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stain · 11-10-2004, 01:33 AM

serious question...
what would you do if you want to end a long term relationship?

Alltopnotch · 11-10-2004, 01:34 AM

act like a straight dick like i do...they love it...actually its probably the worst way cuz they just keep comin back and they love gettin treated like shit...fucken whores...i have no respect for women until i meet a real one...

SlutFinder · 11-10-2004, 01:34 AM

be honest and just tell them straight... its the only way.

SmutGiant · 11-10-2004, 01:35 AM

through e-mail

j/k, i guess the best way is to tell her in person.

SlutFinder · 11-10-2004, 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by Alltopnotch
act like a straight dick like i do...they love it...actually its probably the worst way cuz they just keep comin back and they love gettin treated like shit...fucken whores...i have no respect for women until i meet a real one...

One day you will and your opinion of women will change, i hope so anyway!

SleazyDream · 11-10-2004, 01:36 AM

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Originally posted by SlutFinder
be honest and just tell them straight... its the only way.

i'd agree

GTS Mark · 11-10-2004, 01:36 AM

Fuck her in the ass, wipe your dick on her curtains, then take a dump on her welcome matt on the way out

DH

klik · 11-10-2004, 01:38 AM

just wait.. she'll cheat on you eventually..

they all do.

then you can blame it on her and sleep like a baby

SleazyDream · 11-10-2004, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Fuck her in the ass, wipe your dick on her curtains, then take a dump on her welcome matt on the way out

DH

doesn't that mean you love her?

GTS Mark · 11-10-2004, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
doesn't that mean you love her?

YOU DAMN RIGHT! LOL!

DH

SlutFinder · 11-10-2004, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Fuck her in the ass, wipe your dick on her curtains, then take a dump on her welcome matt on the way out

DH

Jennie · 11-10-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by SlutFinder
be honest and just tell them straight... its the only way.

BEST WAY FOR ME!!!

Holly · 11-10-2004, 01:46 AM

Act like a jackass on purpose, until you push her away.

Holly · 11-10-2004, 01:47 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Fuck her in the ass, wipe your dick on her curtains, then take a dump on her welcome matt on the way out

DH

That would probably do the trick, too.

CraveContent · 11-10-2004, 01:49 AM

Shoot her!

Vitasoy · 11-10-2004, 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by SlutFinder
be honest and just tell them straight... its the only way.

I agree. Tell the person straight up, how you feel. Don't keep draging along.

CraveContent · 11-10-2004, 01:53 AM

Put her down like a Dad did to Sparky when I was 9.

SpikeHeel · 11-10-2004, 02:11 AM

I will tell straight to the point, right away! It will be more hurtful for both of you if you act like you care for each other but you don?t.

bizmak · 11-10-2004, 05:14 AM

cut to the chase and be open with her.

Newton - XXXAmigoz · 11-10-2004, 05:15 AM

Beep, Beep .... your taxi is here babe

Yankee Scum · 11-10-2004, 05:17 AM

kinetic · 11-10-2004, 05:32 AM

tell her you realised that you'r gay

Sarma · 11-10-2004, 05:48 AM

"It's not you, it's me...i'm gay"

The Oracle Porn · 11-10-2004, 05:51 AM

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Originally posted by CraveContent
Put her down like a Dad did to Sparky when I was 9.

Lev · 11-10-2004, 05:53 AM

I usually start slowly ignoring them. Don't pick up the phone when they call or ditch them. They will get the idea eventually. If not, then follow CraveContent's advise and "put her down like a Dad did to Sparky"

Libertine · 11-10-2004, 05:54 AM

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Originally posted by Sarma
"It's not you, it's me...i'm gay"

Or, the alternative:
"It is you... you've turned me gay."

Tricksy · 11-10-2004, 06:04 AM

just be honest and tell why u want to end this relationships.

reynold · 11-10-2004, 07:24 AM

do all the things you love to do for one last time

Za Ha · 11-10-2004, 07:26 AM

fart during a blowjob

karlm · 11-10-2004, 07:27 AM

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Originally posted by Alltopnotch
act like a straight dick like i do...they love it...actually its probably the worst way cuz they just keep comin back and they love gettin treated like shit...fucken whores...i have no respect for women until i meet a real one...

qw12er · 11-10-2004, 07:30 AM

3 simple words - "I" + "am" + "gay"

loverboy · 11-10-2004, 08:13 AM

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Originally posted by Za Ha
fart during a blowjob

haha.. seen a video posted here before on such attempt

Paul Markham · 11-10-2004, 08:18 AM

I just cut off their sex ration and they got the picture.

Just slow down on the relationship and then tell her you've grown apart.

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