I WAS BORN IN a WAFFLEHOUSE TOILET

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  • Oracle_Porn
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2004
    • 63
    #1

    I WAS BORN IN a WAFFLEHOUSE TOILET

    THE YEAR: 1993

    MOM WAS OUT LATE (16 YEAR OLD GIRL AT THE TIME) AND BEGAN TO FEEL SICK. RAN TO THE LOCAL WAFFLEHOUSE (AKRON, OHIO) AND GAVE BIRTH TO ME.
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    • Pete
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 6617
      #2
      Very interesting.
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        • Holly
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jun 2003
          • 10017
          #3
          lol

          This one I can believe.
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            • chupachups
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 6576
              #4

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                • Halcyon
                  Spread The Pink!
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 8609
                  #5
                  I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

                  Is that close?
                  HAL on TEDx:

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                    • Mike Okitch
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2004
                      • 4126
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Halcyon
                      I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

                      Is that close?
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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978
                          #7
                          Maybe she thought she had the runs and you popped out

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                            • chupachups
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 6576
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                              Thanks for revealing the secret sauce recipe to us

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                                • ProjectNaked
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 4309
                                  #9
                                  Is that you Humpty???


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                                    • Holly
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 10017
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Halcyon
                                      I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

                                      Is that close?
                                      I passed out on the floor of a Burger King right in front of the counter, inside O'Shea's (I think) casino in Las Vegas one New Year's Eve.
                                      War National Damn Champions Eagle

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                                        • pornguy
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 62910
                                          #11
                                          Damn dude. That makes me feel so much better.

                                          I was born in the bathroom of Macys.
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                                            • reynold
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 51271
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Oracle_Porn
                                              THE YEAR: 1993

                                              MOM WAS OUT LATE (16 YEAR OLD GIRL AT THE TIME) AND BEGAN TO FEEL SICK. RAN TO THE LOCAL WAFFLEHOUSE (AKRON, OHIO) AND GAVE BIRTH TO ME.
                                              is that true? if it is, it's sad.

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                                                • yuvalus
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 1906
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by reynold
                                                  is that true? if it is, it's sad.

                                                  Yeah, it's true
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                                                    • DarkJedi
                                                      No Refunds Issued.
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 28301
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Halcyon
                                                      I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

                                                      Is that close?
                                                      LOL !


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                                                        • J. Falcon
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                                                          • May 2006
                                                          • 31587
                                                          #15
                                                          Thanks for sharing.
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