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GTS Mark · 11-10-2004, 01:31 AM

Fucking spooky tonite! Lots of crackling and knocks!

I love my house, but goddamn it these big ones sure spook ya out sometimes! Can anyone come over and snuggle me back to bed?

DH

SmutGiant · 11-10-2004, 01:32 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Can anyone come over and snuggle me back to bed?

DH

I'm not gonna fall for that one again!

Vitasoy · 11-10-2004, 01:39 AM

Who do you call? Ghost Busters!

GTS Mark · 11-10-2004, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
Who do you call? Ghost Busters!

Yeah dude, tell me about it! LOL!

DH

Juicy D. Links · 11-10-2004, 01:40 AM

DH

Print this pic out below and hanf it on your door it will scare away all the ghosts

SleazyDream · 11-10-2004, 01:42 AM

you got people there with you - try being in a big place all alone.

i ordered an extra $1000 in security alarm sensors that will be installed tomorrow cause i get wicked creaped out all alone in this big place and i don't want to end up blowing skufty's head off with my shotgun the next time i hear something go bump in the night...

already pumped the thing once late at night thinking it might be someone in the house trying to scare them - turned out it was just the wind.

SlutFinder · 11-10-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
DH

Print this pic out below and hanf it on your door it will scare away all the ghosts

This works! I tried it myself.. scared away some burglars also!

SleazyDream · 11-10-2004, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by SlutFinder
This works! I tried it myself.. scared away some burglars also!

it might attract tons of women though.....

Marcus Aurelius · 11-10-2004, 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by SlutFinder
This works! I tried it myself.. scared away some burglars also!

I printed it, hung it on my door, and an hour later I had 3 trannys stalking my front porch like night of the living dead. I put out a pic of IZZZ and they went away.

SlutFinder · 11-10-2004, 01:45 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
I printed it, hung it on my door, and an hour later I had 3 trannys stalking my front porch like night of the living dead. I put out a pic of IZZZ and they went away.

LOL!!

GTS Mark · 11-10-2004, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
you got people there with you - try being in a big place all alone.

i ordered an extra $1000 in security alarm sensors that will be installed tomorrow cause i get wicked creaped out all alone in this big place and i don't want to end up blowing skufty's head off with my shotgun the next time i hear something go bump in the night...

already pumped the thing once late at night thinking it might be someone in the house trying to scare them - turned out it was just the wind.

Remind me never to come visit you at night! LOL!

DH

Semi-Retired-Dave · 11-10-2004, 01:47 AM

You may have rats of something in the Attic.
Might want to get it checked out.

GTS Mark · 11-10-2004, 01:50 AM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
You may have rats of something in the Attic.
Might want to get it checked out.

You trying to say I live in a shitty rat house Dave

DH

SpikeHeel · 11-10-2004, 02:04 AM

I?ll amen to juicy picture that will surely scare those ghosts away!

xenigo · 11-10-2004, 02:07 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
you got people there with you - try being in a big place all alone.

i ordered an extra $1000 in security alarm sensors that will be installed tomorrow cause i get wicked creaped out all alone in this big place and i don't want to end up blowing skufty's head off with my shotgun the next time i hear something go bump in the night...

already pumped the thing once late at night thinking it might be someone in the house trying to scare them - turned out it was just the wind.

Lay off the drugs, man.

Nylz · 11-10-2004, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
DH

Print this pic out below and hanf it on your door it will scare away all the ghosts

DH

Don't listen to juicy, you know I'm sexier:

I'll snuggle you back to bed sweetie

WarChild · 11-10-2004, 02:17 AM

I hope the gimp didn't get lose again.

WarChild · 11-10-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
you got people there with you - try being in a big place all alone.

i ordered an extra $1000 in security alarm sensors that will be installed tomorrow cause i get wicked creaped out all alone in this big place and i don't want to end up blowing skufty's head off with my shotgun the next time i hear something go bump in the night...

already pumped the thing once late at night thinking it might be someone in the house trying to scare them - turned out it was just the wind.

Yikes. Ever heard of Federal gun laws? You shoot somebody with that there gun of yours, you're in for a world of hurt yourself. This is not the US, you have no right to bare arms.

GTS Mark · 11-10-2004, 02:18 AM

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Originally posted by WarChild
I hope the gimp didn't get lose again.

Are you visiting Ontario again? LOL!

DH

WarChild · 11-10-2004, 02:20 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Are you visiting Ontario again? LOL!

DH

Last time the leather bondage suit didn't fit and I told you flat out I'm not coming back until you get a new one. It was kind of sticky too and being as it's too small, I just can't wear it.

Video-Post · 11-10-2004, 04:35 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i ordered an extra $1000 in security alarm sensors that will be installed tomorrow cause i get wicked creaped out all alone in this big place and i don't want to end up blowing skufty's head off with my shotgun the next time i hear something go bump in the night...

Doesn't Skufty set off the alarm? I have to lock my cat into the bathroom when I leave at night and set the alarm

fr33s3x · 11-10-2004, 04:40 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
DH

Print this pic out below and hanf it on your door it will scare away all the ghosts

thanks

GoLiaT · 11-10-2004, 05:00 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Fucking spooky tonite! Lots of crackling and knocks!

I love my house, but goddamn it these big ones sure spook ya out sometimes! Can anyone come over and snuggle me back to bed?

DH

buy two dogs man
one dobermann and one rhodesian ridgeback (used in South Africa to hunt lions)
beats any alarm in the world

flashfire · 11-10-2004, 05:00 AM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
Who do you call? Ghost Busters!

get Egon on the case

Rebel D · 11-10-2004, 06:10 AM

DH Gets Scared Watching Cartoons. Don;t worry DH the big bad Sounds won;t hurt you. Its Probally Magnus sneaking in for a Beer.

gangbangjoe · 11-10-2004, 06:36 AM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy
Who do you call? Ghost Busters!

Nylz · 11-10-2004, 06:38 AM

DH

is your house farting as well?

KRL · 11-10-2004, 07:00 AM

One of the down sides to living in a big house are noises and the feeling that someone could be hiding and you won't know it right away.

Best thing is to have guard dogs inside and outside your property.

Down side to the dogs is when they start barking at 3 AM you wake up instantly and run for your shotgun like a paranoid fuck.

Best thing is lock your bedroom door. Have one dog inside the bedroom with you, one outside the door and then one or two on duty patrolling your fenced and secured yard during the night.

For an intruder to get by all three without being detected is virtually impossible at that point.

reynold · 11-10-2004, 07:14 AM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Fucking spooky tonite! Lots of crackling and knocks!

I love my house, but goddamn it these big ones sure spook ya out sometimes! Can anyone come over and snuggle me back to bed?

DH

either your house is haunted or you have really big rats.

Herb Kornfield · 11-10-2004, 07:22 AM

Dogs are the best to have for a larger house. They know every scent and creak in the place better than you ever will, plus they know every routine in the house.

My dog was barking at the steps downstairs one night and wouldnt stop.... turned out I had a hot water heater drop its bottom out and water was pouring all the over the place without her barking I'd slept for hours not knowing this.

Dogs are also excellent with kids and amusing to have around the office.

loverboy · 11-10-2004, 07:34 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
DH

Print this pic out below and hanf it on your door it will scare away all the ghosts

that will surely blow them away

Spunky · 11-10-2004, 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
DH

Print this pic out below and hanf it on your door it will scare away all the ghosts

It will attract all the fags ...don't do it!

Peaches · 11-10-2004, 07:58 AM

It's just settling, you big baby

When you want noises, try living out in the woods with a tin roof. Between the acorns falling, the roof popping in the sun after a hard rain, the squirrels running across the roof in the middle of the night, the coyotes, owls and cicadas making noises, and the wind blowing branches onto the house, it's amazing I can hear myself think

Head · 11-10-2004, 08:25 AM

do Do DO do, do Do DO do....

Indeed · 11-10-2004, 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by KRL

Best thing is lock your bedroom door. Have one dog inside the bedroom with you, one outside the door and then one or two on duty patrolling your fenced and secured yard during the night.

For an intruder to get by all three without being detected is virtually impossible at that point.

Ok but don't you think its a bit too extreme?

ATL_Ryan · 11-10-2004, 09:00 AM

Whatever you do. Don't eat the poop.

11-10-2004, 01:31 AM	#1
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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	Dogs are the best to have for a larger house. They know every scent and creak in the place better than you ever will, plus they know every routine in the house. My dog was barking at the steps downstairs one night and wouldnt stop.... turned out I had a hot water heater drop its bottom out and water was pouring all the over the place without her barking I'd slept for hours not knowing this. Dogs are also excellent with kids and amusing to have around the office.

11-10-2004, 07:58 AM	#33
Peaches Old broad Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Away Posts: 13,933	It's just settling, you big baby When you want noises, try living out in the woods with a tin roof. Between the acorns falling, the roof popping in the sun after a hard rain, the squirrels running across the roof in the middle of the night, the coyotes, owls and cicadas making noises, and the wind blowing branches onto the house, it's amazing I can hear myself think

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