just got a good laugh out of it.

[pornguy]

Damn you people need to learn to put out cliff noctes when you rattle on.

[TheLegacy]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
you have no clue of history do you.

northerners benefitted from slavers and fought for it too.

does anyone have a time line pic that goes back to the abraham lincoln era?

[Fletch XXX]

also who shot abe? a northerner.

guess they didnt want blacks free either.

and thats a fact, northerners did not want blacks free either ./

[Holly]

As an act of goodwill and to prove that Southerners are nothing like the hate spewed above, I will emancipate three of my slaves today.

[Giorgio_Xo]

This was an excellent rant! Isn't funny that the Blue States are alot wealthier than the Red States, and Red Counties are poorer than Blue Counties.

This is the next evolution in the Republican Party: the schism between corporate metro center Big Business (Free Market Reagan types) and the Religious Right of the Red States (Bible Freaks).

[GatorB]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
also who shot abe? a northerner.

guess they didnt want blacks free either.

and thats a fact, northerners did not want blacks free either ./

Really? Also Booth was a CONFEDERATE sympathizer.

All of the Booth children but one, were born out of wedlock. John Wilkes Booth was born on May 10, 1838 in a log house. The family home was on property near Bel Air, Maryland, twenty-five miles south of the Mason-Dixon line.

[Fletch XXX]

ah i may have been wrong on that one, maybe it was another assassination.

i have been using Dialectics lately and my brain is hurting

http://www.marxists.org/reference/su...ge/adorno1.htm

http://home.igc.org/~venceremos/whatheck.htm

i was listening to Malcolm X speches last night and reading through dialectic s of water and so on, trying to think about using it on assassinations and then came upon this thread

my bad. i was wrong.

maybe im thinking of Huey P Newton and combining the opposites.

[Napolean]

i liked it

[Fletch XXX]

maryland was not a confederate state btw

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confede...tes_of_America

[GatorB]

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
maryland was not a confederate state btw

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confede...tes_of_America

So? Neither was Kentucky, but would you consdier it northern or southern? Anything below the Mason-Dixon line is the SOUTH and Booth was in fact a CONFEDERATE sympathizer.

[blackmonsters]

Originally posted by GatorB
So? Neither was Kentucky, but would you consdier it northern or southern? Anything below the Mason-Dixon line is the SOUTH and Booth was in fact a CONFEDERATE sympathizer.

I was in the South a few years ago and it seemed like every other white person had herpes on their mouth. NO SHIT!
They used to have separate water fountains for blacks and whites there. Blacks should be glad about that one since I saw no blacks with that shit on their mouth.

[TheJimmy]

oh fuck that was some funny shit...

[Peaches]

The biggest problem with the south these days is all the Northerners who have moved here.

[TheJimmy]

Originally posted by Peaches
The biggest problem with the south these days is all the Northerners who have moved here.

we could have used a few M more to have moved south this past election cycle...


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[Mr Dickovitch]

Originally posted by blackmonsters
I was in the South a few years ago and it seemed like every other white person had herpes on their mouth. NO SHIT!
They used to have separate water fountains for blacks and whites there. Blacks should be glad about that one since I saw no blacks with that shit on their mouth.

Yes every single person in the south has herpes on their mouth. Please don't go there or you will get it too, it is dangerous. Please be sure and stay in your area.